27 :lol

Note: Obviously I don't know his real age

29.

Wow, I was sure he was really a teenager or a bit younger

I'm sure that's some sort of an insult but I have too much of a headache right now to suss it out :(

He's almost 30, he just loves that movie and has more than a passing affection for firearms.

Not an insult, just an assumption based on mostly it is kids who like theme cakes

Ah. Well, everyone I know knows I'm the one who makes dumb shit out of food, so I might see more of a demand than most.

RE: MY WHINY LAPTOP ISSUES

I CALLED TECH SUPPORT (:rolleyes) AND THEY TOLD ME MY ADAPTER IS BUSTED.

THEY ARE SENDING ME A FREE ONE.

YOU CAN ALL STOP WORRYING NOW

Same thing happened to mine. HP sucks.

I had my ten year school reunion last night. God, I felt like a young adult until then, now I feel like a manchild that refuses to grow up. So many people married with kids and good jobs.

The girl I had a huge crush on all through high school was looking gorgeous, and I was really suave and funny to her (I barely said a word to her in school) and she said it was really nice to see me... then she went off early with her husband before I worked up the courage to tell her I had a huge crush on her.

i'm never going to a high school reunion unless i'm armed for a massacre

Yeah the tap dancing penis cake cemented that rep for you forever :lol

I am relieved. Post more.

They pulled down the high school after I went there. :picklehat

I like to think they murdered all the kids I hated too. :eek

I hated all of the kids. All of them. >:

Me too, on both counts. My old high school was caught up in the midst of a campaign to build a new one, and every once in a while you'd come across a teacher who wanted to impress upon everyone what a deathtrap the old one was. I vividly remember a teacher threatening to throw a match into a wooden supply closet and "the whole place will burn to the ground". The same teacher later sneaked into a windowed closet to smoke, the door locked behind him, and he had to climb out the window and across a gravel-topped roof to be let into another classroom.

They got their new school, but turned the old one into a middle school. What does that tell you?

Pub logged on FaceBook to make Kitsa his friend. :eek

http://vimeo.com/17277691

Nicholas Gurewitch of The Perry Bible Fellowship fame directed a short film about a birthday party.

I can't seem to get my new password to log in correctly, so expect several months until you hear anything more from me there.

Cross-country trip, woo.

I hope to out-race you to the never logging on that site again prize. :(

Call them while holding your nose and say that Dylan died on the way there and he didn't even want to have Christmas with them anyway. This will solve all of your woes.

I am a dead.

That is the spirit. :)

Is it really 6 days 'til Christmas?