I'm a bad poker player as I always bet my entire stockpile of chips when I want to bluff someone out

It'll work some day, I swear to god

GUYS I KNOW I BRING THIS UP AT LEAST ONCE A MONTH, BUT WHERE IS PILLOWFIGHT? :'(

she IMd me the other day long enough to call mea jerk for not remembering her AIM name & that she's havin fun being drunk a lot then signed off, AND I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HER SINCE

I USED TO HAVE THE BIGGEST E-CRUSH ON HER EVER GUYS :'(

Pillowfight was a girl?

she better have been >:

she posted pictures of cats i bet she was hot. guys im drunk again from THE CELL

I told people I was a future veteran and they bought me drinks. What idiots!

lol arent you supposed to be at a show or is that next week

Next week I'm gong to chicago for animal collective and they're way cooler then clubs. even though clubs have hot girls i danced and TOTALLY MADE OUT WITH :bejealous

WELLLL. I'm at work again.

And I'm at home again. I want to play a game but I'm bored of everything.

have you tried porn?

My girlfriend is sitting 3 meters to my left. I'm not sure if she'd approve. :(

are you sure she wouldn't???

Yeah, pretty much.

Yeah I hear that.

:lol

Wow, there's some fun in here....

Hi?

'elo :o

Are you doing housework, Shrubfest?

NO! Amazing....

I spent all day reading. It was GREAT.

I'll have to make tea later though...

Here you all are! I almost actually did some work. IT'S SUNDAY for crap sake.

lol you really hate work don't ya?