:pagebrak

It's a wonder I haven't been banned yet, then. :sleep

You get credit for being adorable, Colonel. ;)

Guys! I'm friends with the Colonel on the Face Book. :eek

Guys! I watched Die Hard over & over yesterday. :eek

It was a boring day at work. :eek

And I'm wondering what is the deal with the flight attendant checking him out at the start and the lady in her underwear on the phone in the opposite building just after the terrorists seize the building. :eek

McClane also gets a bunch of looks from other ladies in the film & I'm wondering what the subtext is with that. :eek

I tried looking it up on the Internet but it just talked about John & Holly's marriage, how black guys get a good treatment in the movie, & that the company employees deserved what happened to them because they were so naughty with the drink, drugs, and sex. :eek

Guys! Today; I'm watching Die Hart 2.

:rolleyes

I am retartet. :x

OK! Guys! I stopped watching that & started watching Die Hard 2. :eek

I didnt care for the 2nd one. I thought it sucked.

Just out of curiosity... what the hell do you do for a living Pub?

Do you hate waiting 30 sec between posts as much as I do?

He's either a sheep herder or weta farmer.

YES

OH YEAH, NEVER MIND, I DON'T HAVE TO WAIT LOL

LOL

LOLL

LOOLL

Although I can't make duplicates of a post made in the last five minutes :(

WHERE IS YOUR INFINITE POWER NOW!!?!?!

Space the binal frontears

So while arguing with my significant other, the horrible sounds of the shaggs play in the background. Talk about a real fucking nightmare.

What were you arguing with your mom about?

:pagebrak

I'm a cowboy. :eek

Is 'clicking Submit over & over until it posts' considered waiting? :eek

What is a weta? :confused

:confused:i thought gingers were all funny. did i offend you?

I just remembered how to use the ignore function. :eek

I was always proud to be a ginger before :/

Also, tonight I drank like a half-gallon of strong margarita. I kind of hit a wall owing to my spinal condition (figuratively) and then got better as I went.

Hes a troll, can we keep him? ^.^

This is an approximate of what's going on in my head at the moment.



Now I know why I'm usually conservative with alcohol.

I thought I had too much to drink at my Dad's 90th birthday party, but it turned out to be a stomach virus. What a relief. :shocked

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This is an approximation of Pub's daily life

:pac

Aww, you fixed it yourself with your snazzy edit button. :eek

kia ora pub ^.^

Haere mai, Wiffles.

idk if you want to... i leave a trail of ginger pubes and lucky charms wherever i go

I was wondering how long it would take ....

looks like it's a small hiatus.

hey look guys of i-mock, i see you're up there with the pros. congrats!

and farewell to you ginger ;)

So white knighting happens... on the entire Internet? :eek

I don't mind being mean to you, ELX. >:

You know, if you're into that. :eek

:tear

:pagebrak

how can you be like that pubby :(...

Accommodating?

um maybe like five years ago we had lots of white knights

these days its more of a black knight situation, honestly

i blame guitar woman

it used to be a goddamn epidemic, back when we actually cared about each other and went on field trips

I actually think you guys treated me less like dirt when I was Father Spaz.

Is it because I broke your hearts? With my penis?

:lol

i still think you're the bee's knees

but you don't seem to appreciate it

What's a white knight?

My gf got me the new ludacris album for christmas and it has a song called this on it that has been stuck in my head for the last few days.

It is the thing where we're only nice to ELX in the hopes that she'll get her tits out. :eek

On an unrelated note: Hey Bill, get your knob out! :orgasm

:lol The picture doesn't show up while I'm at work so I'm still in the dark.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

While telling her to not take her its out.

AKA J.O.A.T.

Its new years tomorrow so maybe.

:newyears

You guys arent doing your jobs right, ELX hasnt produced the goods yet >_>

She has for me.

Neither have you, Sweetheart. :oao

Its not my job to get the goods you fellas so desire, Im just here for motivational support ^.^

I was used to CiG producing the goods on her drunken late night chats. Ya feel me?

I'm talking about your goods, cutebuns. :oao

yeah if you like hamsterbutts

If that is what you've you got; it is what I want to see, Sugarchops. :oao

i'll show you mine if you show me yours :)

turned 18 yesterday, it'll be legit.

you gents are indifferent to females, which is way better than any knighthood.

No, they are just fagots.

:wank

happy birthday willie <3

i like the way she works the balls

Happy birthday ELX.

HEY ELX WANNA SKYPE

BE CAREFUL, I WILL NOT BE 18 FOR QUITE SOME TIME ;) ;)

that's nothing compared to gina neely, have you seen the way she rubs the pork?


^ best black folk

thank you bill!

:rolleyes

Dick pics emailed! :eek

She'll have to PM me her address if she wants the required magnifying glass. :eek

:P

:love

Gulliver's Travels was a completely disappointing movie. Not the Jack Black-being-Jack Black thing, because that's just what he does, but why the hell would you even cast Catherine Tate if you weren't planning to utilize her comic genius? :(

Also, I was trying to figure out of all the ladies' goods were hoisted up under their chins on purpose as some sort of stylistic joke or what, but it was distracting.

Hey, I like black people

Happy New Year Pubbles and Z-Man.

Yeah, that stuff to you too when you catch up in a week.

Happy New Year to Pub and Zhuk and anyone else either on the Pacific Rim, or "Down Under".

(Anyone hear from KK?)

And now, all of Asia and most (if not all) of Africa and Europe.

I can't remember if you're 6 or 5 hours ahead in Jolly Old England. :(

I bought myself a crazy wacky Japanese game for an exorbitant amount of money today.

UGGGGHHHHH just got back from a music festival. GOD. I hate just about everyone. Public Enemy was awesome to see live, and a lot of fun, but I really, really needed to kill quite a lot of people to make the three days worth it. Happy new year everyone.

'lo