I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

The Hellfire expansion at least let you 'jog' in the town. By jogging, your step size increased, without changing the leg movement, so your guy looked like a dipshit.
The monk class was pretty awesome, and the Crypt and Hive bonus levels were pretty badass. Great expansion.

executioneer

Aug 11th, 2008 02:34 AM

i played diablo 2 so much the alt key on my kbd got worn out and unreadable from holding it down to locate traysures

LordSappington

Aug 11th, 2008 03:07 AM

I didn't even know that was a feature until I'd beaten it like four times.

Psycho D

Aug 11th, 2008 03:10 AM

What happens here? Is this where I get Jiggy? Good Luck with those lottery tickets.

LordSappington

Aug 11th, 2008 03:11 AM

This... this is a chat room.
And may God help you if you start spamming with 'a/s/l'

Psycho D

Aug 11th, 2008 03:14 AM

I kid, I kid. I meant raffle tickets anyway..........

executioneer

Aug 11th, 2008 04:33 AM

both of yall get off my phone

Kitsa

Aug 11th, 2008 09:42 AM

My newts died over the weekend. :(

They were really, really, REALLY fucking old though. About 15 years, I think.

Fathom Zero

Aug 11th, 2008 11:58 AM

I have a new blog thingy.

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Originally Posted by http://torrifica.blogspot.com/

No suicide.

Life's throwing you curve balls because it doesn't want you to win. Beat every kick life gives you and work your ass off. Persevere, and you'll have nothing to regret. Besides, your ass'll be dead soon enough. If you really have a hard-on for the ethereal plane, pray for a mad gunman or something. I was watching the news the other day and a man started sawing off another dude's head on a bus while Other Dude was sleeping. Apparently, he didn't have a reason. That other dude could be YOU!

That's just a snippet.

Pub Lover

Aug 11th, 2008 02:02 PM

I liked your bathroom story, Kitsa. :)

Not that I want to deal with that sort of thing. :x

Seven Force has a similar one involving a public toilet stall he had to clean. It happend at least twice and it was one of the reasons he quit that job.

Pub Lover

Aug 11th, 2008 02:15 PM

Dylan, you appear to be far too socially inept to be giving helpful advice. ;)

However, I do like that you reneged your No Suicide rule in the case of Small Talk.

Pub Lover

Aug 11th, 2008 02:18 PM

LordSappington, I don't need it to be dark for normal things to terrify me. :(

Pub Lover

Aug 11th, 2008 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 573588)

Inconclusive despite much anecdotal evidence.

What I like about me saying that was that it posted three times in a minute. :eek

Tadao

Aug 11th, 2008 02:23 PM

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