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Kitsa Feb 27th, 2009 07:02 PM

In the dim light, I thought it was a wadded up piece of hosiery.

I thought perhaps a towel had mildewed and had a sour smell, or something. Wasn't sure.

RaNkeri Feb 27th, 2009 07:26 PM

I think I'll hit the hay

executioneer Feb 27th, 2009 07:37 PM

i think ill hit ur mom lololol

Lenor Feb 27th, 2009 10:39 PM

WOAH.. wait wait wait ... rewind be kind .. So this girl was grocery shopping and this guy just randomly grabbed her at knife point and dragged her out of the store?? She had to of been scared, you would think someone would of noticed? I know it was a very messed up situation, but why in hell didn't she start picking up random shit and hitting him with it, screaming fire and run the hell away?

Obviously that grocery store has really shitty employes and I would have it shut down..

Tadao Feb 27th, 2009 11:23 PM

She never made it to the store.

"The girl was going to buy a loaf of bread when Soriano snatched her from the street, threatened her with a knife and raped her."

Seven Force Feb 27th, 2009 11:30 PM

so the question left is which hole

Tadao Feb 27th, 2009 11:32 PM

She was like 13 so any hole has got to be nice and tight.

Seven Force Feb 27th, 2009 11:36 PM

oh my god i didnt know :x now i just feel terrible :(

Seven Force Feb 27th, 2009 11:37 PM

the toast that couldve been...

Lenor Feb 27th, 2009 11:40 PM

Brian.. my dear.. so so SO wrong..

kinda like all that funny porn you like to look at so much!

Seven Force Feb 28th, 2009 12:19 AM

feet is never funny

unless its clown shoes

kahljorn Feb 28th, 2009 01:47 AM

Quote:

why in hell didn't she start picking up random shit and hitting him with it, screaming fire and run the hell away?
why in the hell does anyone get raped? WHY DIDNT THAT WOMAN JUST LIKE THROW HER ATTACKER OFF AND THEN LIKE PICK UP A BUS AND THROW IT AT HIM? WHAT THE FUCK.
NEXT TIME THAT THIRTEEN YEAR OLD SHOULD TRY A LITTLE BIT HARDER.

good job coming back and resuming your retarded character-like behavior ;\

pac-man Feb 28th, 2009 02:40 AM

Ease up, Kahl... the point was valid, but I don't think any of us knew that she got snatched before she got into the store before Tadao said so. There was a little girl (I forget how old, but under 13) who escaped her captors, got home, and had the cops on there asses before they knew she was gone a few years back. It's not unreasonable, assuming they're in a grocery store, to ask why wouldn't she go apeshit and throw stuff around and scream.

EDIT: Dave Chappelle - How old is 15, really?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afaYTA2a4gA

(the girl was 7 years old http://findarticles.com/p/articles/m...02/ai_90468685)

executioneer Feb 28th, 2009 02:57 AM

guys get back on topic or im gonna split this stuff to the potilitics board

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 28th, 2009 03:17 AM

I'm drunk. That's the new topic.

"Beauty is only skin deep. Rape comes from inside" -.........Fucking Horrible.

pac-man Feb 28th, 2009 03:21 AM



I'm all verklempt... talk amongst yourselves... I'll give you a topic: 10,000 Volt Ghost is neither electrified nor deceased- discuss.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 28th, 2009 03:39 AM

:lol

Still kinda drunk.....might meet this guy I met on craigslist. Hopefully I won't die. :(

pac-man Feb 28th, 2009 03:45 AM

Meh... I've met plenty of people on Craigslist and I haven't died yet. Granted they were from the erotic services section, but still... :\

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 28th, 2009 03:52 AM

Maybe I should just drink less. I'm supposed to hang out with this Polish-Rican hottie on sunday I met through my roommate. From what I gathered talking to her so far she's basically just me with a vagina. Or I'm her with a penis. We haven't decided yet. Either way I think we're the mirror image of each other.

Here's hopin for Buttsex.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 28th, 2009 03:59 AM

Happy Birthday Uncle_Sham

You ignorant fucks!

MetalMilitia Feb 28th, 2009 07:22 AM

Oh my god. I've got the worst fucking hangover ever.

Cures please

Kitsa Feb 28th, 2009 07:40 AM

I didn't even know there was a fucking topic in the chat thread. Do we have to stick to KITTIES or whatever the first post's current edit is?

Anyhow, I've got no sympathy for those of you who can't even go back one fucking page to check the details of a news story.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 28th, 2009 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 616452)
Oh my god. I've got the worst fucking hangover ever.

Cures please


I'm sure I'm hours late for the cure but I use cranberry juice to flush my system.

pac-man Feb 28th, 2009 02:49 PM

Hair o' the dog.

Guitar Woman Feb 28th, 2009 03:39 PM

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