That's really the only reason to go golfing. Have fun Get drunk

It's only 9 now, so I should be able to get pretty shitty well before noon.

Just take a drink every time someone swings. Depending on how many people are playing you should get a good buzz pretty soon.

Sams getting drunk and playing with his friends little balls.

Happy Birthday Jeanette too.

Now I have a predicament. I was just invited to a b-day party for a friend of a friend. My good friend just told me he's going out for his birthday tonight and I'm also supposed to go hang out with this girl I met on monday.

I was kinda blitzed on monday though so I would have to re-meet her.

Whats the predicament?

Happy BDAY Janey!

One party is at 7pm, the other starts at 9pm which coincidentally is next door so I can easily do the Buffalo Shuffle between the two but this girl gets out at 10 and I don't want to be sloshed by then. Especially if she wants to go out somewhere.

Lol, tell her you have 2 birthday parties and have her meet you there. You are well in your rights to be drunk as fuck.

Just talked to her, the bar she wants to meet at is 4 streets down from the first two places. I have 255 in my personal luck stat but usually it doesn't work that well ahead of time.

I just want to see how it's going to mess up. I'm taking bets.

The only thing that I remember about her is that she's a swinger that got out of a 6 year relationship and her ex boyfriend cheated on her. I was like "Really, but you had an open relationship?"

:lol Women.

You are gonna stick t in her butt tonight. That is my bet.

That's the goal.

*blows noisemaker*

Thanks guys! Happy Birthday to me! :)

Happy Birthday to you birthday people
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happy birthday / getting fucked up/ sticking things in things.

DUDE!
I totally look like Bea Arthur in my zombie pic.
Side by side comparison!

A few years ago someone with a Bea Arthur myspace account added me out of the blue. I had no idea who they really were or how I knew them, but whoever-it-was was nice and left comments for me from time to time. They stopped about a year ago, but they're still on my friends list.

I didn't know what else to do so I left one of those sympathy graphics in their comments.

hahaha you're friends with an ol' bitch

my friends list is DADS ONLY

I went to a funeral today.

Now, I've seen some wacky tasteless funeral shit before, but this has to win some sort of award.

There was a woman who was slurping slowly on a Big Gulp as she peered into the coffin.

I couldn't believe what I was seeing.

OH SHIT! That's why phones have cameras.

Well, the widow was talking to me at the time, I just happened to glance over. If I'd said "hold on" and whipped out a phone/camera, I guess I would have been just as bad.

She just liked seeing you with your shirt off. :love

But the chances of a trifecta would have been in play and it would be a funeral worthy of the gods!