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camacazio Jun 26th, 2004 03:12 AM

FUCK i'm so jealous that matt picked the other avatar

Snatchtastic Jun 26th, 2004 08:46 AM

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LOL, CATLOAF! :)

HickMan Jun 26th, 2004 11:15 AM

HEY YOU JERKS I'M BACK. whats goin on?

Snatchtastic Jun 26th, 2004 12:29 PM

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I just drank a Super Big Gulp and ate 2 Fifth Avenues.

Matt Harty Jun 26th, 2004 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice
Matt Harty totally talks differently on aim :(


As compared to what?

kellychaos Jun 26th, 2004 01:17 PM

Return of cat loaf! :)

Matt Harty Jun 26th, 2004 03:05 PM

SAM >:

Sajuuk Jun 26th, 2004 04:13 PM

Code:


rem Load bitmaps
load bitmap "tiles.bmp",1
get image 1,0,0,256,256
delete bitmap 1

rem Load sound
load sound "hum.wav",1
load sound "explode.wav",2
loop sound 1

rem Load music track
load music "caverun.mid",1
loop music 1

rem Activate manual sync
sync on

rem Make landscape and ceiling matrix
make matrix 1,2000,5000,10,25
prepare matrix texture 1,1,2,2
make matrix 2,2000,5000,10,25
prepare matrix texture 2,1,2,2
fill matrix 2,0,2
randomize matrix 2,350.0
for t=0 to 25
        set matrix height 2,0,t,-100
        set matrix height 2,10,t,-100
next t
update matrix 2

rem Bagin game loop
do

rem Set seed for same random numbers
randomize 1

rem Clear cave floor
fill matrix 1,0,1

rem Set lighting, fog and setupset ambient light 20
color backdrop 0
if fog available()=1 then fog on : fog color 0 : fog distance 3000

rem Reset speed
x=0
z=0
speed#=0.0

rem Begin main loop
repeat

rem Record old variables
oldx=x
oldgy#=gy#

rem Control key movements
if upkey()=1 then speed#=speed#+1.0 else speed#=speed#-1.0
if leftkey()=1 then rz#=rz#+1.0
if rightkey()=1 then rz#=rz#-1.0

rem Control variables
if speed#<0.0 then speed#=0.0
if speed#<10.0 then speed#=speed#+1.1
if speed#>40.0 then speed#=40.0
rz#=rz#/1.1
x=x-(2*rz#)

rem Scroll landscape
z=z+speed#
if z>200
        z=z-200
        if rnd(3)=0
                mp=mp-1
                mp=mp+rnd(3)
                if mp<1 then mp=1
                if mp>4 then mp=4
        endif
        for t=0 to 0 : set matrix height 1,t,24,450 : set matrix tile 1,t,24,2 : next t
        for t=1 to mp : set matrix height 1,t,24,rnd(200) : set matrix tile 1,t,24,2 : next t
        for t=mp+1 to mp+1 : set matrix height 1,t,24,rnd(200) : set matrix tile 1,t,24,3 : next t
        for t=mp+2 to mp+3 : set matrix height 1,t,24,rnd(20) : set matrix tile 1,t,24,1 : next t
        for t=mp+4 to mp+4 : set matrix height 1,t,24,rnd(200) : set matrix tile 1,t,24,4 : next t
        for t=mp+5 to 9 : set matrix height 1,t,24,rnd(200) : set matrix tile 1,t,24,2 : next t
        for t=10 to 10 : set matrix height 1,t,24,450 : next t
        update matrix 1
        shift matrix up 1
        shift matrix up 2
endif

rem Position matrix       
position matrix 1,0,0,2500-z
position matrix 2,0,100,2500-z

rem Position camera
gy#=curvevalue(50+get ground height(1,500+x,z),gy#,3)
position camera 500+x,gy#,2500
zrotate camera wrapvalue(rz#)

rem Control sound frequency
set sound speed 1,10000+(speed#*100)

rem Update screen
sync

rem End main loop when collision with ceiling
until get ground height(2,500+x,z)<gy#-75.0

rem Return camera to point before collision
position camera 500+oldx,oldgy#,2500

rem Game Over
play sound 2
for c=0 to 255 step 20
        cls rgb(c,0,0)
        if fog available()=1 then fog distance (c*5) : fog color (c*256*256)
        sync
next c

rem End game loop
loop


Sam Jun 26th, 2004 04:25 PM

AWSOME :D

Matt Harty Jun 26th, 2004 04:32 PM

AWESOME! :D

The Retro Kat Jun 26th, 2004 04:36 PM

BITCHES :D

Sam Jun 26th, 2004 04:37 PM

BALLS IN D00DS :D

Sajuuk Jun 26th, 2004 05:11 PM

AWESOME :D

Sam Jun 26th, 2004 05:13 PM

AWSOME :D

Matt Harty Jun 26th, 2004 05:15 PM

AWESOME :D

HickMan Jun 26th, 2004 06:04 PM

:(

The Retro Kat Jun 26th, 2004 07:03 PM


Sam Jun 26th, 2004 07:59 PM

PutYourToeInYou: http://rackshack2.mybuddyinfo.com/im...11DSC00910.JPG
PutYourToeInYou: :(
PutYourToeInYou: that's me :(
Switch Dingo: I SAW YOUR NERD PICTURE
Switch Dingo: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU BELONG IN THAT LOCKER
Switch Dingo: STUFFED INTO IT
PutYourToeInYou: I WROTE THAT ON SOME JERKS LOCKER
PutYourToeInYou: JERK
*** PutYourToeInYou signed off at Sat Jun 26 18:00:23 2004.
Switch Dingo: YEAH SURE NERD
Switch Dingo: OH SURE SIGN OFF NERD >:

HickMan Jun 26th, 2004 08:42 PM

LOOK AT THE NERD WHO'S TALKING TO THE 'NERD' WHO ISN'T EVEN THERE. NERD.

Sam Jun 26th, 2004 08:50 PM

LOOK AT THE NERD WHO'S CALLING A NERD A NERD AFTER THAT NERD ALREADY CALLED HIM A NERD. >:

NERD.

HickMan Jun 26th, 2004 08:54 PM

I HAVE TO GO CALL MY GIRLFRIEND. SOMETHING THAT A NERD DOSN'T HAVE. LIKE YOU. BECAUSE YOU'RE A NERD. NOW IF YOU EXCUSE ME, I AM GOING TO GO DO SOME NON-NERDY THINGS. NERD.

The Retro Kat Jun 26th, 2004 11:34 PM

OMG U 2 R SUCH NERDS OMG

ScruU2wice Jun 26th, 2004 11:55 PM

THIS IS SO HOT :D

Snatchtastic Jun 27th, 2004 10:56 AM

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AWSOME :D

ScruU2wice Jun 27th, 2004 11:54 AM

My Bros. got Super Smash Brothers Melee

Sajuuk Jun 27th, 2004 01:38 PM

Oh no. :(

Big McLargehuge Jun 27th, 2004 02:18 PM

Hey i blocked all you guys on my aim :(

And deleted you too :(

The Retro Kat Jun 27th, 2004 09:18 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOO

WHATEV DOOD, NO ONE CARES, U THINK UR ALL BADASS, I STILL THINK YOU SUCK O SHIT SON FACE TO THE MAX CUM LAUDE

Big McLargehuge Jun 27th, 2004 09:25 PM

Were you even on my aim? :rolleyes

PILLOWFIGHT Jun 27th, 2004 10:36 PM

wheres danny :(

agroskaterik Jun 27th, 2004 11:52 PM

probably with matt harty........ MAKING OUT!!!!!

Sam Jun 27th, 2004 11:54 PM

OMG BURN. :X

agroskaterik Jun 27th, 2004 11:56 PM

AgroSkateRik: what a dooshbagh
AgroSkateRik: but dont tell him i said that
Switch Dingo: HE IS GAY LIKE THAT TO ME TOO
Switch Dingo: I THINK IT IS HIS WAY OF HITTING ON YOU
AgroSkateRik: BUT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
Switch Dingo: HE WANTS YOUR SELF ESTEEM TO BE REALLY LOW SO HE CAN SLIP YOU THE WANG
Switch Dingo: IN YOU BUTT
Switch Dingo: :X
AgroSkateRik: KINKY
AgroSkateRik: I MEAN NASTY

agroskaterik Jun 27th, 2004 11:57 PM

Switch Dingo: YEAH LIEK I BET IT'S GORRS :X
AgroSkateRik: ITS PROBABLYLY A LOT LIKE POOING
AgroSkateRik: BUTT IN REVERSE
Switch Dingo: NO I THINK IT HURTS
AgroSkateRik: WE COULD ASK MATTWHAT ITS LIKE LOL
Switch Dingo: YEAH WE COULD I BET HE'D KNOW
AgroSkateRik: CUZ HES A FAGGOT
AgroSkateRik: RIGHT LOL
Switch Dingo: I'M NOT GONNA SAY YES OR NO
Switch Dingo: BUT YEAH HE'S PRETTY FAGGY LOL
AgroSkateRik: NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT
AgroSkateRik: LOL!
Switch Dingo: OR IS THERE
Switch Dingo: RIGHT AGRO
AgroSkateRik: lol!!
Switch Dingo: ??
AgroSkateRik: LEFT
AgroSkateRik: WAIT NO
AgroSkateRik: RIGHT!!!
AgroSkateRik: LOL
Switch Dingo: HIGHFIVE
AgroSkateRik: 5!
AgroSkateRik: SLAP ME SOME SKIN BRA
Switch Dingo: WURD
AgroSkateRik: YOU KNOW WHY HE HAS AT CATLOAF?
Switch Dingo: TO MOLEST IT
Switch Dingo: :X
AgroSkateRik: HELLS YEa

Sajuuk Jun 28th, 2004 12:13 AM

No.

Sam Jun 28th, 2004 12:15 AM

AWSOME :D

agroskaterik Jun 28th, 2004 12:22 AM

AWESOME ;D

Matt Harty Jun 28th, 2004 11:13 AM

Why are you guys talking about me?

Snatchtastic Jun 28th, 2004 12:33 PM

omg , you guys are out of control.

Sam Jun 28th, 2004 12:34 PM

AWSOME :D

agroskaterik Jun 28th, 2004 12:47 PM


Matt Harty Jun 28th, 2004 12:47 PM

Die

Sam Jun 28th, 2004 12:51 PM


agroskaterik Jun 28th, 2004 01:02 PM


Sam Jun 28th, 2004 01:03 PM


agroskaterik Jun 28th, 2004 01:05 PM


Sam Jun 28th, 2004 01:06 PM


agroskaterik Jun 28th, 2004 01:12 PM


Sam Jun 28th, 2004 01:19 PM


agroskaterik Jun 28th, 2004 01:25 PM


There, now this page is over and nobody will have to read it ever again. >:

Snatchtastic Jun 28th, 2004 01:26 PM

omg, you guys LOL

ScruU2wice Jun 28th, 2004 02:17 PM

hey guys...

ScruU2wice Jun 28th, 2004 07:40 PM

im here

Sam Jun 28th, 2004 08:47 PM

OH THANK GOODNESS, NOW I CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT. :rolleyes

ScruU2wice Jun 28th, 2004 08:49 PM

OH THANK GOODNESS I CAN SLEEP WITH SAM TONIGHT :rolleyes

Sam Jun 28th, 2004 08:51 PM

ONLY IF YOU CLEAN YOUR PLATE. >:

ScruU2wice Jun 28th, 2004 08:52 PM

what happened sam you never used to be this strict :(

Sam Jun 28th, 2004 08:54 PM

YEAH, WELL THINGS CHANGE, LIKE SOCKS AND RULES. >:

I'LL HAVE NO BACK TALK FROM YE LADDY.

camacazio Jun 28th, 2004 08:57 PM

Man ok, so I went to this book store today and was all like "employ me you bitches, suck it" and this scrawny ass bitch was like "fuck off bitch, and leave your resume and call the manager at this number".

Yeah so I might have a job.

ScruU2wice Jun 28th, 2004 08:57 PM

I thought i was the disgruntled son who was also annorexic :/

Sam Jun 28th, 2004 08:58 PM

YOU ARE BOTH GROUNDED. NOW DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY.

EACH. >:

ScruU2wice Jun 28th, 2004 09:02 PM

hey camacazio, you really should call that number

hey sam, you should really get off my balls

Sam Jun 28th, 2004 09:03 PM

AS IF YOU HAD ANY BALLS TO GET ON IN THE FIRST PLACE. >:

ScruU2wice Jun 28th, 2004 09:04 PM

umm... ummm.. YOUR MOM!!!


KO

Sam Jun 28th, 2004 09:05 PM

AWSOME :D

ScruU2wice Jun 28th, 2004 09:08 PM

I'm sorry sam please come back :(

the[Hitman] Jun 28th, 2004 09:24 PM

no?

camacazio Jun 28th, 2004 09:30 PM

Pass 3 cards please

ScruU2wice Jun 28th, 2004 10:01 PM

did you call yet? >:

camacazio Jun 28th, 2004 10:06 PM

The manager works Tuesday through Friday :(

I'll do it tommorrow.

camacazio Jun 28th, 2004 11:23 PM

Matt make a catloaf gallery of your catloafs!

Sajuuk Jun 28th, 2004 11:47 PM

AHHHHHH!!!!

Matt Harty Jun 29th, 2004 07:53 AM

I'll make one once I stop hoping that you all die.

Matt Harty Jun 29th, 2004 07:57 AM

Die

Snatchtastic Jun 29th, 2004 08:21 AM

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Holy Smokes!

Matt Harty Jun 29th, 2004 08:30 AM

Die Die

Matt Harty Jun 29th, 2004 08:30 AM

Die Die Die

Matt Harty Jun 29th, 2004 08:31 AM

Die Die Die Die

Matt Harty Jun 29th, 2004 08:33 AM

Die Die Die Die Die

Matt Harty Jun 29th, 2004 08:33 AM

Die Die Die Die Die Die

Matt Harty Jun 29th, 2004 08:34 AM

Die Die Die Die Die Die Die

Matt Harty Jun 29th, 2004 08:36 AM

Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die

Matt Harty Jun 29th, 2004 08:37 AM

Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die

Matt Harty Jun 29th, 2004 08:38 AM

Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die

Matt Harty Jun 29th, 2004 08:39 AM

Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die

Matt Harty Jun 29th, 2004 08:40 AM

Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die

Matt Harty Jun 29th, 2004 08:41 AM

Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die

Matt Harty Jun 29th, 2004 08:41 AM

Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die

Matt Harty Jun 29th, 2004 08:42 AM

Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die

Matt Harty Jun 29th, 2004 08:42 AM

Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die

Matt Harty Jun 29th, 2004 08:43 AM

Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die

Matt Harty Jun 29th, 2004 08:45 AM

Ok i'm done. :)

Snatchtastic Jun 29th, 2004 10:50 AM

OMG

Emu Jun 29th, 2004 10:58 AM

PAGE 172: THE MATT HARTY CHRONICLES

GADZOOKS Jun 29th, 2004 12:05 PM

Emu: An End Of An Era.

Sam Jun 29th, 2004 12:16 PM

AWSOME :D

Sajuuk Jun 29th, 2004 12:28 PM

AAHHHHH!!!

Snatchtastic Jun 29th, 2004 12:43 PM

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Code 5 second floor 2 South.

ScruU2wice Jun 29th, 2004 01:12 PM

underneath the hollow marble tile in the fourth room of the pyramid

Snatchtastic Jun 29th, 2004 01:14 PM

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Code 5 all clear, Code 5 all clear, Code 5 all clear.


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