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Dixie Feb 10th, 2009 07:09 AM

Good morning, class.

Aaarg Feb 10th, 2009 07:13 AM

GOOD MORNING MRS. REANIMATED CORPSE!

Dixie Feb 10th, 2009 07:19 AM

I'm a sad zombie today.
I broke a nail.
:(
God I feel like a tard saying that.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 10th, 2009 07:19 AM

Glue it back on. I'm going to sleep.

Dixie Feb 10th, 2009 07:20 AM

I can't. It's a real nail.
:(
Sweet dreams mister!

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 10th, 2009 07:21 AM

:( It'll be back soon enough.

Good night Ladyface :)

Aaarg Feb 10th, 2009 07:29 AM

what'd you break a nail on?

Dixie Feb 10th, 2009 07:49 AM

I was opening a plastic bin and it was stuck.
I pulled on the damn thing so hard that the tip just broke off.
Left a nasty jagged edge.
I found the other half of it.
:(
Having a good morning?

Aaarg Feb 10th, 2009 07:58 AM

leave it jagged, use it to CUT MOTHERFUCKERS

christ i've been up since about 2am now. i'm just waiting to not be the only person awake, and for stores to open so i can go waste time buying things i don't need.

Dixie Feb 10th, 2009 08:25 AM

Hahaha, I'm filing it down now.
This is the second one I've lost to the same cause.

I've been up all night, like always. Always waiting to not be the only one awake.
I know the feeling well.
It's almost time for the stores to open!

Aaarg Feb 10th, 2009 08:32 AM

Maybe you should keep your nails short! Though I hate when they're really short because it's harder to perform certain simple tasks.

Do you sleep at all, or what?

Kitsa Feb 10th, 2009 08:35 AM

I am eating a monster bowl of Cocoa Pebbles.

Cocoa Krispies suck, they lack cocoa-power.

Dixie Feb 10th, 2009 08:36 AM

This is the first time I've ever let my nails grow long.
I'm attempting to be feminine to some extent.
I'm gonna let them grow like my hair, though I think I'll cut my nails before I ever cut my hair.

I don't really do much sleeping. I kinda know why, but it's nothing I'd discuss on I-mockery. I nap, but real sleep doesn't come easy.

Last night/today I will not be sleeping because I'm waiting to hear news about a friend in the hospital.
:(

Dixie Feb 10th, 2009 08:37 AM

Cocoa Pebbles are an excellent choice my friend!

Kitsa Feb 10th, 2009 08:39 AM

Here's someone who had a worse day than we did:

http://www.nwi.com/articles/2009/02/...8544407622.txt


(nice to see that a professional journalist doesn't have the there-they're-their thing down yet)

Aaarg Feb 10th, 2009 08:40 AM

Oh that's exciting. Good luck.

Cocoa Krispies were one of my mom's favorites, so I grew up on those and have a preference towards that.

Kitsa Feb 10th, 2009 08:42 AM

Cocoa pebbles are just way more chocolate-y. And I've been on a chocolate kick.

We got the bf's birthday cake at Jungle Jim's and holy-fucking-hell it was amazing. It was devil's food with cream cheese frosting and then some sort of thin layer of fudge coating it all. We managed to eat all but one piece in about 12 hrs.

Aaarg Feb 10th, 2009 08:44 AM

mmm cake. Sounds good for breakfast.

Kitsa Feb 10th, 2009 08:48 AM

This cake was. I just didn't want to eat the last piece so I did cereal instead.

I've already picked out my birthday cake for next month from the people who do the Jungle Jim's cakes. Vanilla with lemon curd filling, lemon frosting and sugar-daffodils on top.

Aaarg Feb 10th, 2009 08:53 AM

Too complicated for me. I'll just buy whatever cake mix happens to be on sale and bake that shit up!

Kitsa Feb 10th, 2009 12:13 PM

It's been a rollercoaster day so far.

I lost my debit card. But then I found it!

I had a bad experience with some soup mix. But then the manufacturer sent me ten $7 gift certificates!

I got some errands done. But then a dog ran past me and I saw too late that the receptionist from my vet's office was chasing him. I mean, I could have grabbed him at one point if I'd seen that someone was chasing him and not just walking him off leash. He ran off into town and even though we drove around looking for him, we never did get him. I saw him behind a house but he got away through some backyards.

I feel really bad for her. God, it would be horrible to lose someone else's dog. I sent her flowers. :/

BLEU Feb 10th, 2009 12:31 PM

My uncle always sends letters of false complaints to the manufacturers of various food products. He gets a ton of free shit out of it.

He has this promotional Twinkie hat that I've been wanting to steal since 3rd grade. I'm the only one who visits him; I want it when he dies.

Kitsa Feb 10th, 2009 12:42 PM

Well, this was a real complaint...the soup mix had little flecks of what looked like blue plastic. I remember my dad saying that food companies use blue plastic on their production lines so that any debris in food can be spotted easily. I sent them the flecks with a note saying that I just wanted them to know about it for quality-control purposes, in case it was anything important.

So they sent me a letter back with 10 $7 gift certificates, which was pretty cool. I'm covered for soup mix for the rest of the year, anyway.

RaNkeri Feb 10th, 2009 03:55 PM

Ziziziziii
ziiziiziiziziziziiiii
ziiziiziiziziziziziziziziiziiziii

:boohoo

Kitsa Feb 10th, 2009 03:57 PM

Violins go zizi in Finland? :hypno

RaNkeri Feb 10th, 2009 04:02 PM

No, just in my head due to lack of imagination :(

RaNkeri Feb 10th, 2009 04:02 PM

However, that doesn't change the fact that wycliffe theme is one of the most awesome ever.

Fathom Zero Feb 10th, 2009 05:45 PM

Wyclef Jean?

executioneer Feb 10th, 2009 06:49 PM

oh great the guy with the WORST NAME EVER is back >:

Tadao Feb 10th, 2009 07:04 PM

You would have think he would have remembered the rules.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 11th, 2009 02:08 AM

Why are there all these people that joined the same month as me that I have never heard of before. Colonel Flagg and Pentagarn are all that I remember.

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2009 02:59 AM

cause they make one post if any and then flee into obscurity

THE DOGS

executioneer Feb 11th, 2009 10:16 AM

IM OUTTA HERE GUYS, ENJOY THE NEXT FIVE DAYS ME-FREE

Esuohlim Feb 11th, 2009 10:34 AM

:(

Kitsa Feb 11th, 2009 03:20 PM

When I get out of the doctor's office and he just tells me to come back in a month, doesn't do anything else, I leave wondering what the point was of going in the first place :/

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 11th, 2009 03:34 PM

Well, he wanted your money I'm sure. I wonder the same thing when I leave sometimes.

Esuohlim Feb 11th, 2009 03:41 PM

I don't think I'm going to post in this shitty thread anymore

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2009 03:51 PM

oh what will this thread be without you esulohime

pac-man Feb 11th, 2009 04:20 PM

Bearable.

*rimshot*

Tip your waitress.

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2009 04:21 PM

LOL I WANT TO MAKE A DUMB JOKE ABOUT BEARS BUT I WONT

BUT I WANT TO

Kitsa Feb 11th, 2009 04:23 PM

oh, no, wait, I think what he's saying is that we're not interesting!

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2009 04:42 PM

I WANT TO EAT A WARM ROAST BEEF SANDWICH

BY WHICH I DO NOT MEAN THAT I WANT TO EAT A VAGINA :(
ALTHOUGH I DO

Kitsa Feb 11th, 2009 04:45 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWCeriGsFkA

Shyandquietguy Feb 11th, 2009 05:17 PM

Have I mentioned that I have ruined my own threads yet?

wobzire Feb 11th, 2009 06:56 PM

I just spent 20 minutes trying to explain to a very old person that pressing caps lock meant that they would be typing in caps. They wouldn't believe me and insisted that they were "locking the caps owtatha keybeerd" by pressing it.

Tadao Feb 11th, 2009 07:16 PM

and if you tell them to press f4 they hold down both the f and the 4

Kitsa Feb 11th, 2009 07:21 PM

I taught a convent full of 80+ nuns to use the computermachine, I win.

wobzire Feb 11th, 2009 07:22 PM

If anyone needs access to porn it's them. You really made a difference Kitsa.

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2009 08:02 PM

I just tutored someone with a learning disability. The subject was sociology.

Tadao Feb 11th, 2009 08:08 PM

Just being alive is a sociological study.

The Leader Feb 11th, 2009 08:32 PM

That's deep man.

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2009 08:37 PM

JUST BEING ALIVE IS A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT

JUST BEING ALIVE IS A PHILOSOPHIC STATEMENT

Tadao Feb 11th, 2009 08:55 PM

I hate sociology fags.

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2009 10:00 PM

good for you. It's not my major, I just tutor it.

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2009 10:04 PM

I also tutor history and philosophy if you want to say something retarded, and later something irreverent, about that.

Tadao Feb 11th, 2009 10:11 PM

No no, please continue your story. I'm sure you have a lot to say about things and stuff.

kahljorn Feb 11th, 2009 11:57 PM

It wasn't a story. It was a statement. Or i guess two statements.

Tadao Feb 12th, 2009 12:03 AM

What was the learning disability? A comprehension one or more of a memory?

kahljorn Feb 12th, 2009 12:08 AM

No idea ;\ I didn't really ask. I'm not really a small talk type of person. She definitely had problems comprehending some things, whereas with other things she was pretty on the ball. I want to say she had some kind of autism or something, but I don't really know. She had a pretty good memory it seemed, although she had problems remembering things she couldn't understand. She also had speaking problems and she couldn't write without her hands hurting.
When I went to tutor her the people in charge made cringing faces and were all, "We want you to know that we like you, Chris."

Tadao Feb 12th, 2009 12:24 AM

Maybe they think you are good at what you do and pretty even tempered. Almost sounds like she gets self conscious about how people perceive her intelligence level.

kahljorn Feb 12th, 2009 01:57 AM

Possibly, though she seemed pretty jovial it could have been from nervousness. *shrug*

kahljorn Feb 12th, 2009 02:02 AM

PIJFEIPFJDIPJFi;a"OAIGf:"

MIND NUMBING BOREDOM

kahljorn Feb 12th, 2009 02:03 AM

I HATE COFFEE

kahljorn Feb 12th, 2009 02:15 AM

I GUESS ILL JUST HAVE TO WATCH NOSFERATU WITH MUSIC BY TYPE O NEGATIVE AND CRY MYSELF TILL EXHAUSTION LIKE IVE DONE THE LAST FIVE NIGHTS IN A ROW

Tadao Feb 12th, 2009 02:21 AM

:( Maybe you'll find what you want to write about for your paper.

kahljorn Feb 12th, 2009 02:25 AM

haha :(
i hate philosophy.
I'm probably going to write about how social retributive justice alienates us, as pertains to the Marxist term, from our sense of personal retributive justice ;\

or how friendship is dishonest and self-serving ;\ WHEN YOU BECOME SOMEBODIES FRIEND, YOU DO THEM A GREAT HARM. But that's kind of lame and pretentious ;/ and typical ;/
WHAT IS TRUE FRIENDSHIP

kahljorn Feb 12th, 2009 03:55 AM

I WROTE BAD POETRY CUZ IM BNORED AND DRINKING WINE AND TRYING TO REMEMBER HOW TO BE DIONYSUS:

In my ultimate agonies (which probably weren't very agonizing)
I realized
that there was
Nothing worth realizing
That all my realizations were a lie
that I was a facade
and that deep inside I was a pygmy

LONELINESS consists in knowing yourself
As the coward
as the despicable
as the honest
as the lover
abandon yourself
because you're the asshole
haghaahufaoe


I swallowed my soul
and found myself empty
I swallowed my tongue
and found myself elated

kahljorn Feb 12th, 2009 03:59 AM

MAYBE ILL WATCH NOSFERATU TWICE >:

kahljorn Feb 12th, 2009 04:05 AM

In the deluge of the mysterious
I was elusive
Now
I just fuck off

kahljorn Feb 12th, 2009 05:10 AM

DO YOU GUYS EVER WONDER IF YOU ARE ALIVE OR DEAD

HOW CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE

kahljorn Feb 12th, 2009 05:15 AM

OK I WATCHED NOSFERATU TWICE IN A ROW NOW IM GOING TO GO TO BED

Zhukov Feb 12th, 2009 08:29 AM

It's Friday the 13th today, I didn't realise.

Dixie Feb 12th, 2009 09:24 AM

Yay!!!

MetalMilitia Feb 12th, 2009 09:59 AM

I'm visiting London on the 13th (tomorrow). We're going to see the Tate Modern and the Natural History Museum. I hope I don't get shot and stabbed. Damn London.

Dixie Feb 12th, 2009 10:36 AM

It is London, good luck my friend!

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 12th, 2009 11:12 AM

I might go see Friday the 13th at midnight tonight. Hopefully its good.

Dixie Feb 12th, 2009 11:31 AM

Let me know how you like it.
I've been very curious about it!

Dixie Feb 12th, 2009 11:42 AM

I'm trying out something I read on CNN.
I have taped my thumbs to my palms.
I will perform all my daily activities in this state until my husband comes home.
So far using a mouse really sucks.

Dixie Feb 12th, 2009 11:50 AM

I can still pick up my cats and wash dishes like this.
Not bad so far.
Cant wait til I have to wipe my ass.

Aaarg Feb 12th, 2009 11:59 AM

what if you have to BUILD SOCIETIES

oh by the way i dig the old type o negative in your signature and have always wondered if your username was in reference to the baaaaaaaaaand.

Dixie Feb 12th, 2009 12:04 PM

like what kind of societies?

And yes of course my username is in reference to the band.
:)

executioneer Feb 12th, 2009 12:15 PM

motel six sucks, what kinda motel doesnt give you a tiny shampoo >: although i guess thats why it was only 36 bux a nighrt

Dixie Feb 12th, 2009 12:19 PM

I know where youuuu areeeee!
:P

executioneer Feb 12th, 2009 12:37 PM

:eek :eek :eek :eek

Dixie Feb 12th, 2009 12:42 PM

You guys come help me pack dammit!

kahljorn Feb 12th, 2009 12:46 PM

heh why are you taping your thumbs to your palms? Reminds me of this:
http://www.hermetic.com/crowley/libers/lib3.html

OF THINE OWN INGENIUM DEVISE OTHERS

Dixie Feb 12th, 2009 12:51 PM

Beats me.
I do alot of stuff for the hell of it.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me with a dildo taped to my head.
I do these things for no other reason than to do them.
If I were smart I'd claim to be drinking.

palindrome Feb 12th, 2009 01:38 PM

"For the hell of it" and "Because I can" are two of the best reasons to do anything.

Kitsa Feb 12th, 2009 01:55 PM

I just successfully used one of my grocery coupons on wine. :love

I promptly celebrated with a glass of wine.

Then my dog dragged me around the block a few times.

palindrome Feb 12th, 2009 02:00 PM

Let me know when you figure out how to get booze with foodstamps. I get to white trash level up when I can do that.

Kitsa Feb 12th, 2009 02:10 PM

You'll be the first to know.

This was recompense for some ickiness found in food I purchased. It said "any product", and I was waiting for them to say "any but alcohol"...but they just swiped it through. I felt like I'd just gotten away with something.

palindrome Feb 12th, 2009 02:11 PM

Corporate guilt booze. Classy.

Aaarg Feb 12th, 2009 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by palindrome (Post 613516)
Let me know when you figure out how to get booze with foodstamps. I get to white trash level up when I can do that.

just go to dc or ny or one of those other states that lets you get cash back from your foodstamp card.

palindrome Feb 12th, 2009 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 613521)
just go to dc or ny or one of those other states that lets you get cash back from your foodstamp card.

In that case, what government agency can I exploit for gas money to get to DC?

Aaarg Feb 12th, 2009 02:25 PM

that, i can't help you with.

Dixie Feb 12th, 2009 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by palindrome (Post 613519)
Corporate guilt booze. Classy.

You really look familiar, I'm trying to place where I've seen you.
It could have been a year book. It could have been Twisters.
I'm not sure...
Hmmmmmmmmmm..........

Dixie Feb 12th, 2009 02:39 PM

MUAHAHAHAHA!
I'VE FOUND IT!
I've narrowed how I know you down to one person on your friendslist from your myspace!
Now I know how I know you!

Kitsa Feb 12th, 2009 02:40 PM

Holy fucking shit, and I thought my bus was bad when a kid cut my ponytail off. Apparently it's gotten worse.

http://www.nwi.com/articles/2009/02/...7257578962.txt

Kitsa Feb 12th, 2009 02:41 PM

myspace :(

Dixie Feb 12th, 2009 02:42 PM

Thank you Kitsa for giving me another reason to not want children and to detest a good portion of them.


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