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haha. I could give you mine but i think i might've trashed it :(

oh i found it :O

:(

are you sad that i didn't throw it away? :lol

I am. We could have even thrown them at each other. THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN NERDIKENS

YOU GUYS :rolleyes

What does an entire orchestra of electric guitars sound like?

they sound like "weedley weedley wee"

Who run barter town?

spaaaaace ghooooooost

This beer smells like the refridgeratoror

could be worse, it could smell like the freezer

Should I camp or spawnkill?

you should camp, but watch out for cougars

Whats with all the protests?

it's peer pressure, all the cool countries are doin' it

What did you do during your Ask Willie hiatus?

freaked out like five times

Willie, are you in a union?

no but i have to pay a non-representation fee and i'm still "in a bargaining unit", so apart from not being able to vote on shit i might as well be

Hi Willie.

What's your take on the recent unrest in the Middle East? Are we looking at another Islamic revolution, or is secular politics going to make a comeback?

CF

Somebody already asked that question :rolleyes.
Willie, should i dress lie Muammar al-Gaddafi for next halloween? Or will it no longer be topical then?

i don't think it's as Islam-centric as the one in Iran was back in 1979, and it seems like it's a lot less violent so hopefully the countries that get revoluted will not end up with a bunch of nuts in power after it's all over

go for it! who knows, by then it might be MORE topical :eek

Biggie, I'm very sorry to ruin your day by making you read (for comprehension) a repeat question in this thread. I shall wear my hair shirt and flagellate myself with my scourge for being so impertinent and inconsiderate.

And thanks, Willie, for answering and for not being offended. :)

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Willie,

Did you make Space Funeral? Coz it seems like something you'd do.

nah if i did a project like that i'd probably tell you guys about it first

or at least second

Willie, whats with Evil Robot 2? Does the idea suggest the original was somehow lacking?

i think he forgot his password or something, i think it's the same IP

Yes, I forgot the password after formatting the computer. I also forgot the password to the email address I used as well as the email address itself.

you know, an admin could change your password for you.

It should be EVIL ROBOT DEUCE

ITS EVIL ROBOT II NOW.

Are there any movies like Red Dawn but from the Russian point of view where the US invades Russia?

not as far as i know, but the twilight 2000 role playing game system is sort of based on that premise?

Why do the songs in New Vegas stink so much?

Does Evil Robot 2 rule?

compared to the ones in fallout three they're a playlist from heaven dude

ehhh sequels are rarely better than the originals but we'll see

I liked the songs in fallout 3 >:
What beer goes well with nachos, or a greasy ass cheeseburger?

Sod that. Are there any movies like Red Dawn where the Soviets invade the US and kill all the pesky teenagers?

i don't know beer :( the only beer i've had that even came close to palatable when i was eating was blue moon

well i don't know about INVADE, but in The Day After (1983)(TV) everything in the US gets nuked to fuck and back

How awesome would it be if Charlie Sheen, Gary Busey, Snookie, and Mel gibson did Mad Max 3?

man i can't even type the word snookie without getting a crippling migraine, i can't imagine actually watching something she's in

no deal

Mad Max 4 actually, and if the franchise is gonna get a pointless sequel/semi prequel/in between sequel prequel/whatfuckingever it'd be better to have Gibson (especially since he's insane) than Bane

Willie,

Why do I hate it so much when people answer questions in a thread dedicated to the pursuit of your wisdom?

because you're a real stickler!

WILLIE


Got to find me a way
To take me back to yesterday.
How can I ever hope to forget you?

Won't you show me a place
Where I can hide my lonely face?
I know you're going to break my heart if I let you.
Oh why does love got to be so sa-a-a-a-ahad?

:guitar

for contrast?

If more and more Japanese people find wide eyes to be a desirable trait, does that mean they will all look like Italians in 50 years?

nah the color'll be all off

Willie,

Is the Angriest Monster's forum supposed to be a one stop shopping center?

Should I read Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep before watching Blade Runner or the other way around?

ehh i can't even remember the password. guess i'll just delet it

my rule is almost always movie first, because if you read the book first you'll usually be upset at the liberties the movie takes

Sir William,

Will you be participating in this year's i-mockery bracket bunch?

Dear Willie,

DOOOoOOOOoOOOoOOOOOO YOUUUUU

FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL LIKE I DOOOOOO?

i guess it`s possible

not unless you feel high levels of frustration and despair, in which case yeah

What type of geiger counter should I use to detect Japan?

a really really big one

How do they heat electric cars without killing the battery?

i think they bleed heat off the motor!

Willie,

How far away are you from Wala Wala Washington?

pretty far, that's east of the cascades!

edit: google maps says about 300 miles / 5 hours driving!

Are you going to float the wagon or take the toll road?

Would Rockstar ever use the Red Dead game engine to make a more violent version of Oregon Trail?

i'm gonna float but miss the landing so i float out to sea

i'd buy it :(

me too :<

What was your secret to winning the NCAA bracketbunch this year?

Is it a sin to have never played The Oregon Trail due to a short attention span and emotional problems?

i used up all my bad luck for the year losing at blackjack

i don't think there's any sin specifically related to not playing old-ass edutainment games, but you should ask seth on that one he's the religions expert!

ps: oregon trail actually predates a whole hell of a lot of other games, having been developed on a mainframe computer in 1971 :eel

LOL I remember back in 84' we would all form a single file line and head down to the computer lab full of TRS80s. Then later they got a bunch of IIe machines and we played all the MECC lab games like Odell lake, OG trail, and that other one. I used to get in trouble for leaving epitaths like "I'm comming back to kill you all". We used to compete to see who could kill all the members of thier party first.

ODELL LAKE! THAT'S WHAT THAT ONE WAS WITH THE OSPREY. MOTHER FUCKING SHIT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO THINK OF THAT GAME FOREVER AND NO ONE KNEW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.

Oh, and willie, what recommendations would you make for someone going in for a job interview after not being on an interview in over 2 years. I am nervous!

having only had one job interview where i got the job ever, i recommend having a beard and accidentally giving someone a static electric shock when you go to shake their hand at the end since that's what happened in mine

Can a proctologist practice medicine on themselves or is that frowned upon in the medical community

as long as they make sure to rubber up

hai willie-
has anybody asked if you were that guy in dinner for shmucks?

fuck

i've had people say i looked like z. galifianakis before, if that's what you mean

How does that make you feel?

it makes me feel half angry and half good, because i like zach but i dont like getting beard-stereotyped

Does your beard fell like a "wet nerf" when it gets wet?

nope it works just like real hair

Willie, when will the sabres win the stanley cup?

neverrrrrrr

:o >: :( :/

Hope that says 2 thousand and eneven

Is Andrea Rossi's E-CAT device real or a hoax?

sounds an awful lot like a hoax to me what with all this "unknown compound" business

Willie, would it be illegal slanderous to sell a Hoe Axe.

Hey Willie,

I was jerking off to porn and my neighbors started yelling at each other. When the woman was screaming I HATE YOU YOU FUCKING LOSER! I totally blew the best wad in my life. Is this a normal thing?

it would probably be uhh copyright infringement

yes. in the future you should make sure to record it though so you can relive the experience over and over again

I have to buy a pickup truck for towing. Which one should I get?