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RineFroniavor Aug 9th, 2011 03:46 PM

xanax name
 
Thanks mate... just dropped by. Will look for BIKE STN when we get to Seattle. Still in Buenos Airies.

executioneer Aug 9th, 2011 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 736702)
Willie,

You're kidding me, he really is? (rhetorical) I was seriously unaware that he was dead

he died in 2004, doing what he loved - drugs

executioneer Aug 9th, 2011 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RineFroniavor (Post 736704)
Thanks mate... just dropped by. Will look for BIKE STN when we get to Seattle. Still in Buenos Airies.

you're welcome, idiot spambot

Pentegarn Aug 9th, 2011 05:44 PM

Dearest Willie,

Good ban (not really a question, but whatever)

Fathom Zero Aug 9th, 2011 05:57 PM

oi willie

Is this a good song?


WhiteRat Aug 9th, 2011 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 736736)
oi willie

Is this a good song?


fuck yes anything by M83 is good no room for debate on this

executioneer Aug 9th, 2011 09:09 PM

it's pretty good but i was disappointed that more people didn't get hurt in their groins in that video

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 9th, 2011 11:22 PM

Willie,

Are you in for Vegas for a night next year?

executioneer Aug 10th, 2011 01:40 AM

is... is there a thing

i might be up for a thing if there's a thing

Grislygus Aug 10th, 2011 01:48 AM

Willie have you played Gap Monsters. 'Cause you should play Gap Monsters.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/nutc...e/gap-monsters

executioneer Aug 10th, 2011 02:05 AM

aw man don't link me to kongre-

(plays flash games until 3 am)

DAMN YOU

Pentegarn Aug 10th, 2011 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 736846)
is... is there a thing

i might be up for a thing if there's a thing

William the Great,

Don't you know there's always a thing in Vegas? It is the city of sin... and things, why don't you know this?

k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 06:11 AM

Willie,
If you could commit one crime and not get away with it, what would that crime be?

Sincerely,
k0k0

Womti Aug 10th, 2011 09:53 AM

Willie,
do you love dick's?

executioneer Aug 10th, 2011 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 737007)
Willie,
If you could commit one crime and not get away with it, what would that crime be?

Sincerely,
k0k0

commit one crime and NOT get away with it? uhh jaywalking?

or should I assume you meant that i WOULD get away with it, in which case i would like to get away with the crime of stealing $640 million in bearer bonds :diehard

executioneer Aug 10th, 2011 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Womti (Post 737028)
Willie,
do you love dick's?

yes it's a great seattle burger chain. cheap, fast and delicious

Colonel Flagg Aug 10th, 2011 03:10 PM

It's also a great sports store, if you like that sort of thing.

Willie, will coolinator return, now that the stock market has taken a dive JUST AS HE PREDICTED IT WOULD!!!

executioneer Aug 10th, 2011 05:16 PM

not if i have anything to say about it

he's banned right now, him coming back would be a ban circumvent

Rongi Aug 10th, 2011 05:24 PM

willie where does mark riddles hang out now

executioneer Aug 10th, 2011 05:39 PM

at a comedy forum that isn't aspecialthing, mostly

he hasnt posted on twitter since may but he was @dipshed and @famouspolicedog

i'm pretty sure he's responsible for this tumblr http://kimgordonsrealage.tumblr.com/

Rongi Aug 10th, 2011 05:46 PM

yeah i saw jixby was on aspecialthing, kind of seems like a lame forum

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 10th, 2011 06:00 PM

Dear Willie,

There is a thing next year.

executioneer Aug 10th, 2011 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 737070)
yeah i saw jixby was on aspecialthing, kind of seems like a lame forum

but famous people post on it sometimes!!! omg!!!

...yeah i only really went there to use the chat so when that went away i stopped giving a sh*t

executioneer Aug 10th, 2011 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 737071)
Dear Willie,

There is a thing next year.

is this thing related to the secret facebook group

Fathom Zero Aug 10th, 2011 08:56 PM

Not, I'd wager.

Rongi Aug 11th, 2011 06:08 PM

willie what music are you diggin on these days

executioneer Aug 11th, 2011 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 737290)
willie what music are you diggin on these days

mostly Slough Feg, Slayer, and Dethklok

edit: oh and these



Fathom Zero Aug 11th, 2011 08:55 PM

Fluorescent light hurts my eyes, should I wear sunglasses indoors?

executioneer Aug 11th, 2011 08:57 PM

as long as you don't mind looking cool B-)

Shrubfest Aug 12th, 2011 12:10 PM

Do you own an iron, and can you iron synthetics? Wings might need ironing when they get to you.

executioneer Aug 14th, 2011 11:38 PM

i dont own an iron but i know someone who does?

Shrubfest Aug 17th, 2011 06:49 AM

Also I dreamed you'd answer that with a photo of you wielding an iron whilst wearing pink pants, in your bedroom which was decorated with ponys and powerpuff.

Will you?
(you had bunkbeds also. I assume that's a bit of a stretch)

executioneer Aug 17th, 2011 09:59 AM

i gotta clean up a bit before i'm taking any pictures of bedrooms :( also yeah bunkbeds would be pushing it

k0k0 Aug 17th, 2011 10:16 AM

If I was forced down to one bedroom with my roommate, I could imagine having adult bunkbeds.

Evil Robot II Aug 20th, 2011 09:31 PM

Is there such thing as a combination of boxing and marathon running? Where people start off like a marathon but then punch each other out while running but they cant trip or kick or grab nipples?

k0k0 Aug 20th, 2011 09:33 PM

Hey willie, do you think that overpopulation will kill us before all countries start making rules about not having children?

Fathom Zero Aug 25th, 2011 05:59 PM

willie I have your new avatar


executioneer Aug 26th, 2011 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Robot II (Post 738926)
Is there such thing as a combination of boxing and marathon running? Where people start off like a marathon but then punch each other out while running but they cant trip or kick or grab nipples?

yes but you have to do a bunch of contests like football kick, pushups, and tug of wars first

Spoilers!


Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 738927)
Hey willie, do you think that overpopulation will kill us before all countries start making rules about not having children?

nope, there's way loads of time before that happens

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 739554)
willie I have your new avatar


idk that looks more like a misteradventure avatar to me

captain516 Sep 9th, 2011 03:02 AM

WILLAY
do you have one of these?

Esuohlim Sep 9th, 2011 04:27 AM

Guy on the bottom left is Schimid omg

Colonel Flagg Sep 9th, 2011 04:54 AM

That is, perhaps, the most frightening image I have ever seen. :eek

Colonel Flagg Sep 9th, 2011 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 741205)
Guy on the bottom left is Schimid omg

Totally.

k0k0 Sep 9th, 2011 07:13 AM

Looks like he's getting a headjob. Dude is in the o zone.

executioneer Sep 9th, 2011 10:37 AM

i do not have eone of those, no

things are borderline fursuits, fuck that shit

Pentegarn Sep 9th, 2011 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 741218)
Looks like he's getting a headjob. Dude is in the o zone.


kahljorn Sep 9th, 2011 09:18 PM

too bad none of those girls are hot

executioneer Sep 9th, 2011 09:35 PM

see and even if they were you wouldn't be able to tell as easily because they're wearing bulky stupid looking hoodies

Pentegarn Sep 9th, 2011 10:20 PM

And making stupid looking faces

Pentegarn Sep 9th, 2011 10:22 PM

Back to questions for Willie

How many of those women in bulky stupid looking clothes and stupid looking faces have you had MLP cosplay sexcapades with?

executioneer Sep 9th, 2011 10:28 PM

hilariously blatantly untrue response: none, only the men

k0k0 Sep 10th, 2011 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 741329)
too bad none of those girls are hot

There's 3 that I'd bang. 1 that I'd laugh at have as my secretary. And another that might be a dude.
None are truly hot though, you're right.

Sorry for interrupting your thread Willie.

Fathom Zero Sep 10th, 2011 11:08 AM

maybe you can give us a list of your top ten most bangable ladies

kahljorn Sep 10th, 2011 06:38 PM

you have no standarsd

guess thats not necessarily a bad thing tho

Supafly345 Sep 10th, 2011 10:15 PM

There are many women I would bang but not want to be seen with. None of those women are them though- I can't imagine them having very well maintained vaginas.

Tadao Sep 10th, 2011 10:44 PM

Willie,

Hi?

executioneer Sep 11th, 2011 03:20 AM

hi i went to a wedding and it sucked

k0k0 Sep 11th, 2011 05:54 AM

What made the wedding suck? Lack of small pastel colored equine?

executioneer Sep 11th, 2011 06:11 AM

because weddings as a general rule suck

also i had to wear a tuxedo and listen to ppl tell me how good i look all day

that's great guys, i'll just spend 150 dollars every three days for the rest of my life so i can look good + be pretty uncomfortable

Fathom Zero Sep 11th, 2011 07:14 AM

It's that you looked good - it's that they think every other day you look like shit

or it's more likely that that's something they say when they have nothing to say at all and are afraid of awkward silence, for some reason.

k0k0 Sep 11th, 2011 09:12 AM

I remember when they were selling suits at goodwill for a dollar and I found a tux. I wore that thing every day for a month until my washer tore too many holes in it. They're comfortable if you don't wear the shirt part and just wear a regular shirt.

Fathom Zero Sep 11th, 2011 09:50 AM

I only wear dress shirts, so I usually just swap in one of my own and BAM - instant fashionable motherfucker in a suit jacket.

Shyandquietguy Sep 20th, 2011 12:04 AM

Willie! Do you think the Cutie Mark Crusaders will bring harmony back to Equistria?

executioneer Sep 20th, 2011 01:58 AM

not by themselves they won't

MLE Sep 20th, 2011 11:03 PM

willie, what do you think of the new wwe heavyweight champion?

executioneer Sep 20th, 2011 11:30 PM

i'm terrified of the man

MLE Sep 20th, 2011 11:32 PM

willie, are you gonna get your ass kicked?

executioneer Sep 20th, 2011 11:35 PM

not if i can help it! he's not mad at me for some reason is he :(

MLE Sep 20th, 2011 11:36 PM

willie, aren't we the ones that are supposed to be asking the questions?

executioneer Sep 20th, 2011 11:38 PM

sometimes i gotta answer a question with a question

Evil Robot II Sep 21st, 2011 08:34 PM

39, 57, 73, 74 ,79, 81 and 83

executioneer Sep 21st, 2011 11:22 PM

(reverse side) You will find a unique business opportunity next week

Evil Robot II Sep 22nd, 2011 01:22 AM

Negative, it is the ages of the people who died of west nile in las vegas.

executioneer Sep 22nd, 2011 01:59 AM

still, someone run those as lottery numbers if possible

Fathom Zero Sep 22nd, 2011 03:25 PM

hay willie

http://timheidecker.tumblr.com/post/...eatment-letter

It's not a question - just something I thought you'd enjoy. :lol

Evil Robot II Oct 4th, 2011 10:01 AM

Will the alpha betas ever get there com up ins for what they did to the tri-lambs?

executioneer Oct 4th, 2011 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Robot II (Post 745322)
Will the alpha betas ever get there com up ins for what they did to the tri-lambs?

i thought they did at the end of the movie, like every time :(

Evil Robot II Oct 4th, 2011 07:13 PM

I mean the ones in real life

executioneer Oct 4th, 2011 07:51 PM

oh well then in that case not ever

Grislygus Oct 8th, 2011 01:13 AM

Willie, why won't that Indian jackass stop calling me, and why won't he believe that I'm not "Edvward"

executioneer Oct 8th, 2011 07:21 AM

i'm not sure I believe you aren't either

IMPOSTOR

Evil Robot II Oct 16th, 2011 01:40 AM

What the fuck is chef ramsey's fucking problem? Why is he so angry was he beaten in the kitchen as a child?

kahljorn Oct 16th, 2011 05:10 AM

EVERY COOKING SHOW NEEDS ANGRY CUNTS

PRETTY MUCH SHOWS ARE ONLY INTERESTING IF THERE IS AT LEAST ONE ANGRY CUNT

executioneer Oct 16th, 2011 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Robot II (Post 746859)
What the fuck is chef ramsey's fucking problem? Why is he so angry was he beaten in the kitchen as a child?

it's because he has super-sensitive hearing; whenever electronic equipment is running (like cameras etc) the high-frequency noise it makes gives him a splitting migraine #completelymadeup

Rongi Oct 16th, 2011 09:27 PM

willy is carl your favorite character on ATHF

because he's mine

executioneer Oct 16th, 2011 09:41 PM

probably, but i like all the main characters a lot. carl is best when something bad is about to happen to him

Shyandquietguy Oct 19th, 2011 08:20 PM

Willie, this is a very late compliment on your avatar. It is fucking awesome. But here's the real deal! I have been watching the newest MLp episode constantly non stop, mainly starting off at the final lead in to Twilight snapping, and over the course I have warmed up to the Bear Beatdown since I'm very jaded to any non-sequitor in children's shows, and to Pinkie Pie's balloon basket.

Do I have a problem? :(

executioneer Oct 20th, 2011 03:22 AM

well i dont think it's a HUGE problem; i probably watched those parts two-three times a day for about a week and a half myself. but if you overdo it you won't want to watch it AT ALL later so make sure to mix some other stuff in there

Evil Robot II Oct 21st, 2011 09:00 PM

HOW MUCH LONGER UNTIL THE ARMY COMES HOME TO FIGHT THE PROTESTORS!!!????

executioneer Oct 21st, 2011 10:16 PM

after majestic-12 releases the gray death plague

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 22nd, 2011 12:09 PM

I can't wait for that. I don't understand how they are allowed to camp out and protest but its illegal for the homeless to camp out there and disturb people.

Dear Willie, what's up with the Hoovervilles? They are a bunch of Hoovervillans.

executioneer Oct 22nd, 2011 02:41 PM

they're just mad the grinch stole their christmas

Evil Robot II Oct 26th, 2011 01:02 AM

So i had this weird dream where I was being chased by an unkown assailant and the entire chase took place inside a stairwell I was jumping fromlanding to landing over the railings and there was this other person there on my side running with me but I kept trying to punch him and my arms were asleep so the punches did nothing. Then we were outside but I couldnt run so I was crawling REALLY FAST and trying not to loose my balance then I was paddling a small pool raft across long island sound when all these sharks and stuff started swimming beneath me and them I was back jumping from stairway to stairway. I finally got to my car I coulndt et the keys in since my arms were still asleep but when I did the car wouldnt go very fast and the brakes didn't work.

Anyway my question is: If I dream Im at work should I still get paid?

executioneer Oct 26th, 2011 01:25 AM

only if you work at a sleep clinic

Dimnos Nov 1st, 2011 03:25 AM

Willie, did T-dog kick the bucket? :tear

executioneer Nov 1st, 2011 03:37 AM

well he hasn't posted here since the 19th of september but he's been on facebook as recently as last week so i think he's probably okay just taking a break

Dimnos Nov 1st, 2011 03:43 AM

A break, wtf? What kind of indentured servitude is this?

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 4th, 2011 11:49 AM

:marriage

You can play chess against him still.

Pentegarn Nov 5th, 2011 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 748767)
:marriage


10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 5th, 2011 11:07 AM

Dear Willie,

Did you end up punching the world?

k0k0 Nov 5th, 2011 12:29 PM

Willie ain't answering his thread no more. Let's chaos this shit up!

Willie, can I chaos shit up in your thread?


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