Another time I was jerking to porn where some blonde b*tch was f*cking a repairman in the front lawn and I noticed a clothesline with drying clothes on it, in direct violation of homeowner's association guidelines. I immediately notified the FBI in case something illegal had happened
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Another time I was j*rking to p*rn and I noticed that the main guy fired a gun in the air while the woman climaxed, directly violating the Colorado State Legislature's stance on the matter. True, there's only a slight chance the film was made in Colorado, but I still immediately notified the FBI in case something illegal had happened
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This girl was getting sexed and when she was orgasming she ripped off the label on her mattress.
Straight to jail |
Did you see Bang Bus Sept 2007? The registration tags were clearly from 2006!
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And then another time I was ****ing off to **** when this one ***** was ****ing off a clown in the backseat of a Nash ****ler and I noticed that they were clearly parked in a handicapped spot, I did NOT notify the FBI but I tracked down the city in which it was filmed through superior Google Tracking Technology and cross-referencing the specific hue of the red paint on a nearby fire hydrant and immediately notified the local police department
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The lighter side of deviancy.
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I'll be back in a few days guys. I have to make a lot of phone calls to the Japanese embassy about several train rape scenes.
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my girlfriend and I reported somebody once because they advertised their website in a chat room for some god awful reason and it had porn of 11-14 year olds on it ;\
its almost inconceivable that somebody would even advertise that in a chat room ;o Unless they were just adults who were extremely underdeveloped.... |
Pretty easy to make fun of anyone taking it seriously, but really I think you're just trying to distance yourselves from the issues so you can keep wanking to porn in general without feeling guilty.
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An update to the situation is that I reported the link to the website, who responded with "It's from ___ website and it's 100% legal. Thank you." To those who were helpful: Thank you, you sweet little bad ass. To those who weren't helpful: |
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so SHE DID GET KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS ON PURPOSE.
i guess that's a relieving way to star in a porno, though. |
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:lol
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this thread is SO hubristic
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Fornication is the devil's trickery. You got to get outta da whole business.
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Just because there's a lot o fake stuff out there, doesn't mean it is all fake.
I would report anything I thought may be real. It can take decades to get over a crime being committed against you. Can't imagine what it must feel like to know that thousands of random people are wanking over it. |
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Who in the hell gave you permission to quote me?
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