Craziest Mode of Tranportation
 

What is the craziest way to get around?

Everyone knows this answer, walking. Can't get crazier than that folks.

Nice try

Ever seen the movie Jumper? Well, I don't get around that way.

Is this supposed to be funny or serious, cause it's neither.

Quantum barrier tunneling. All it requires is a proper mix of luck and patience.

using only your c*ck muscles to pull yourself along the ground

Thats the manliest way to get around.

rosie o'donell manly

lol

I've always wanted to have prehensile butt cheeks that could climb up walls. I'm serious about this, it's become an obsession.

A bus, but it's a bus for an asylum

It's supposed to be a reminder to all those people who ever had that ONE guy who always gave out the cheesiest jokes around and laughed at him/herself.

What if you grafted yourself to a skateboard? Or grocery cart? WACKY! :lol2

Would getting hit in the face by a fist causing you to fly backwards over a bar into several shelves full of liquor count as transportation?

I'd use my hovercraft but it's full of eels.

Also, ask me about my experience with a dead parrot and my proficiency at being a lumberjack.

I see what you did there

yeah but did you see what I did

Well, there's always ALEX CHIU'S TELEPORTATION DEVICE!

I have no idea what you did there.

I did there.

I'm afraid I'm out of matches, sorry.

i think i'm gonna do the thing i did earlier to DALI-II too, i've been meaning to do it for a while actually