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I just farted and it smells like eggnog. :(

Reminds me of a time this girl farted and it smelled like roses.

roses mixed with shit, right?

shut up slut

look whose talking

my wife say's I fart everyday and I keep saying she's a liar

jelouse?

More like shit mixed with Shoney's Breakfast Buffet. :)

I think I know that girl! :lol

i once farted out semen

Hmm... I never farted out anything interesting, but one time I ate cottage cheese, sneezed, and little curds came flying out my nose.

guitar man: lovin the pic.. crazy fucker ...


yeah this thread is just wrong..

thats what makes it right

The technical term for that is called a cumfart cocktail.

Wait a minute! Didn't you used to be a girl??

omg tits :eek

Do NOT MAKE MOTORBOAT NOISES!!!!!

Why would you associate motorboat noises with tits? I thought motorboat "putt-putt" sounds were associated with farting.

But yeah, tits.

i'd cum on 'em ;o

I have no idea. Fartin said something about motorboat noises and Lenors funbags, and I laughed and recieved a good talking to via PM.

You guys never made the motorboat noise?

putt-put-a-putt?

:boob :boob :fart

It's an ASS! :o

well, so far no one has posted a picutre of their ass, and for that I"m grateful. I mean, it's tough to get that Myspace pose thing going, AND make your ass pouty for the photo too...