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Chojin Mar 1st, 2006 06:02 AM

GEETAR WOMAN WAT DID U DO

MetalMilitia Mar 1st, 2006 10:41 AM

im staying out of this one :chatter

Guitar Woman Mar 1st, 2006 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
GEETAR WOMAN WAT DID U DO

NOTHING DON'T LOOK AT THE LAST FEW PAGES THOUGH K

camacazio Mar 1st, 2006 12:29 PM

School is taking away my I-mock time.

camacazio Mar 1st, 2006 12:29 PM

It's bullshit.

MetalMilitia Mar 1st, 2006 12:57 PM

I think we need to hold an intervention

camacazio Mar 1st, 2006 03:44 PM

I was studying in the library but then I was like "class will be soon i should check out i-mock while waiting for math class"

Guitar Woman Mar 1st, 2006 03:49 PM

I just bring my tape recorder to class and surf I-Mock on my laptop then listen to the lecture later

MetalMilitia Mar 1st, 2006 03:54 PM

wouldn't be easier to listen to the lecture while it is taking place and surf i-mockey later?

this also has the added bonus of you bieng able to ask questions and whatnot

Seven Force Mar 1st, 2006 04:29 PM

She's a dumbass?

xbxDaniel Mar 1st, 2006 04:32 PM

You don't have to reply in the form of a question.

MarioRPG Mar 1st, 2006 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
You don't have to reply in the form of a question.

You don't? :/

Esuohlim Mar 1st, 2006 04:38 PM

I don't even go to lectures :rolleyes

xbxDaniel Mar 1st, 2006 05:16 PM

I wish I could be as cool as you Esuohlim.

liquidstatik Mar 1st, 2006 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
MILHOUSE. >:

I was going to add you to the "NO GROWN-UPS ALLOWED" mockmeet list, but I don't know how old you are. :( So, are you too old? :(

How old is too old because I just might be :(

21. :(

Guitar Woman Mar 1st, 2006 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
this also has the added bonus of you bieng able to ask questions and whatnot

I don't need to ask questions because i'm awesome like that :picklehat

Chojin Mar 1st, 2006 05:41 PM

I wasn't aware it was an INTIMATE sharing of bug-eyed jap cartoon porn. I would have worn my good internet gloves.

Guitar Woman Mar 1st, 2006 06:02 PM

I told you not to look :(

xbxDaniel Mar 1st, 2006 06:38 PM

I put too much grenadine in my sprite.

Guitar Woman Mar 1st, 2006 06:48 PM

THIS IS MY 2222nd POST :EEK

xbxDaniel Mar 1st, 2006 06:50 PM

I'm almost to 777. I call dibs on post 14600!

MetalMilitia Mar 1st, 2006 06:51 PM

no posts exist in this topic

xbxDaniel Mar 1st, 2006 06:51 PM

I never get to do the page breaks! >:

MetalMilitia Mar 1st, 2006 06:52 PM

only joking :)

ItalianStereotype Mar 1st, 2006 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
THIS IS MY 2222nd POST :EEK

if I combined all of my posts from this board and the old board, I'd have something like 5,500 posts. it took me four years to post that much.

nerd.

MetalMilitia Mar 1st, 2006 06:58 PM

its only taken me since sept 04 to get all my posts :(

Sometimes I think I spend too much time here and I have to keep reminding myself it will all pay off in the end when i have more posts than milhouse.

xbxDaniel Mar 1st, 2006 07:00 PM

I'm aiming to get one thousand around the same time as my join date.

MarioRPG Mar 1st, 2006 09:01 PM

I'm aiming at 100 posts a month.
Oh dang, I just gave away my "secret".

Sam Mar 1st, 2006 09:03 PM

SAMSAMSAMSAMSAMSAMSAM

Emu Mar 1st, 2006 09:23 PM

IAMIAMIAMIAMIAMIAIM :eek

Seven Force Mar 1st, 2006 09:31 PM

Your name is Iam?

Seven Force Mar 1st, 2006 09:32 PM

oh wait fuck i get it now :lol

Sam Mar 1st, 2006 09:33 PM

No you don't. :rolleyes

xbxDaniel Mar 1st, 2006 10:29 PM

I need to change my name. Suggestions?

Pub Lover Mar 1st, 2006 10:35 PM

Change your name to Pub Lover, so I can retire. :(

Do It! >:

xbxDaniel Mar 1st, 2006 10:37 PM

The sequel is never as good as the original.

Seven Force Mar 1st, 2006 11:03 PM

The whole fucking crew is on tonight!

Hello Terra! Hello Pub! Hello STD! Hi Scru!

How are my three favorite white people (and Scru) doing?

Seven Force Mar 1st, 2006 11:06 PM

A small crew, but a crew nonetheless.

Seven Force Mar 1st, 2006 11:07 PM

Even though technically they're not a "crew", more like "random people that happen to be in a particular fourm at the time".

Seven Force Mar 1st, 2006 11:07 PM

You know how it is. :rolleyes

Seven Force Mar 1st, 2006 11:11 PM

*make gay "dismissal" hand gesture*

Terra Mar 1st, 2006 11:14 PM

Oh shut up seven.

And hello! :)

Seven Force Mar 1st, 2006 11:15 PM

Don't make me bring my pimp hand down.

Terra Mar 1st, 2006 11:38 PM

Try not to do it to stroke yourself. :)

Comrade Rocket Mar 1st, 2006 11:55 PM

i wanna be part of the crew


but im not cool enough :(

Terra Mar 2nd, 2006 12:08 AM

Well the neat thing around here about being part of the crew is that nobody's cool

So welcome to the crew!! :)

Seven Force Mar 2nd, 2006 12:10 AM

In PM, Guitar Woman finally caved and sent me a pic of her toes


Emu Mar 2nd, 2006 12:12 AM

NO

EVERYONE FUCK

Terra Mar 2nd, 2006 12:14 AM

The Master of Ceremonies has arrived.

Awesome.

Pub Lover Mar 2nd, 2006 12:15 AM

Too quick off the mark with that reply, Emu.

Better edit again, 7F.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
Well the neat thing around here about being part of the crew is that nobody's cool

Hey! :umbrage

Guitar Woman Mar 2nd, 2006 03:41 PM

Thanks a lot sevenforce, because of that pic i got fired from my job and now i can't afford to buy the pain pills for my dying fat black gay crack addict jewish puerto rican mother who depends on me for survival day in and day out and is now going to succumb to AIDS poisoning and die

I am so fucking kicking your ass in mock wars now >:


OH WAY TO EDIT FAGGOT :rolleyes

Womti Mar 2nd, 2006 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
I am so fucking kicking your ass in mock wars now >:

again?

Guitar Woman Mar 2nd, 2006 03:46 PM

In the last thread i was just asking if he would like some fritatta but now it's serious

Esuohlim Mar 2nd, 2006 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
In PM, Guitar Woman finally caved and sent me a pic of her toes


Gross

Seven Force Mar 2nd, 2006 04:44 PM

Did you notice the hairs?

Esuohlim Mar 2nd, 2006 04:45 PM

Gonk emoticon is 4 fags

Seven Force Mar 2nd, 2006 04:51 PM

Don't make me post that pic again.

Emu Mar 2nd, 2006 05:33 PM

FUCK YES

i found Joe's Garage for 12.95 :)

Guitar Woman Mar 2nd, 2006 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
In PM, Guitar Woman finally caved and sent me a pic of her toes


W/e I bet those are your toes :x

liquidstatik Mar 2nd, 2006 05:43 PM

Sorry I haven't been posting guys. :( My grandma got put in the hospital, so i'm having to stay with my friend.

I'll be back in a few days, though. :D

Esuohlim Mar 2nd, 2006 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
i found Joe's Garage for 12.95 :)

ftw I bought it for more than twice that :(

The guitar solo in Packard Goose is my favorite FZ thing ever :(

Esuohlim Mar 2nd, 2006 05:54 PM

I just listened to it again and the drum stuff is good too, especially when it picks up at around the 8-minute mark. :(

Shit I'm going to listen to the whole thing again tonight fuck studying >:

Emu Mar 2nd, 2006 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
i found Joe's Garage for 12.95 :)

ftw I bought it for more than twice that :(

The guitar solo in Packard Goose is my favorite FZ thing ever :(

i got it used, tho :( good condition i guess but i'm scared it's going to start fucking up in the middle of a song :x i haven't gotten to listen to it all the way through yet

Chojin Mar 2nd, 2006 06:01 PM

did you just fucking say ftw

i ought to ban your ass for that

Sethomas Mar 2nd, 2006 06:06 PM

Since I started my superdiet, I've lost eight pounds.

My diet started at like 23:30 Tuesday.

I have no idea what's going on with my body for that to be possible.

Chojin Mar 2nd, 2006 06:07 PM

did you chug a lot of acid

Sethomas Mar 2nd, 2006 06:14 PM

That's stage four. :(

Esuohlim Mar 2nd, 2006 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
did you just fucking say ftw

i ought to ban your ass for that

I wonder if even Lotida would defend me on that statement but pfft.

Matt Harty Mar 2nd, 2006 06:19 PM

MEMMMMMORIES


Esuohlim Mar 2nd, 2006 06:21 PM

Haha, I've never heard of "ftw" as an actual abbreviation before.

Guys this internet thing is always one step ahead of me. :(

Esuohlim Mar 2nd, 2006 06:39 PM

I-MOCKERY :hat ROOM BLAST-IN-THE-PAST

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
Volunteering for Charity

Last martin luther king day I volunteered at a shelter for homeless cunts . It was certainly a ovary -opener. Most of the cunts had not farted in weeks, and even the ones who had usually looted like grape soda . It was very hard . One of the cunts even had babes all over his/her feces , and I was afraid to fart him/her for fear of exploring a fetus . Even though I felt good for aborting out, I think I'd rather strike a pastry than go back to that toilet cock .

-willie

R.I.P. Mad libs :(

Guitar Woman Mar 2nd, 2006 06:40 PM


Esuohlim Mar 2nd, 2006 06:40 PM



Ruth Enjoys Negro Life in Chicago

Guitar Woman Mar 2nd, 2006 06:53 PM

I totally got it first. :P

MetalMilitia Mar 2nd, 2006 06:55 PM

WELL DONE GUITAR WOMAN BUT YOU ARE STILL A BITCH

im sorry to raise my voice you have made a mockery of my i love internet thread which is really quite unacceptable. >:

Guitar Woman Mar 2nd, 2006 06:56 PM

CHOJIN WOULD BE PROUD :tear

MetalMilitia Mar 2nd, 2006 06:59 PM

we'll see hopw proud chojin is when I punch you in the cunt >:

Guitar Woman Mar 2nd, 2006 07:01 PM

Only Pub Lover is allowed to do that >:

Seven Force Mar 2nd, 2006 07:06 PM

yeah you two lovebirds can shut up now :rolleyes

Guitar Woman Mar 2nd, 2006 07:08 PM

Post in my mockwars thread you fuck >:

MetalMilitia Mar 2nd, 2006 07:16 PM

Does anyone want to see the 'metalmilitia fanfiction' guitar woman keeps PMing me?

she may have the body of a young lady but she has the mind of a 40 year old cab driver :eek

Pub Lover Mar 2nd, 2006 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
I totally got it[the page break] first. :P

Yeah, but you broke the forum rules with the sidescroll. ;<

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Only Pub Lover is allowed to do that >:

:eek

xbxDaniel Mar 2nd, 2006 08:31 PM

So Pub, how you doing? Seen any good movies recently?

Seven Force Mar 2nd, 2006 10:25 PM

We have a thread for that. :)

executioneer Mar 2nd, 2006 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I-MOCKERY :hat ROOM BLAST-IN-THE-PAST

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
Volunteering for Charity

Last martin luther king day I volunteered at a shelter for homeless cunts . It was certainly a ovary -opener. Most of the cunts had not farted in weeks, and even the ones who had usually looted like grape soda . It was very hard . One of the cunts even had babes all over his/her feces , and I was afraid to fart him/her for fear of exploring a fetus . Even though I felt good for aborting out, I think I'd rather strike a pastry than go back to that toilet cock .

-willie

R.I.P. Mad libs :(

R.I.P. my ASS

ziggytrix Mar 2nd, 2006 10:36 PM

Is no one going to tell Millhouse what FTW means?

Terra Mar 2nd, 2006 11:33 PM

Don't open up a can or worms.

He's getting closer to 10,000 posts as it is. As soon as he's finished cyberbunnybanging his girlfriend, he'll be back here for another...oh, say 200 or more posts. Like smoking a ciggie.

If you bring that up. He'll podge it to another two hundred.

Fathom Zero Mar 3rd, 2006 02:29 AM

I want last. I will have it.

Esuohlim Mar 3rd, 2006 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
R.I.P. my ASS

All right hotshot I'll call your bluff with an "ADJECTIVE, PLURAL NOUN, VERB -ING"

Guitar Woman Mar 3rd, 2006 12:08 PM

CAN I PLAY :(

Fathom Zero Mar 3rd, 2006 05:24 PM

You are forbidden from playing the Game.

Guitar Woman Mar 3rd, 2006 06:56 PM

:tear

Seven Force Mar 3rd, 2006 09:50 PM

I refuse to make up with a dyke cunt like guitar woman.

I have STANDARDS.

Terra Mar 3rd, 2006 11:03 PM

This is I-Mock.

NOBODY has standards here. :lol

Seven Force Mar 4th, 2006 12:20 AM

That's why I talk to you. :lol

Seven Force Mar 4th, 2006 02:04 AM

So............

Seven Force Mar 4th, 2006 02:06 AM



SCANDLIZE SOME NIGGAS!! :eek :lol

Seven Force Mar 4th, 2006 02:18 AM

Ok, well, i'll be a sport and stop this shitty feud with Guitar Woman.

Sam Mar 4th, 2006 02:20 AM

I BELEIVE SOMEONE HAS ALREADY PROVIDED YOU A THREAD FOR THAT. >:

liquidstatik Mar 4th, 2006 11:59 AM

Oh man. I'm trying to download the new aim, but I can't figure out how to get passed all the free offers. :(


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