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ScruU2wice Jun 13th, 2004 12:41 AM

mynes in color suckaz

bitchez got served

azyn pryde

Sam Jun 13th, 2004 12:41 AM

YOU AIN'T ASIAN. >:

Sajuuk Jun 13th, 2004 12:42 AM

:lol

ScruU2wice Jun 13th, 2004 12:45 AM

go away >:

ScruU2wice Jun 13th, 2004 12:46 AM

I'm not kidding...

Sajuuk Jun 13th, 2004 12:48 AM

You remind me of when I first went into a chat room.

ScruU2wice Jun 13th, 2004 12:49 AM

Thats effin hilarious ...

ScruU2wice Jun 13th, 2004 12:50 AM

Usher is totally staring at lindsay lohans rack :lol

Sam Jun 13th, 2004 12:51 AM

SO THIS ONE TIME I WAS HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIENDS AND WE WENT TO APPLEBEES AND WE WERE SITTING ACROSS FROM THIS TABLE AND THERE WAS THIS GIRL AND SHE WAS KINDA LOOKIN AT ME, I DIDN"T KNOW IF SHE LIEKED ME OR SOMETHING BUT LIKE IW AS LOOKING AT HER TOO AND THEN LIKE TEN MINUTES LATER I HEAR THIS NOISE AND I WATCHED HER THROW UP ON THE TABLE AND ON ALL HER FRIENDS FOOD, AND I LAUGHED SO HARD AND ALL MY FRIENDS DID TOO, THAT GIRL GOT REALLY EMBARRASSED LOL OSMGS IF TWAS SO FUNNY VOMIT EVERYWHERE LAOLMSOFDJSDLK

:lol

ScruU2wice Jun 13th, 2004 12:52 AM

Sam wins

ScruU2wice Jun 13th, 2004 12:53 AM

you win even more if that somehow turnes into a prono :x

Sam Jun 13th, 2004 12:54 AM

YOU MEAN LIEK IF HER FRIENDS WERE LIKE STARTING OT LIKE LICK IT UP AND PUT IT IN THEIR HANDS AND LIKE RUB IT ON HER AND THEN LIKE LICK IT OFF HER AND THEN LIKE STICK THEIR TOUNGES IN HER MOUTH AND THEN LIKE PROCEED TO MAKE LESBIANS LOVE AND THE TABLE IN ALL THE VOMIT AND FOOD AND STUFF???

ScruU2wice Jun 13th, 2004 12:54 AM

exactly :rolleyes

Sam Jun 13th, 2004 12:55 AM

YEAH, THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT, I MEAN WHAT ELSE COULD YOU BE TALKING ABOUT OYU COULDN'T HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE THAT IS THE ONLY AVAILABLE SCENARIO. >:

Sajuuk Jun 13th, 2004 12:56 AM

Don't you mean break it down?

ScruU2wice Jun 13th, 2004 12:56 AM

its 12:07 in the central time zone...

ScruU2wice Jun 13th, 2004 12:59 AM



Hello Kitty

Sam Jun 13th, 2004 12:59 AM

>:

ScruU2wice Jun 13th, 2004 01:01 AM

sam's stuck in the mad max thread

ScruU2wice Jun 13th, 2004 01:01 AM

Hey do you think i can get any celeberties to be my pan pal?

Sam Jun 13th, 2004 01:03 AM

I GOT OUT. >:

AND NO, I DON'T THINK YOU CAN. :(

Unless you are dying.

From cancer.

Bad cancer.

ScruU2wice Jun 13th, 2004 01:03 AM

nice

ScruU2wice Jun 13th, 2004 01:03 AM

crap i posted my aim response in the forum box >:

Sam Jun 13th, 2004 01:05 AM

It's okay. :(

I'm sorry to be the one who has to crush your dream. But someone has to do it.

It'll hurt less this way.

Sajuuk Jun 13th, 2004 01:05 AM

That's pathetic...

ScruU2wice Jun 13th, 2004 01:06 AM

Rush limbaugh has ended his third marriage

agroskaterik Jun 13th, 2004 01:08 AM

hey guess who's a celebrity now?

ScruU2wice Jun 13th, 2004 01:09 AM

if you say you im gonna kill you

agroskaterik Jun 13th, 2004 01:10 AM

nevermind :(

Sajuuk Jun 13th, 2004 01:13 AM

BURNED

ScruU2wice Jun 13th, 2004 01:18 AM

now you have to explain yourself because im sick of your indescriminant lies >:

ScruU2wice Jun 13th, 2004 01:19 AM

I really wanna do everything for a living :(

Sam Jun 13th, 2004 01:21 AM

I HEAR AGRO IS A CELEBRITY NOW. :(

Sajuuk Jun 13th, 2004 01:23 AM

I have aim now

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2004 08:27 AM

Hey cool, I've already added you to my buddylist. :D































































































:rolleyes

ScruU2wice Jun 13th, 2004 11:56 AM

I just watched the MTV movie award post show then the Maxim Hot 100. And now I'm super depressed :(

ScruU2wice Jun 13th, 2004 11:57 AM

I'm thinking of getting a new email adress :/

ScruU2wice Jun 13th, 2004 12:01 PM

I can't think of a cool name though :(

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2004 12:08 PM

How about 'FaggotBreath3234'?

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2004 12:09 PM

>:

Matt Harty Jun 13th, 2004 12:25 PM

hey sajuuk when you log on im gonna IM you and say FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT.

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2004 12:31 PM

But Matt, you do that to everyone. :(

ScruU2wice Jun 13th, 2004 12:37 PM

Woah woah woah, before you become an atheist I think you should see this movie and reevaluate the consequences

Exorcism 911

Matt Harty Jun 13th, 2004 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
But Matt, you do that to everyone. :(

Yeah, but I don't mean it with you guys.

ScruU2wice Jun 13th, 2004 12:45 PM

150 and rollin

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2004 12:48 PM

Capn Crunch really upset me by going on & on about how lame my life is. >:

He is such a fag. >:

Matt Harty Jun 13th, 2004 01:03 PM

WHERE

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2004 01:07 PM

In IM. :(

Matt Harty Jun 13th, 2004 01:08 PM

im sory i cant prosecute without evidence

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2004 01:11 PM

Only Fags post chat logs. >:

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2004 01:12 PM

:(

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2004 01:14 PM

afterbirthFACE (03:47:35): how long have you been on the internet :(
Lemmysomemoney (03:48:11): not long, a couple of days.
afterbirthFACE (03:48:24): straight? :(
Lemmysomemoney (03:48:46): yeah, well, no, I get up to pee & get
food. ;(
afterbirthFACE (04:07:37): you are lame
afterbirthFACE (04:07:42): :(
afterbirthFACE (04:07:50): are you at your work or house?
Lemmysomemoney (04:07:56): yes, but I talk to a pretty girl.
Lemmysomemoney (04:07:59): I'm at work.
afterbirthFACE (04:08:56): what girl :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:09:17): that girl I had everyone IMing the other day...
afterbirthFACE (04:10:09): Boo Radleys - 'Wish I Was Skinny'
afterbirthFACE (04:10:10): haha :(
afterbirthFACE (04:10:14): that's from a book :(
afterbirthFACE (04:10:32): the band name :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:10:36): yeah?
afterbirthFACE (04:10:46): it's called to kill a mocking bird
afterbirthFACE (04:11:02): there is some whackjob in it and his name is boo radley
Lemmysomemoney (04:11:19): oh yeah, I forgot that. :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:11:37): but then I've purged high school from my memory
afterbirthFACE (04:14:02): you suck
afterbirthFACE (04:14:04): seriuosly :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:14:38): yes, but five dollars is five dollars. ;)
afterbirthFACE (04:14:53): you are incredibly bland :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:15:28): but I give the best damn blowjob you can get for five dollars inthe whole of this town. ;)
afterbirthFACE (04:15:32): what was that cartoon i showed you yesterday?
Lemmysomemoney (04:15:39): Princess
afterbirthFACE (04:15:59): got it
Lemmysomemoney (04:18:55): Hey, last time I heard you had a suck life too. >:
afterbirthFACE (04:19:07): w/e/we/
Lemmysomemoney (04:19:28): No, screw you! You fuck underaged animal corpses! >:
afterbirthFACE (04:19:38): w/e
Lemmysomemoney (04:20:15): haha, Shimid believed me that willie was dead. :D
Lemmysomemoney (04:20:27): I'm gonna be really sad if he really is. :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:22:11): You live in Pennsilvania right?
afterbirthFACE (04:28:40): yeah
Lemmysomemoney (04:28:51): Then you're a fag. >:
afterbirthFACE (04:29:12): no >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:29:28): Yes! >:
afterbirthFACE (04:29:53): you are >:
afterbirthFACE (04:30:03): you live in some faggot country with lord of the rings >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:30:42): Yeah! I didn't say I wasn't a fag, & it takes one to know one! >:
afterbirthFACE (04:31:52): :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:32:14): Yeah, see, You're a Fag & you know it. >:
afterbirthFACE (04:32:24): no >:
afterbirthFACE (04:32:28): i am not a fag >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:33:02): Then you're just a guy that has sex with men then.
afterbirthFACE (04:33:14): NO >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:34:30): Oh, touchy subject? can't handle the truth? you upset because you were raped but liked it, & that'll always be your little secret, ay? Oh, you're such a fat little fag! >:
afterbirthFACE (04:34:56): I AM NOT FAT OR A FAG >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:36:06): Sure, just keep saying that & no one will guess that you print out picture of chojin,to see if you can copy his make up exactly so that everyone will love your fat, faggy ass just like everyone loves his...
afterbirthFACE (04:36:42): haha :(
afterbirthFACE (04:36:46): chojin is such a faggot :(
afterbirthFACE (04:37:01): same with italianstereotype
Lemmysomemoney (04:37:17): same with me & you...
afterbirthFACE (04:37:22): no >:
afterbirthFACE (04:37:27): maybe you >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:37:48): yes with me, & yes with you. >:
afterbirthFACE (04:37:57): no >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:37:59): You love the taste of hot cum inyour mouth.
afterbirthFACE (04:38:08): SO WHAT
Lemmysomemoney (04:38:36): You love the feel of an erect penis in your mouth.
afterbirthFACE (04:40:14): YOU FAGGOT >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:40:23): You love to press your index finger into his anus to stimulate him just that bit further.
afterbirthFACE (04:40:38): I AM BLOCKING YOU YOU FAGGOT
Lemmysomemoney (04:40:45): sure thing, fag. ;
Lemmysomemoney (04:41:11): You just can't handle the truth! You big fat uber-fag!
Lemmysomemoney (04:43:09): You love the feeling of a tongue running over your butthole... & you climax everytime he slips his tongue a little further in...
Lemmysomemoney (04:48:22): Gone quiet fagstro? Maybe you're jacking off the the homoerotic imagery I'm feeding you, maybe you won't block me, maybe you'll become my little fag puppet, & fuck me in my tight, pale ass everyday. >:
afterbirthFACE (04:48:38): MAYBE
Lemmysomemoney (04:49:35): Yeah, you know you are. >:
Lemmysomemoney (04:52:30): I've used up all the faggy words I know. :(
afterbirthFACE (04:52:36): :(
Lemmysomemoney (04:53:15): & I learned all that stuff from The Jay & Silent Bob Movie. :(

Gurlugon Jun 13th, 2004 01:40 PM

How do you guys like my new avatar? :(

Sajuuk Jun 13th, 2004 01:46 PM

Not yet...

Don't kill him yet.

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2004 01:47 PM

The avatar is great, but your postcount sucks! >:

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2004 01:50 PM

OMG, I just realised that if Jessica Alba saw this thread, she wouldn't get it at all & would think that we're terrible people... well, maybe slightly worse people than what we actually are. :tear

Gurlugee, you ruined my joke. :(

Gurlugon Jun 13th, 2004 01:56 PM

Let me guess, I should change it to fix the joke. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2004 02:01 PM

No, you should buy me a title that says 'FagPark'. :(

Matt Harty Jun 13th, 2004 02:23 PM

ok now I have my evidence lets bring it to court pub were gona get this fag put away for a looooong time

I CALL TO THE STANDS CAPN CRUNCH, HE IS ACCUSED OF BEING A FAG AND CAUSING EMOTIONAL DISTRESS TO PUB LOVER >:

THERE IS AIM EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THE PROSECUTION, WHAT SAY YOU?

Matt Harty Jun 13th, 2004 02:24 PM

GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY

Matt Harty Jun 13th, 2004 02:30 PM

CAPN YOU KNOW YOU CAN BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT FOR NOT TALKING TOO >:

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2004 02:42 PM

SPEAK UP, YOU RATBASTARD FAG! :wah

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2004 03:25 PM

Alack, for you have all forsaken me. :(

ScruU2wice Jun 13th, 2004 03:36 PM

wait weren't jay and silent bob in the clerks cartoon >:

Sajuuk Jun 13th, 2004 03:39 PM

"Thats the ugliest bong I've ever seen."

ScruU2wice Jun 13th, 2004 03:41 PM

fuck you.

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2004 03:42 PM

:rolleyes

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2004 03:42 PM

OMG, I'm now in the top fifty posters! :eek

ScruU2wice Jun 13th, 2004 03:58 PM

nice work

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2004 04:15 PM

It's hard to think of some of the posters here as actually being people with real emotions.

My Apologies to Gurlugon.

But Cap'n Crunch is still a fag. ;)

ProfessorCool Jun 13th, 2004 04:51 PM

NO kidding, did you see his entry for the action figure contest.

Big McLargehuge Jun 13th, 2004 05:27 PM

Hey guys i am off work now, do you still want to hang out?

Matt Harty Jun 13th, 2004 05:30 PM

WE NEED A JUDGE TO HOLD CAPN CRUNCH INTO CONTEMPT

Big McLargehuge Jun 13th, 2004 05:45 PM

I'll hold capn crunch but not in comtempt ;(

Matt Harty Jun 13th, 2004 05:59 PM

He probably doesn't even have a defense lawer. >:

ProfessorCool Jun 13th, 2004 06:03 PM

One day, when i have absolutely nothing to do, I am going to read this thread from beginning to end.

Matt Harty Jun 13th, 2004 06:04 PM

edit: nvm, for some reason I cant see the first post of new pages.

Cap'n Crunch Jun 13th, 2004 06:26 PM

I PLEA NOT GAY. :lol

ScruU2wice Jun 14th, 2004 12:21 AM

I'm back from work

ScruU2wice Jun 14th, 2004 12:45 AM


Pub Lover Jun 14th, 2004 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProfessorCool
One day, when i have absolutely nothing to do, I am going to read this thread from beginning to end.

I already did that, it wasn't much fun. :(

Sajuuk Jun 14th, 2004 10:36 AM

AWESOME =D

Pub Lover Jun 14th, 2004 10:42 AM

Shouldn't you be on AIM! >:

ScruU2wice Jun 14th, 2004 10:51 AM

Once i went into chats on aim and started trying to porn bots, but they didn't talk back to me...

Except this one time where the girl did talk back to me and i explained my lizard fetish...

Sajuuk Jun 14th, 2004 11:27 AM

Kids are for Trix :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jun 14th, 2004 11:36 AM

>:

ScruU2wice Jun 14th, 2004 12:09 PM

im with pub on this one >:

Sam Jun 14th, 2004 12:16 PM

HEY GUYS, I JUST WOKE UP!

WHAT'S UP? :)

ScruU2wice Jun 14th, 2004 12:16 PM

OMG Sam's on :eek

Big McLargehuge Jun 14th, 2004 12:18 PM

BiggieMclargeguy (10:22:57 AM): NIGGA PLZ
Erick Reloaded (10:23:16 AM): AWESOME :D
BiggieMclargeguy (10:23:31 AM): NO YOU SHUT UP
Erick Reloaded (10:23:43 AM): Oh SNAP!
BiggieMclargeguy (10:23:54 AM): NO NO YOU SNAP, SHUT UP
Erick Reloaded (10:24:04 AM): ok
BiggieMclargeguy (10:24:09 AM): omg sry
Erick Reloaded (10:24:22 AM): me too
BiggieMclargeguy (10:24:42 AM): sry you are such a fag
Erick Reloaded (10:24:47 AM): me too
BiggieMclargeguy (10:24:51 AM): >:

ScruU2wice Jun 14th, 2004 12:20 PM

ScruU2wice: oh man phsycic
AgroSkateRik: wuh'
ScruU2wice: i posted OMG sam's on befor you
ScruU2wice: but it wouldnt let me
ScruU2wice: it said i couldn't post so fast
ScruU2wice: than i talked to you
ScruU2wice: and you told me to go see it
ScruU2wice: and i was already there
ScruU2wice: and i pressed submit
ScruU2wice: ok hold that though
ScruU2wice: cuz your definatly not sam


:(

Sam Jun 14th, 2004 12:22 PM

:(

ScruU2wice Jun 14th, 2004 12:25 PM

I have to go guys :(

Sam Jun 14th, 2004 12:30 PM

He has to go eat. That's what he told me.

ScruU2wice: bye
Switch Dingo: AW =(
ScruU2wice: i gots to eat

Pub Lover Jun 14th, 2004 12:39 PM

Oh shit, I was going to make a post five minutes ago, but that cute pantsuit girl started talking to me about porn, & biggie was all up on the copper hating, & sam was all, I can't take girls on dates because I wear hotpants...

Oh well, it was probably a stupid post anyway...

Big McLargehuge Jun 14th, 2004 12:42 PM

Yeah probably










fuck da police

Sam Jun 14th, 2004 01:26 PM

Hey, I don't wear hotpants. >:

At least not in public. ;-)

Pub Lover Jun 14th, 2004 01:30 PM

OMG! Pictures, now! :eek

Sajuuk Jun 14th, 2004 01:44 PM

AWESOME :D

Big McLargehuge Jun 14th, 2004 01:56 PM

BiggieMclargeguy (10:22:57 AM): NIGGA PLZ
Erick Reloaded (10:23:16 AM): AWESOME :D
BiggieMclargeguy (10:23:31 AM): NO YOU SHUT UP
Erick Reloaded (10:23:43 AM): Oh SNAP!
BiggieMclargeguy (10:23:54 AM): NO NO YOU SNAP, SHUT UP
Erick Reloaded (10:24:04 AM): ok
BiggieMclargeguy (10:24:09 AM): omg sry
Erick Reloaded (10:24:22 AM): me too
BiggieMclargeguy (10:24:42 AM): sry you are such a fag
Erick Reloaded (10:24:47 AM): me too
BiggieMclargeguy (10:24:51 AM): mad.gif


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