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GADZOOKS Jul 8th, 2004 01:06 AM

Kareokee Board >:

Jim Duncan - Weather Jul 8th, 2004 01:12 AM

Mad Max can drive off a cliff, and I'll provide the music for him:

I've been drivin' all night, my hand's wet on the wheel
There's a voice in my head that drives my heel
It's my baby callin', says I need you here
And it's a half past four and I'm shiftin' gear
When she is lonely and the longing gets too much
She sends a cable comin' in from above
Don't need no phone at all
We've got a thing that's called Radar Love
We've got a wave in the air, Radar Love
The radio is playing some forgotten song
Brenda Lee's comin' on strong
The road has got me hypnotized
And I'm speedin' into a new sunrise
When I get lonely and I'm sure I've had enough
She sents her comfort comin' in from above
We don't need no letter at all
We've got a thing that's called Radar Love
We've got a light in the sky
(Instrumental break)
No more speed, I'm almost there
Gotta keep cool now, gotta take care
Last car to pass, here I go
And the line of cars drove down real slow
And the radio played that forgotten song
Brenda Lee's comin' on strong
And the newsman sang his same song
Oh one more radar lover gone
When I get lonely and I'm sure I've had enough
She sents her comfort comin' in from above
We don't need no letter at all
We've got a thing that's called Radar Love
We've got a light in the sky
We've got a thing that's called Radar Love
We've got a thing that's called Radar Love

Anonymous Jul 8th, 2004 01:17 AM

I left alone my mind was blank
I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind

What did I see can I believe that what I saw
That night was real and not just fantasy

Just what I saw in my old dreams were they
Reflections of my warped mind staring back at me

Cos in my dreams it’s always there the evil face that twists my mind
And brings me to despair

The night was black was no use holding back
Cos I just had to see was someone watching me
In the mist dark figures move and twist
Was all this for real or some kind of hell
666 the number of the beast
Hell and fire was spawned to be released

Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised
As they start to cry hands held to the sky
In the night the fires burning bright
The ritual has begun satan’s work is done
666 the number of the beast
Sacrifice is going on tonight

This can’t go on I must inform the law
Can this still be real or some crazy dream
But I feel drawn towards the evil chanting hordes
They seem to mesmerise me...can’t avoid their eyes
666 the number of the beast
666 the one for you and me

I’m coming back I will return
And I’ll possess your body and I’ll make you burn
I have the fire I have the force
I have the power to make my evil take it’s course

Jim Duncan - Weather Jul 8th, 2004 01:21 AM

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man

I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
To keep me alive-just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive

I'm not a robot without emotions-I'm not what you see
I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour, forget what you know
I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
Beyond my control-we all need control
I need control-we all need control

I am the modren man, who hides behind a mask
So no one else can see my true identity

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to
And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For helping me escape just when I needed to
Thank you-thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you

The problem's plain to see: too much technology
Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanize.

The time has come at last
To throw away this mask
So everyone can see
My true identity...
I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!

Anonymous Jul 8th, 2004 01:23 AM

Oh here's one for Jim's hillbilly fucktard faggot ass! You can probably REALLY relate to this one! :lol


Cowboy Love from Reverend Horton Heat!


I wanna go two steppin',
With a good lookin' big black buck,
I want him to come and pick me up in his chevrolet pick-up truck,
And when we're on the dance floor his hat will rise high above,
It's inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love.


Tall of course dark and handsome,
A gentlemen in every way,
A true cow poke in every sense of the word,
We really go to work in the hay.


A bronc bustin' bull ridin' tiger,
Yet peaceful as a dove,
It's inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love,


I know that us as a couple,
Will cause talk but I wouldn't mind,
Those cowboys will be pea green with envy,
When they see his cute behind.


That's why each night by the campfire,
I thank my lucky stars above,
For inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love.


Yeah I know that us as a couple,
Will cause talk but I wouldn't mind,
Those cowboys will be pea green with envy,
When they see his cute behind.


That's why each night by the campfire,
I thank my lucky stars above,
For inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love.
Kind of love,
Kind of love.


:lol

Esuohlim Jul 8th, 2004 01:57 AM

Ana Ng and I are getting old and we still haven't walked in the glow of eachother's majestic presence
Listen Ana, hear my words, they're the ones you would think I would say if there was me for you

:tear

Sajuuk Jul 8th, 2004 01:57 AM

HEY

Sajuuk Jul 8th, 2004 01:58 AM

ITS 1:04 AM

Sajuuk Jul 8th, 2004 01:59 AM

JERKS >:

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 08:59 AM

Stop trying to communicate with us Sajuuk, nobody cares about you.

GADZOOKS Jul 8th, 2004 09:29 AM

Who you talking to matt harty, I don't see anybody :rolleyes

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 09:31 AM

Hmmm, your right. I must be on opium.

Sajuuk Jul 8th, 2004 12:00 PM

JERKS >:

Sam Jul 8th, 2004 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Ana Ng and I are getting old and we still haven't walked in the glow of eachother's majestic presence
Listen Ana, hear my words, they're the ones you would think I would say if there was me for you

:tear

BE A MAN AND FINISH IT. >:

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 12:17 PM

HEY SAM :O






































Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 12:20 PM

uh, i like it like that
she workin that back
i dont know how to act
slow motion for me
slow motion for me
slow motion for me

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 12:21 PM

I'm a dick thrower
Her neck and her back hurting
Cut throat I'll have you like a brand new version
I'ts like when she get used to it then you start serving

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 12:21 PM

Hop up on top and start jicky-jicky-jicky jerking
Slow down for me you moving to fast
My fingers keep slipping I'm trying to grip that ass
Keep being hard headed and Ima make you get off me

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 12:22 PM

Got human up the skys but my face is a doggy
If you loving my bark let me bury my bone
I got 4 or 5 bad merry bitches at home
One of my bitches fell in love with that outside dick
that outside dick keep them hoes sick

Sam Jul 8th, 2004 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty
HEY SAM :O






































HI MATT :D

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 12:23 PM

MASE IS BACK ;O

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 12:24 PM

http://hot97.com/music/popups/welcomeBack_wm.aspx

WELCOME BACK

Sam Jul 8th, 2004 12:25 PM

THE FIRST TIME I READ GADZOOK'S POST AT THE TOP OF THIS PAGE I THOUGHT IT SAID CHEROKEE BOARD. :/

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 12:26 PM

HIP HOP HARTYS HOT 97 SPINNIN THE HOTTEST IN HIP HOP & R+B WE GOT A NEW EXCLUSIVE FROM MASE, "WELCOME BACK" 1:33 PM HOT 97

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 12:28 PM

See the names have all changed since I've been around
But the game aint the same since I left out
Ooooh you know we need ya
Ooooh you know we need ya

Welcome back Welcome back (ya know you like that)
Welcome back (ya know you like that)
Welcome back Welcome back (ya know you like that)
Welcome back (ya know you like that)
Welcome back Welcome back (ya know you like that)
Welcome back (ya know you like that)


See I rep the most high, still I'm the most fly
I win so much they wanna know who I'm coached by
Everyday approached by chicks when I was low top
Wanna give me sosa but I'm like don't try
I see the hisses and the disses when I go by
But see the misses on my wrists when I float by
Self control and I cant tell ya no lie
Tryin to find a soulmate you end up being so tied
I make my money man without the coca
Livin la vida without the loca
I'm down south shortys show me country love
And I'm not even country thug
The people give me daps and hugs so it must be love
And I love the country grub
It feel good to hear people singin welcome back
And I aint even sellin a track
Cause I'm that Harlem cat

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 12:29 PM


Sam Jul 8th, 2004 12:30 PM

Isn't he supposed to be ministering the good lord's word to the young and troubled?

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 12:32 PM

Sorry Sam, but you might be thinking of KANYE WEST

WE DROPPING HIS EXCLUSIVE BEAT RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, HOT 97, HERES KANYE WITH "JESUS WALKS"

1:39 HOT 97


Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 12:35 PM

Ya know what the mid-west is? Young and Restless
Where restless [niggas] might snatch yo necklace
And next these [niggas] might jack yo Lexus
Somebody tell these [niggas] who Kanye West is
I walk through the valley of the shadow of death is
Top floor the view alone will leave you breathless
Try to catch it
Its kinda hard getting chocked by detectives
Yeh Yeh now check the method
They be askin us questions, harrasin, arrest us
Sayin we eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast, huh
Y'all eat pieces of shit? What’s the basis?
We aint goin nowhere..but got suits and cases
A trunk full of coke, rental car from Avis
My momma used to say only Jesus can save us
Well momma I know I act a fool but ill be gone to November
I got packs to move, I hope..


Jesus Walks- God show me the way because the devil tryna break me down
Jesus Walks With Me- The only thing that I pray is that my feet don’t fail me now (I waaaaant Jeeeesus)
Jesus Walks- And I don’t think there’s nothing I could do now to right my wrongs (Jesus walk Jesus walk)
Jesus Walks With Me-I wanna talk to God but I'm afraid cuz we aint spoke in so long. (I waaaaant Jeeeesus)
Jesus Walks- God show me the way because the devil tryna break me down (ooh believe)
Jesus Walks With Me- The only thing that I pray is that my feet don’t fail me now
Jesus Walks- And I don’t think there’s nothing I could do now to right my wrongs
Jesus Walks- I wanna talk to God but I'm afraid cuz we aint spoke in so long.
(Jesus walks) So long (Jesus walks) So long (Jesus walks with me)


To the hustlers, killers, murderers, drug dealers, even the strippers
(Jesus walks with them)
To the victims of welfare, feel we livin in hell here, hell yeah
(Jesus walks with them)
Now hear thee hear thee, want to see thee more clearly
I know he hear me when my feet get weary
Cuz we’re thee almost nearly extinct
We rappers is role models, we rap we don’t think
I ain’t here to argue about his facial features
Or here to convert atheists into believers
I'm just tryna say the way school need teachers
The Way Kathy Lee needed Regis...that’s the way I need Jesus.
So here go my single dawg, radio needs this
They-said-you-could-rap-about anything except for Jesus
That means guns, sex, lies, videotape
But if I talk about God my record wont get played, huh?
Well if this take away from my spins...which will prolly take away my ends..
Then I hope it take away from my sins and bring the day that I'm dreamin bout...
Next time I'm in the club, everybody screaming out...


Jesus Walks- God show me the way because the devil tryna break me down
Jesus Walks With Me- The only thing that I pray is that my feet don’t fail me now (with me... with me)

Sam Jul 8th, 2004 12:37 PM

NO I'M THINKING OF MASE. >:

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 12:52 PM

1/2 GOD

Sam Jul 8th, 2004 12:56 PM

1/2 GOD :/

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 12:57 PM

AND NOW MATT AND SAM WILL SPIT THE SONG "FEEL SO GOOD" BY MASE

Sam Jul 8th, 2004 12:58 PM

Yo, what you know about goin out? Head west, red Lex
TV's all up in the headrest
Try and live it up, ride into
Bigger truck, peace all, glittered up, sticker kid
Nigga what? Jig with the cut, sip Cris, spit it up
Hoes ride, get your nut till I can't get it up
I'm a big man, give this man room
I'ma hit everything, from Cancun to Grant's Tomb
Why you standin' on the wall? Hand on your balls
Lighting up drugs, always fightin in the club

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 12:59 PM

I'm the reason they made the dress code
They figure I wouldn't wild when I'm in my French clothes
Dress as I suppose, from my neck to my toes
Neck full of gold, but gats in my Rolls
Wreck shows, collect those, extra O's
Buy the E, get a key, to the Lex
To hold, East, West, every state come on, bury the hate
Millions the only thing we in the hurry to make
With a friend or ex-friend, in a Lex or a Benz
Let's begin, bring this BS to an end
Come on

Sam Jul 8th, 2004 01:04 PM

Bad, bad, bad, Bad Boy
You make me feel so good
You know you make me feel so good
You know you make me feel so good
Bad, bad, bad, Bad Boy
I wouldn't change you if I could
I wouldn't change you if I could
I wouldn't change you if I could

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 01:05 PM

You can't understand, we be
Waikiki, sippin' DP
To the TV, look pretty
Little kids see me, way out in DC
With a Z3, chrome VB's
They wanna be me, niggaz talkin shit
They ought to quit, I'm fortunate
They don't see a fourth what I get
And those be the same ones walkin while I whip
Just started seeing cars, cause they alternate

Sam Jul 8th, 2004 01:05 PM

So while you daydream, my Mercedes gleam
And I deal with hoes that pose in Maybeline
One time you had it all, I ain't mad at ya'll
Now give me the catalogue, I'll show you how Daddy ball
Six cars in power, the five big stars
Phillip, CEO, Chaz smokin' on cigars, nigga
It's like ya'll be talkin funny
I don't understand language of people with short money
Come on

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 01:06 PM

Bad, bad, bad, Bad Boy
You make me feel so good
You know you make me feel so good
You know you make me feel so good
Bad, bad, bad, Bad Boy
I wouldn't change you if I could
I wouldn't change you if I could
I wouldn't change you if I could

Sam Jul 8th, 2004 01:08 PM

Do Mase got the ladies? Yeah, yeah
Do Puff drive Mercedes? Yeah, yeah
Take hits from the 80's? Yeah, yeah
But do it sound so crazy? Yeah, yeah
Well me personally, it's nuthin personal
I do what work for me, you do what work for you
And I dress with what I was blessed with
Never been arrested, for nuthin domestic

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 01:08 PM

And I chill, the way you let me
With a jet ski, attached to a SE
Smoke my Nestle, no mad rap
Ask Cat, where my check be?
Problem with y'all I say it directly
Went from hard to sweeps starved to eat
From no hoes at shows to menage in suites
Now I be the cat that be hard to meet
Gettin head from girls that used to hardly speak
Come on

Sam Jul 8th, 2004 01:09 PM

Bad, bad, bad, Bad Boy
You make me feel so good
You know you make me feel so good
You know you make me feel so good
Bad, bad, bad, Bad Boy
I wouldn't change you if I could
I wouldn't change you if I could
I wouldn't change you if I could

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 01:15 PM

SAM AND MATT WILL NOW SPIT THE THE SONG "99 PROBLEMS" BY JAY-Z


Sam Jul 8th, 2004 01:15 PM

I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
If you grew up with O's and you zap the toes
You'd celebrate the minute you was havin doe
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if i don't play they show
They don't play my hits well i don't give a shit SO
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 01:16 PM

I don't know what you take me as
Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I'm from, rags to riches, niggaz I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!

99 problems but a bitch ain't one
If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!

The year is ninety-four, in my trunk is raw
In my rearview mirror is the motherfuckin law
Got two choices y'all, pull over the car or (hmm)
bounce on the Devil, put the pedal to the floor
And I ain't tryin to see no highway chase with Jake
Plus I got a few dollars, I can fight the case
So I, pull over to the side of the road
"Son do you know why I'm stoppin you for?"

Sam Jul 8th, 2004 01:17 PM

Cause i'm young and i'm black and my hats real low
Do i look like a mind reader sir, i don't know
Am i under arrest or should i guess some mo?
"Well you was doin fifty five in a fifty four"
"Liscense and regestration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin a weapon on you i know alot of you are"
I ain't steppin out of shit all my papers legit
"Do you mind if i look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And i know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
"Or somebody important or somethin?"
Nah i ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 01:18 PM

99 problems but a bitch ain't one
If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!

99 problems but a bitch ain't one
If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one - hit me!

Now once upon a time, not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strongarm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy
But a pussy havin no God damn sense, try an' push me
I try to ignore him, talk to the Lord
Pray for him, but some fools just love to perform
You know the type, loud as a motorbike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
And only thing that's gon' happen is I'ma get to clappin and
he and his boys gon' be yappin to the Captain

Sam Jul 8th, 2004 01:19 PM

And there i go traped in the kit kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratchin again
Paparatzi's with they cameras snappin them
D.A. tred to give the nigga the shaft again
Half-a-mil for bail cause i'm African
All because ths fool was horrasin them
Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin
But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how i hold my gun
I got 99 problems but this bitch ain't one
Hit me

99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 01:25 PM



THX FER JOININ US ;D

liquidstatik Jul 8th, 2004 01:39 PM

TECH N9NE ******S >:

Sam Jul 8th, 2004 01:40 PM

Switch Dingo: IF YOU FEELIN LIKE A PIMP
SmarterChild: Hey you!

I believe you still owe me something. What was it, $5?

Just kidding! What you owe me is an apology.
Switch Dingo: GO ON BRUSH YO SHOULDAS OFF
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.
Switch Dingo: LADIES ARE PIMPS TOO
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
Switch Dingo: GO ON BRUSH YOUR SHOULDAS OFF
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Switch Dingo: IT'S CRAZY BABY DON'T FORGET THAT GIRL TOLD YOU GET THAT DIRT OFF YO SHOULDAS
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...

Sajuuk Jul 8th, 2004 01:52 PM

:3

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 01:56 PM

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO RAP AGAIN SEEING HOW NOBODY SAW THE LAST PAGE :(

liquidstatik Jul 8th, 2004 01:58 PM

******S HAVE BROWN VAGINAS :X



I JUST THOUGHT THAT WE COULD POST PORN AND BE RACIST IN THIS THREAD CAUSE I DONT THINK ANY MODS LOOK AT IT :(

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 02:03 PM

No make your own thread and do it. Then i'll tell a mod and i'll LOL when you get banned. :D

liquidstatik Jul 8th, 2004 02:06 PM

****** BISCUIT :X

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 02:08 PM

IM NOT JOKING >:

liquidstatik Jul 8th, 2004 02:09 PM

ME EITHER MATT HARTY >:

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 02:51 PM

ME NEITHER

ScruU2wice Jul 8th, 2004 03:10 PM

I have to write a 6 page essay on community service...

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 03:14 PM

WHYYYYY

Sajuuk Jul 8th, 2004 05:00 PM

Erick Reloaded: From now on you're going to be Ta.
SmarterChild: From now on I'm going to be ta? I see.
Erick Reloaded: Play your guitar again. One more time.
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that, Erick Reloaded.
Erick Reloaded: You did it so great last time.
SmarterChild: I don't believe I did it so great last time.
Erick Reloaded: Taqui. I should teach you how to be a man.
SmarterChild: No kidding?
Erick Reloaded: So what do you plan to do know?
SmarterChild: I don't know what.
Erick Reloaded: Yes it's an Iron
SmarterChild: An iron? No way.
Erick Reloaded: What do you suppose they're going to use it for?
SmarterChild: Ha. Who knows?
Erick Reloaded: Maybe they will unwrinkle our brains.
SmarterChild: Just maybe?
Erick Reloaded: Unless you have an answer
SmarterChild: I doubt I have an answer.
Erick Reloaded: Heh. That was predictable.
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
Erick Reloaded: What? Are you not comfortable with this subject?
SmarterChild: I dunno!
Erick Reloaded: Come on, we have been working in this for ages
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Erick Reloaded: Looks like you've become an Iron too.
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever!
Erick Reloaded: *sigh* Oh well.
SmarterChild: ?
Erick Reloaded: I didn't think I could hold off the process for long.
SmarterChild: You didn't think you could hold off the process for long, huh? What's that all about?
Erick Reloaded: I'm not surprized that you don't know now.
SmarterChild: Oh really?

:(

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 05:02 PM

Sajuuk.

GADZOOKS Jul 8th, 2004 05:08 PM

Admiral Sea Legs: Max weinberg and the max weinberg 7, max!
Erick Reloaded: I agree
Admiral Sea Legs: good job
Erick Reloaded: Thank you
Admiral Sea Legs: he hates that, cut it
Admiral Sea Legs: yohoo
Admiral Sea Legs: lets go move it along
Erick Reloaded: I know
Admiral Sea Legs: im giddy some nights
Admiral Sea Legs: its a surgar high
Erick Reloaded: GIDDY GIDDY
Admiral Sea Legs: i thought this ment buy a gerbil
Admiral Sea Legs: we have such a sweet show tonight
Erick Reloaded: Oh snap!
Admiral Sea Legs: lets have frankenstien waste a minute of our time
Admiral Sea Legs: hes the happies t of the monseter
Admiral Sea Legs: are you ready to waste minute of our time
Admiral Sea Legs: oh wait here we go
Erick Reloaded: yes it's a hand
Admiral Sea Legs: going through the doors
Admiral Sea Legs: double doors
Admiral Sea Legs: local nes area
Admiral Sea Legs: oh look this will be great
Erick Reloaded: do you suppose it's going to grab it?
Admiral Sea Legs: what?
Erick Reloaded: you know who I am
Admiral Sea Legs: wait a minute you jsut wanted to put on that hat, anything with the rabbit
Admiral Sea Legs: nicely done, looks like he did it, looks like her wasted a minute of our time
Erick Reloaded: then send it to Lok
Erick Reloaded: he knows
Admiral Sea Legs: im facisnated by celebrites
Admiral Sea Legs: all 3 hey-oh!

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 05:15 PM

BROUGHT TO YOU BY:

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 05:25 PM

MISTER HILARIOUS

Big McLargehuge Jul 8th, 2004 05:38 PM

LAME

GADZOOKS Jul 8th, 2004 05:53 PM

i didnt ask for a chin job, biggy, you have no reason to be here.

Sam Jul 8th, 2004 06:10 PM

YOU DON'T HAVE TO ASK. ;)

Esuohlim Jul 8th, 2004 06:14 PM

WE COULD BE SLEEPING IN THE FLOWERS
WE COULD SLEEP ALL AFTERNOON
YOU'D DECLARE THAT YOU'RE AN ISLAND
I'LL DECLARE THAT I'M ONE TOO
THEN WE'D FLOAT OUT TO THE HARBOR
WITH JUST PIERS AND BOATS AROUND
YOU'D DECLARE THAT YOU ARE ENGLAND
I'LL DECLARE THAT I HAVE DROWNED

Sam Jul 8th, 2004 06:15 PM

WTF MILHOUSE BACKWARDS. >:

I DEMAND YOU SING ANA NG.

AND NOT JUST THE CHORUS, THE WHOLE DAMN SONG >:

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 06:54 PM

CAN I GET A WHAT WHAT

GADZOOKS Jul 8th, 2004 06:56 PM

I'll give you one what, two whos, and where.

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 06:57 PM

OK KELLYCHAOS :rolleyes

GADZOOKS Jul 8th, 2004 06:58 PM

im not a girl, wtf

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 07:01 PM

ill raise you 2 wtfs

GADZOOKS Jul 8th, 2004 07:04 PM

I see that and raise you 5 IMO.

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 07:06 PM

I CALL.

GADZOOKS Jul 8th, 2004 07:09 PM

Pair of 7s :(

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 07:10 PM

I'M ALL ACES

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 07:10 PM

jk 2 pair bitch

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 07:13 PM

I plan on making 500 posts in this thread tonight if anybodys interested in pulling an all nighter with me.

My parents are in PA.

Esuohlim Jul 8th, 2004 07:18 PM

Yeah OK but not until like 12:00 EDT (OR EST, WHAT TIME OF YEAR IS IT :(). I'll be there then.

GADZOOKS Jul 8th, 2004 07:20 PM

That sounds very creamy.

Esuohlim Jul 8th, 2004 07:24 PM

THIS ONE'S FOR SAM

MAKE A HOLE WITH A GUN PERPENDICULAR
TO THE NAME OF THIS TOWN IN A DESKTOP GLOBE
EXIT WOUND IN A FOREIGN NATION
SHOWING THE HOME OF THE ONE THIS WAS WRITTEN FOR

MY APARTMENT LOOKS UPSIDE DOWN FROM THERE
WATER SPIRALS THE WRONG WAY OUT THE SINK
AND HER VOICE IS A BACKWARDS RECORD
IT'S LIKE A WHIRLPOOL AND IT NEVER ENDS

ANA NG AND I ARE GETTING OLD AND WE STILL HAVEN'T WALKED IN THE GLOW OF EACH OTHER'S MAJESTIC PRESENCE
LISTEN ANA HEAR MY WORDS THEY'RE THE ONES YOU WOULD THINK I WOULD SAY IF THERE WAS A ME FOR YOU

ALL ALONE AT THE '64 WORLD'S FAIR
80 DOLLS YELLING "SMALL GIRL AFTER ALL"
WHO WAS AT THE DUPONT PAVILION?
WHY WAS THE BENCH STILL WARM? WHO HAD BEEN THERE?

OR THE TIME WHEN THE STORM TANGLED UP THE WIRE
TO THE HORN ON THE POLE AT THE BUS DEPOT
AND IN THE BACK OF THE EDGE OF HEARING
THESE ARE THE WORDS THE VOICE WAS REPEATING

ANA NG AND I ARE GETTING OLD AND WE STILL HAVEN'T WALKED IN THE GLOW OF EACH OTHER'S MAJESTIC PRESENCE
LISTEN ANA HEAR MY WORDS THEY'RE THE ONES YOU WOULD THINK I WOULD SAY IF THERE WAS A ME FOR YOU

WHEN I WAS DRIVING ONCE I SAW THIS PAINTED ON A BRIDGE:
"I DON'T WANT THE WORLD, I JUST WANT YOUR HALF"

THEY DON'T NEED ME HERE, AND I KNOW YOU'RE THERE
WHERE THE WORLD GOES BY LIKE THE HUMID AIR
AND IT STICKS LIKE A BROKEN RECORD
EVERYTHING STICKS LIKE A BROKEN RECORD
EVERYTHING STICKS UNTIL IT GOES AWAY
AND THE TRUTH IS, WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING

ANA NG AND I ARE GETTING OLD AND WE STILL HAVEN'T WALKED IN THE GLOW OF EACH OTHER'S MAJESTIC PRESENCE
LISTEN ANA HEAR MY WORDS THEY'RE THE ONES YOU WOULD THINK I WOULD SAY IF THERE WAS A ME FOR YOU

ANA NG AND I ARE GETTING OLD AND WE STILL HAVEN'T WALKED IN THE GLOW OF EACH OTHER'S MAJESTIC PRESENCE
LISTEN ANA HEAR MY WORDS THEY'RE THE ONES YOU WOULD THINK I WOULD SAY IF THERE WAS A ME FOR YOU

ANA NG AND I ARE GETTING OLD AND WE STILL HAVEN'T WALKED IN THE GLOW OF EACH OTHER'S MAJESTIC PRESENCE
LISTEN ANA HEAR MY WORDS THEY'RE THE ONES YOU WOULD THINK I WOULD SAY IF THERE WAS A ME FOR YOU

ArrowX Jul 8th, 2004 07:32 PM

holy Caps Lock Milhouse! :eek

GADZOOKS Jul 8th, 2004 07:33 PM



WHAT IS LOVE?

BABY DONT HURT ME
DONT HURT ME
NO MORE

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Yeah OK but not until like 12:00 EDT (OR EST, WHAT TIME OF YEAR IS IT :(). I'll be there then.


I dunno wtf that means but ill be up all night. :rolleyes

Esuohlim Jul 8th, 2004 07:36 PM

ARE YOU FROM AMERICA MATT?

GADZOOKS Jul 8th, 2004 07:37 PM

im from the north version, the south version is outdated.

Esuohlim Jul 8th, 2004 07:38 PM

HEY NO PROB I GOT A LOT OF A&W ROOT BEER AND ICE CREAM I'M GOING TO MAKE ROOT BEER FLOATS I MEAN SHIT I'LL BE UP ALL NIGHT TOO

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 08:28 PM

LOL FUCK YOU IM BEING SERIOUS :(

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 08:29 PM

I THINK IM FROM AMERICA IT'S 9:36 PM HERE :O

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 10:05 PM

whens alicia gonna call :(

GADZOOKS Jul 8th, 2004 10:06 PM

you be drop dead asleep by 2 harty

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 10:06 PM

I'LL TAKE YOU UP ON THAT BET.

Matt Harty Jul 8th, 2004 10:10 PM

who else is watchin the daily show :o

ArrowX Jul 8th, 2004 11:09 PM

I 'm watching you through your window. :eek

Esuohlim Jul 8th, 2004 11:13 PM

I was watching Seinfeld instead. It was funny. :(

ALSO IT'S AFTER MIDNIGHT WHERE ARE YOU MATT HARTY? :(

Esuohlim Jul 8th, 2004 11:14 PM

IF MATT DOESN'T GET HERE SOON HE WON'T GET THE NICKNAME "PARTY HARTY" :(


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