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Sam Jan 19th, 2004 05:23 AM

HEY GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD? :)

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 05:24 AM

Nobody's online but us two :rolleyes


And jin :( But he doesn't post so it doesn't counts. :(

Sam Jan 19th, 2004 05:26 AM

SAME AS IT EVER WAS. :rolleyes

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 05:27 AM

We suck. :( We could do a madlib... but it's gay with only 1 person. :(

Sam Jan 19th, 2004 05:28 AM

And you pick gay ones. >:

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 05:29 AM

KNOCK KNOCK

Sam Jan 19th, 2004 05:31 AM

who dat is?

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 05:32 AM

WATER

Sam Jan 19th, 2004 05:33 AM

water who?

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 05:34 AM

WHAT ARE YA DOIN? :lol











ITS 4:30AM :( IM GOING TO BED

Matt Harty Jan 19th, 2004 09:40 AM

GOOD MORNING >:

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 12:20 PM

I just woke up! :D

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2004 12:28 PM

FAR AWAY PLACE
GIRLS NAME
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
BOYS NAME
PIECE OF CLOTHING
NUMBER
PAST TENSE VERB
EXCLAMATION
ADJECTIVE
PLACE
BODY PART
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
NOUN
PIECE OF CLOTHING
PIECE OF CLOTHING
EXCLAMATION
BODY PART
BODY PART
PLURAL NOUN
VERB

Big McLargehuge Jan 19th, 2004 12:34 PM

Your toes, fatty
Bitchface
erect
homeopathic
Tommy
Pastie
5
raps
Sweet leaping Christ
Horny
The back
clit
odd
queer
brick
hairpiece
nose guard
Holy GOd
anus
cunt
stock car drivers
impregnate

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2004 12:43 PM

FUCKED-UP FAIRY TALE

One day in a land far far away, further than my toes , there lived a girl named Bitchface . Bitchface was very erect and homeopathic and every man in the kingdom wanted her. Even Tommy thought of getting into her Pastie . One day, after drinking rather heavily for 5 hours straight, Tommy raps over to Bitchface 's house and said to her Sweet Leaping Christ Bitchface you are so horny ! I'd love to take you to the back and kiss you on the clit and then you would be mine Forever. Well Bitchface thought that this was odd , He was pretty queer and had a nice brick , So she agreed. Little did he know Bitchface had a secret. So off they went to the back and he did kiss her on the clit and she was his forever. well that kiss led one thing to another and soon they took of their hairpiece and their nose guard . Holy God ! Tommy shouted! Bitchface had a anus where her cunt should be. But it was to late she was his forever.
The End

The moral of the story is don't count your stock car drivers before they impregnate .

Big McLargehuge Jan 19th, 2004 12:46 PM

WHy'd you use the same one? it only had one funny part >:

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 12:48 PM

Yeah. Whoever wrote that one is a gay. :(

ScruU2wice Jan 19th, 2004 12:51 PM

im going to try to get my scanner working...

Big McLargehuge Jan 19th, 2004 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
Yeah. Whoever wrote that one is a gay. :(

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( ima gonna go take a shower HAPPY BLACK GUY DAY

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2004 01:06 PM

WELL I WASN'T HERE WHEN YOU DID IT, OBVIOUSLY >:

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2004 01:10 PM

:lol SORRY GUY

HickMan Jan 19th, 2004 01:15 PM

HI :( I JUST WOKE UP :(

HickMan Jan 19th, 2004 01:16 PM

I LIED :(

Big McLargehuge Jan 19th, 2004 01:24 PM

LIAR

ScruU2wice Jan 19th, 2004 02:06 PM



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