<3 Day Be Coming
whos going to be alone? Who's going to get some flowers/pay too much for sht?
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i have class all day :( however, i have a sneaky suspicion that some creepy highschool boy is planning something for me.
HAPPY CHEESE DAY EVERYBODY :picklehat |
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I was planning on doing something creepy to elx.
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;_;
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even if you guys don't have gals you still have friends right? you could plan something bromantic!
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I'll be at work. My girl didn't want to do anything and I can't be bothered arguing that she doesn't actually mean it. We're going out for dinner later, but no chocolates/flowers etcetera, etcetera.
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I will be studying for an exam, pretending that it's not depressing.
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I did up some home-made almond/marshmellow/cherry chocolates and individually wrapped them in tin foil, which is awesome because no girl (or other guy, for some reason) has ever realized just how much of a low-effort, lazy cop-out it is. just sitting in the freezer now.
THUMBS UP FOR EASY CRAP THAT SEEMS IMPRESSIVE |
Me -> Him: A mandolin, chocolate-covered bacon, and a large Reese's heart.
Him ->Me: A box of nice chocolates and a promise to repair the engagement ring at some later date (the stone is in perpetual danger of falling out and the store has already fucked up the repair twice). Me -> Toddler Daughter: A tiny box of chocolates with a puppy on the lid, a toy puppy whose cheeks light up and it says, "I wuff you" when you squeeze it, and an orchestral-grade triangle (get it? Love triangle?) |
Im makin my girl her fav crab soup, then we'll probably get really drunk offa some wine.
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IM GONNA FUCK EVERY GIRL AT MY SCHOOL
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/originality :lol |
I hope you bought k-y brand INTENSE. IT IS ALL YOU NEED THAT IS WHAT THE TV SAYS.
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i might go see a comedy show
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I'd rather go by myself anyways. Women have no sense of humor and it ruins the fun when you have to explain things to them that they will never get.
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i'm going to see maria bamford, though
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:lol
I will refer to Maria Bamford as a comedian and not a "comedienne". |
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Meanwhile, girls who "get" shit never seem to get the opportunity.
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