well i have that one going for me too, but the story just keeps getting better

Better? How so? Druggie whore alcoholic demon woman with no conscience, no remorse, and no heart is pretty prestigious.

apparently i broke some dude's heart on purpose.
because it's TOTALLY my fault that he fell in love with me (even though i told him every time we hung out not to).

OH GEEZ! He's saying that? I hope he doesn't get any pussy from anyone for acting like such a fag,

She broke my heart and the only way for me to get over it is for you to give me a piece. :tear

he's being such a baby and i'm so goddamn close to going feral on him

'Druggie whore alcoholic demon woman with no conscience, no remorse, and no heart'

You are my role model. I want to be you in a few years, please. :)

There isn't much difference between you two.

My soul is not calloused enough yet. I'm working on it though, goddamn it.

what is it? like a 6 or 8 hour difference?

I COULD HELP

SHRUBFEST AND I HAD THE MOST AMAZING CONVERSATION ABOUT LADY GAGA LAST WEEK, AND WHILE I BELIEVE HER SOUL TO BE AS BLACK AND TAINTED AS MINE, IT'S NO WHERE NEAR DIXIE.

FUCKING HEART BREAKERS!

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Dixie, you look good in that leather body suit.

this is a rumor?

SEE! You both suck at humour.

But we are good at sucking.

That was part of the dream, btw.

I wanna see the vids before I agree.

I've already put in the request with my sex buddy.

Who wouldn't want a video of you sucking on their cock? That should be your thing. Travel around and video tape blowing us.

And then i can be a competition! Who's dick is whos!

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'd make you speak like an English peasant AND I AM YOUR LORD! Be all like "Oy just love taking your load, mi'lord."

That'd be juuuuust fine ;)

Speak while giving the blowjob for extra points.

You know I find all that boring "nature" talk to be about a thousand times more interesting than this drivel.

I thought you Aussies were supposed to be butch? I guess there has gotta be a poofter in the bunch. It's only natural.

It must get lonely in the outback.

HEY GUYS, LOOK A ROCK!

THANK YOU, MAMA, FOR THE BAG OF ROCKS!

I THE PIZZAMAN.

I LIKE ROCKS CAUSE THEY DON'T HURT MY DELICATE FEELINGS!

AHHH, SHADDAAPA YOU FACE

anyone doing anything special for new years?

I'll rub one out, eat a pizza, and cry. Maybe not in that order. Maybe in that order.

It's my birthday. So I'll have cake and drunken.

I think I'll have shower sex.

You like to drop the soap on purpose o.o

I like to soap up my hole so it goes in easy.

Doesnt that sting? o.o

;)

save us with your tenderness ^.^

That's a good idea, TAD!

It's times like these that make me wonder why I read this topic. :lol

RAMEN IS POISON

I love me some ramen, don't get cup O noodles though, that shit takes on the Styrofoam taste that is killing our planet.

usually the ramen itself is fine, it's the flavor packet that's poison :x

Yeah, I use my own Udon noodle sauce in a bottle.

I like to put ramen seasoning on popcorn

edit : n/m i was drinking too much :(

I guess I am the one that is thin skinned if I am just going to lash out like I did.

They callllllllllllllll me Backdoor Santa. I make my runs about the break of day.

I keep some change in my pocket, in case the children are home. I give em a few pennies so that we can be alone. I leave the back door open so if anybody smells a mouse and wouldn't old santa be in trouble if there ain't no chimney in the house.

the fallout is settling, soon we'll be making radioactive ash angels

This is the stupid shit thread so that the other not stupid threads don't get clogged up.

There is a thread for nature.
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69702710
You started it, good job.
And a related one for animals.
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69701393

Now I will post the eek emoticon a hundred times. :(

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:eek

Et cetera. :(

Thank god. I was really worried you'd actually do it then.

I have done it, therefore it is entirely possible I'll do it again. :(

Oh. Poor pub. You are clearly having a stimulating day.

Fuck I should help then.

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Thanks, T. ;)
Stimulating enough that I don't feel like posting that emoticon a hundred times. :(



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Don't say such things! :eek

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ANGRY FASCES is an emoticon I can get behind. :eek

His avatar off sets it in a huge way.

:eek

I follow so many people from here on facebook & twitter that I forgot about coming here. :eek

Someone removed me from Myspace. Ask them why Pub.

I hope I don't give the game away by saying I'm hardly that person's favourite internet troll.

:eek

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BOOOOOOO

:pagebrak

:lol

Good work, D. ;)

A classic.

I wonder where all the SHPs went. :(

:eek

Willie is a dirty jerk joke ruiner, Pub.

hahaha it is my secrat weakness to ruin jokes :(

Willie, your children have died of cholera. :(

It is not too late to save your wife!

no they are all still ok i have paused the game and gone to play violent first person shooters in the other room

I hope so. :tear

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You need the angryface to go with your avatar. >:

:eek

it's supposed to snow this weekend and i have a hiking trip planned for the meteor shower >:

whens the meteor shower? I have drugs for this weekend

sunday/monday

Do you guys get shrooms in cali tad?

ECSTASY

My new baby girl was born perfectly fine a little over an hour ago!

of course we get shrooms! you wierdo

congrats! too bad she has to share it with Jesus :(