Great, i'll post a bunch of irrelevant nonsense then...


Oh, wait....thats the point, yeah?

in this thread? fuck yes

this is the irrelevant nonsense thread

this is the irreverent sense thread.

Sounds like a title.


Also, it took me ten minutes to realise that I meant ground not grinded. :dunce

OPTIONS?

Anyone casting for the next Christian Messiah movie, please cast Jake Busey in the main role. I just now really wanted this to happen, so make it so.

NOOOOOOOOOO

breakooooooout!

'cuz EVERYBODY needs a friend like Jesus!

I'm going hiking with a cute girl on the 17th.

...

Esuohlim has an avatar of a girl too, hit on him somemore, why don't you.

Hey



HEY








Anybody know the right way to spell Louis Malonga?

Fine, don't help, you heartless bastards :(

The closest name I've gotten is Busi Mhlongo, but she's far, far more traditional than the song I heard. Fucking NPR, I swear to god

so I'm a smoker now. Whoops!

I would compare this to suggesting that someone purposefully catch botulism to understand why you didn't like the sandwich you had today.

Grisly, what was the exact phonetic breakdown of her name, and what ethnicity do you think it was?

It sounded exactly like Louie Malongo, but I couldn't hear it properly over the professor. Definitely modern South African. Happy, jangly guitars and catchy chorus, sort of a Johnny Clegg feel. It sounded like "Afrikaana" was one of the lyrics, and title was possibly something along the lines of "Rhoomba all the way".

Chorus seemed to be all male, it had a sax solo. Another possibility I've tracked down is Louis Maholo, but he's just a drummer and I can't find any of his albums or tracks.

I swear, whenever World Cafe plays somebody worth tracking down, it's nearly impossible

I got the impression you said it was a "she", in which case most languages would pronounce the "s" in "Louis". French phonetics emphasize a final consonant by adding an "e" at the end, especially with feminine names/nouns/adjectives. Hence, I think the French might be "Louise", and the German (more in tune with Afrikaans diction) would be Luise probably. Since I'm a long way away from picking up any Sub-Saharan languages, I don't know how to help with the last name.

I'm proud of you, son

Guitar Woman, I am so NOT proud of you for becoming a smoker because that means, we will little shrunken-headed, fucked up, retard, idiot, lessbian babies that are fat and Mexican or Jewish.

Anyway, I was going to post this in movies, (not the above, step-child) but this:

"With all the comic book movies coming out in droves over the last 7-8 years, WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF A FIRESTORM MOVIE?!?!"


Is it because two MEN fuse? Actually, it's more like a professor and a hunky, hmmmmmmmmmm.... college freshman who FUSE.

And they become a hero who has a FLAMING head. Oh, Dear LORD!!!!


Seriously, though, why no Firestorm script? It could be a good movie. Or it could ummm, a bad movie.

Gus brain hurt.

Double post

Sentence composition, man. It can be a beautiful thing.

¿What does it means "there were no basement in The Alamo"?, because i was watching pee wee herman adventure and i saw a scene where he get shocked when he found out that "there were no basement in The Alamo"

There's an old legend that, shortly before the fall of the Alamo, Davy Crockett smuggled the remaining weapons and ammunition to famous frontiersman Pat Boone through a tunnel in the Alamo's basement, for use in the liberation of California and the rest of the Louisiana Purchase.

It's an urban legend of course, Pat Boone was actually intercepted by the band Santana long before he got to Houston. Nevertheless, people in the South still believe that the Alamo had a basement, much to the amusement of Yanks and filthy Mexicans everywhere.

That's not true. I lived in San Antonio for a year and a half. The Alamo does have a basement.

But it was, of course, filled in, because the hotels or the RiverCenter MAUL might collapse (Goddess Forbid). And then, WHERE WOULD THE TOURISTS GO? The AlamoDome? (Snort) Nobody cares about the Spurs since Dennis Rodman.

Oh, the RiverWalk! You ever smell that fucking thing in August? Trenches of chlorinated water lovingly scented with dead ducks and fish, the urine of 3 year olds, cigarette butts of tourists, blood from Mexican gang fights, and maybe me spitting into it in 1995.

I could go on...

I actually visited San Antonio two Octobers ago, and I'm not sure how anyone could live in a place that swelters in the falltime, but that's just me. That, and my daughter was terrified by the paddleboat thing at the riverwalk so she just screamed over the guy who was trying to do his little pseudo-presentation.

Well, that and outside the Alamo was the prerequisite 'guy who's holding a bible and screaming at the same time who was later replaced by his second-in-command the guy who holds a bible and tries to stop people.' I was informed that it was a daily occurrence.

whoa, american old west stories are interesting, i remember the one of Pecos Bill that he flown inside a tornado, i like disney's version of him

Original Pecos Bill- awesome!
new edited dvd release- stupid!
what's wrong with rollin your own and firingly blindly into the air?

Jurassic Park is on tv right now. AMC has spared no expense to provide us with top notch quality friday entertainment.

Oh no, Dennis Nedry has just stolen some dino embryos! If only Hammond had appreciated Mr. Nedry more...

there is a version of the Pecos Bill story narrated by Robin Williams which is fucking awesome!!!! 3 thumbs up! it's not a cartoon, but handdrawn color sketches that fade in then out. You'd have to see it, cause i'm pretty sure i'm bad at describing

Unless, it's San Antonio, Asila. Yeah, Sounds like it hasn't changed much.
Stinky ass downtown tourist trap. no jobs unless you work for military, hotels or a gay bar. WOOT!...."What?"

Pecos Bill didn't just "fly" in a tornardo, ya danged varmit. HE LASSOED IT AND HELD ON AND IT TOOK HIM STRAIGHT UP TO HEAVEN!!!!!!!!

I don't remember clicking the quote button on this quote, what the hell?
WAR CHEST TOUR! :rawr

WUR-STUR-SHUR :embarrass

w(schwa)rst(schwa)rshyer

Oddly, when talking about the sauce I don't include the shire suffix.
I get that feeling sometimes too.

Hey Kybo Ren, how is it going? :)

Yeah, Barbara Tuchman was kind enough to point out that the human scrotum was not evolved for that kind of duress, thus they were castrated.

are you guys joining to the world wide marijuana march? 238 cities have signed, i'll go, i heard there gonna be millions of joints, is a good chance to get free trip,look how many american citiies have already sign: globalmarijuanamarch dot org

I don't care about policeman my only worry about tomorrow is that politicians doesnt going to give a shit about it, maybe the whole thing is in vain, but at least is a chance to get stoned in some park and feel that in a couple of years the situation will change for us. ;_;

i'm fucking sad, i'm fucking lonely but is a good therapy for me to get stoned with my sweet weed, playing some video games and escape from the main frame, life seems to be great, but it looks be the same, every day, oh baby who cares?

oh my god what did i done

dinosaur abortions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNswbV4BLWk

robin williams is hilarious, once i saw a made for TV movie on hallmark about mork & mindy show, one thing that shocked me about that movie is that they show how robin was snorking cocaine at that time.

Honestly WhiteRat, what the hell?

I concur - something I didn't need to know existed.

Did this perchance "popup" on the same side as the "whatmethdoes.com" ad? If so, where the hell have you been surfing, dude?

Sorry - Page Break.

Hey Kybo Ren, how is it going? :)[/quote]

Broke as a joke, sore as a whore

could be worse, I could of had my nose bitten off by a saigon whore!!
whoops whore twice in one post. er- three times

Chillin' like a snowman.

So I came up with a racist joke that I was rather proud of last night. Family where talking about the study that show a lot of young black children can't are not skilled in the art of swimming. I argued that they could swim, but their weapons weigh to much.

LOL ANAL SEX! :eek


Also, :( @ the real stuff. :(

The smilies just make that post all the funnier.

El Pila, you're too good to be true.

I'm sorry, I know I suck, but you can ignore me.

I was about to suggest that Zomboid was secretly AChimp, but then I remembered that Chimpenstein never showered. :x

The smilie comment was genuine!

Damn emotionless text.

My mom was describing a bidder on ebay to me yesterday. She called him a newbie. I told her that she just powned him and she looked at me weird. My mom is 13371335.

That's another infraction for being off-topics & wrong. You stupid, ******.

What the hell word filter? That is his name. :rolleyes

With the recent popularity of Argentina's misuse of the English language, Finland returns in force. :x

7force - Black Listed

Liquidstatik: tell milhoe a month is pusshin it & to unban me already :<

Anyone remember Pram Maven?

That thread made me lol. :(

Since it really wasn't porn I'll unban him after a week is up :o

Says the guy whose avatar is probably from porn :(

Fuck you. He'd already pushed it before. LET THE BAN STAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many people do you guys have on your ignore list? I have 8 but I am thinking of removing tadao as he is no longer as annoying as he was before.

I can't tell you, as you're on mine so I didn't see your post. :eek

Note: User "Pub Lover" has been delayed probation and will remain on "ignore list" until further notice.

I love you too, Z-Man. :(

i have like thirty, but most of them don't post anymore

and most of them are because they have gross (anime) avatars that i don't want to see all the goddamn time

Am I one of the 30, Willie?

I had a gross anime avatar for a while there. :(

You stole my sentiment

no

to both y'all

hehe, I have an accent I'd like you to meet

i will shake hands with that accent

I'll see what I can arrange

Asila was on my ignore list, but then stopped posting. Then when he/she came back, I didn't know who it was so I looked at a few posts and remembered why he got put on ignore in the first place :D

I hate the anime avatars too.

I have Lenor on and that's it. Courage the Cowardly Dog used to be on there because I thought it would stop me from seeing any threads he made, which didn't work.

It's like Zomboid is the enemy of anyone who doesn't enjoy beer bongs

What


Oh great, now Sacks hates me. :(

Thanks alot, Zomboid. >:

What?

i'm joining you guys on the no more anime avatars cause, but i must say that pokemon is the best show ever

i must stop filling this thread with nonsenses ;_;

best thing in the world is smoke a joint when you just wake up, yoh man i miss liquidstatic :tear

wake n bake, bromide

Oh creepy, Doopa what are you doing adding me on facebook? :x

I'm forever talking about being hot in my gayparts for chubby guys with beards.

Yet what ads do I get? Asian girlfriend adverts is what.

My avatar is MLE approved. >:

Oh yeah, it does that. Dang. Edit button please. >:

I'd fix it if I knew what the hell you were trying to do :x

page source shows this?

I forgot that spoiler tags have to have unique ids to work.