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Guitar Woman Feb 20th, 2008 03:04 PM

YOU'RE GONNA PLAY POOOOOOLE POSITION

MetalMilitia Feb 20th, 2008 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 533475)
"What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they'll keep being wrong!"

xkcd is my favourite


I like this one too:


Seven Force Feb 20th, 2008 03:18 PM

both of you are fags

just post some kawaii emote glomp each others dicks and get it over with already

Pub Lover Feb 20th, 2008 03:40 PM

Seriously 7F, WTF?

Tadao Feb 20th, 2008 03:46 PM

Hahaheh 7force will never learn how to insult.

Pub Lover Feb 20th, 2008 03:48 PM

He's black. It's in his dirty genes to insult you.

Tadao Feb 20th, 2008 04:05 PM

Then you would think he would be good at it, this is one black person who doesn't frighten me. He's an Africant.

ElPila666 Feb 20th, 2008 09:00 PM

i think the velociraptor must be hidden in the back of the house, can you see the footsteps in the snow?

Tadao Feb 20th, 2008 09:10 PM

No, it was too secure so they walked away.

Chojin Feb 20th, 2008 09:33 PM

pub i need that pic of big mclargehuge's huge nose in a profile shot. I can't find it. HLP PRZ

Fathom Zero Feb 20th, 2008 09:35 PM

If Pub were an ice cream flavour, he'd be pralines and dick.

WhiteRat Feb 20th, 2008 09:51 PM

The windows are the entry point you fool! Secure, my ass!

Tadao Feb 20th, 2008 10:05 PM

Naw, that guy doesn't know what he's talking about. Raptors are afraid of picture windows.

WhiteRat Feb 20th, 2008 10:06 PM

Afraid of windows? I think you've got the raptor confused with some other dinosaur because these puppies can open doors.

Tadao Feb 20th, 2008 10:10 PM

I saw it on discovery channel. "If ever attacked by a Raptor, Stand in front of a picture window and wave at them."

WhiteRat Feb 20th, 2008 10:18 PM

You do know that Discovery Channel is a network run by Zionists that use it to brainwash and trick simple minded fools like yourself, right?

Tadao Feb 20th, 2008 10:23 PM

So I not supposed to jump up and down while waving and bang on the glass at them? They said all the movement and noise would frighten them away and if they caught their reflection in the glass they would think you controlled the ghosts of dead raptors and you where a god.

ElPila666 Feb 20th, 2008 10:38 PM

while you being like a god for them then it must be fun to have some bestiality sex on a velociraptor female just to experiment but i don't know maybe their sexual organs must be like the one of the birds or the plants (cause they're green) or something, like the tail must be unconfortable

ElPila666 Feb 20th, 2008 10:39 PM


Tadao Feb 20th, 2008 10:45 PM

Pila, :lol

Pub, are you trying not to post on this page :\

WhiteRat Feb 20th, 2008 10:58 PM

clever girl

liquidstatik Feb 20th, 2008 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 533475)

i've never read this stuff before, but it's pretty funny ;o

Pub Lover Feb 20th, 2008 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 533556)
Pub, are you trying not to post on this page :\

Only insofar as I'm pretending it is february 2005 & I've just been banned for posting faked olsen twin nipple. The thread was funny then.

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 310358)
valentines day more like lonely masterbation day

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 311650)
We're looking down on Wayne's basement, but that's not Wayne's basement. Isn't that weird?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 311926)
ENetuohnav: Do you think that it is rad to have alcoholism?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I think that it's rad to have alcoholism.


ENetuohnav: I like to stab homeless people in their fucking spines.
SmarterChild: You like to stab homeless people in their fucking spines? lol.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 312390)
They Might Be Giants
sing some pretty good songs, you know
only fags hate them

>:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 312391)
NO THAT WAS A JOKE, I'M SURE SOME NON-FAGS HATE THEM. :(

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Originally Posted by Sam (Post 312392)
FAGS. >:

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 312398)
Goddamnit :(


Tadao Feb 20th, 2008 11:22 PM

We just had a lunar eclipse in California. All Hail Raptor Jesus!

Esuohlim Feb 20th, 2008 11:30 PM

It got to a point where SmarterChild just became annoyed with me every time I talked to it >:


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