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Let's pretend he has exotic diseases.

I'm trying to decide whether it should be beriberi or guinea worm. Then again, he's in Australasia, so we could always go with kuru.

Dixie

Feb 25th, 2009 09:16 AM

What about all 3?

Dixie

Feb 25th, 2009 09:18 AM

HE SHALL ARISE FROM THE DEEP AS A GREAT LEVIATHAN, DEVOURING ALL WHO ANNOY HIM!
HARK! AND BEWARE THE SILENCE!

Kitsa

Feb 25th, 2009 09:42 AM

that's real conversation for your ass.

Dixie

Feb 25th, 2009 10:05 AM

Maybe he's secretly one of those people with crab hands.

MetalMilitia

Feb 25th, 2009 10:10 AM

A crab people? :eek

Zhukov

Feb 25th, 2009 10:13 AM

It's probably Kuru. Does anyone know how many people he's eaten?

Kitsa

Feb 25th, 2009 10:18 AM

Well, that's why I thought kuru would be most likely.

I'm fairly sure he has some sort of spongiform encephalopathy. I mean, look at him.

Zhukov

Feb 25th, 2009 10:46 AM

Pictures or video? I think you would need video of him shaking before you could give anything more than an educated guess.

pac-man

Feb 25th, 2009 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 615922)

Maybe he's secretly one of those people with crab hands.

Pub Lover, Pub Lover,
Look like crab,
Talk like people.

Kitsa

Feb 25th, 2009 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 615930)

Pictures or video? I think you would need video of him shaking before you could give anything more than an educated guess.

In honor of that comment, I'm going to take everything literally/seriously for the rest of the day.

pac-man

Feb 25th, 2009 11:40 AM

Kill a few hours with this. I know I will.

http://www.etchy.org/

10,000 Volt Ghost

Feb 25th, 2009 02:50 PM

I just woke up at like 2:30 in the afternoon and remembered that I drank for 15 hours straight yesterday only with minor breaks for food intake. I don't plan on being able to function today but I am hungry.

ElPila666

Feb 25th, 2009 03:18 PM

Quote:

This just in… A federal court in Argentina has decriminalized the personal consumption of drugs in that country. According to the court’s ruling, punishing drug users only “creates an avalanche of cases targeting consumers without climbing up in the ladder of [drug] trafficking.”
Last month at a UN meeting in Vienna, Argentina’s Minister of Justice, Aníbal Fernández, said that the policy of punishing drug consumers was a “total failure.”

OMG u guise we're a step closer to legalization of weed, i'm so0 excited :)

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