Saw III - I didn't hate the first two saws, not movies I'd ever watch a second time but they had there moments. Saw I and II try to be psychological thrillers but don't quite work because there kind of stupid, this one drops all pretenses and becomes torture porn, a term that was coined for Hostel which I never thought was fair but is perfect for this movie. An inconsequential plot used only to string together a bunch of torture scenes, some of which are pretty diabolical I'll admit but I'm really not into that so I can't say I enjoyed this film.

Wait, what?

We rented April Fool's Day last night. I'd seen it in Junior High but I forgot how much it sucked.

Spoilers!

- Who names their kid "Muffy"? Is that the only name a spoiled rich girl is allowed to have? -For a plot revolving around a girl (two girls, if you're generous, and three girls if you buy into the plot) who is unnaturally good at drama, the acting is sure pretty terrible. -5 (or 6, don't remember, don't care) college kids go to an island. Four (or five) of the actors are in their 20s and can be acceptable as college kids. One is supposed to be 20 and looks/acts/dresses like someone's mom. - The only halfway scary moment in the movie is completely incongruous and never even explained. - And at the end, NO ONE HAS REALLY DIED. This is especially bad because you've been wanting them all to die since the first two minutes of the movie :( -

That movie is just awful.

Just watched Iron Man this afternoon. I would watch a sequel. I also know nothing about the Iron Man universe.

That was a while ago now, but yeah, Fargo on daytime cable. They didn't edit the shit out of it either.

Dynamite Warrior - Really stupid storyline and ridiculous action but yet I enjoyed this a lot. Thai boxing is the new kung fu.

Mirrors - Exactly as bad as White Noise.

Don't Mess With the Zohan - I still hate Adam Sandler.

The Giant Claw

It's as big as a battleship!!

The Rocketeer

We used to have a Rocketeer game on our PC back in the early 90s, I used to watch my brother playing it

That's very touching.

Saw

I got thirty minutes into it before I said, "no, I don't think I will" and turned it off

One of the most awesome movies ever made. I was debating going as the Rocketeer for Halloween this year.

A.I.:Artificial Intelligence. First time I'd seen it since it was in theaters. Better than I remember.

Silent Hill again.

DETROIT ROCK CITY

IT WAS AWESOME

Zombie Strippers - Not as bad as I thought it would be. Had a few good laughs and at least one decent gross-out (two if you count Jenna Jameson's zombified tits :X).

20 minutes of hairspray- no excessive amount of dancing and whore jokes could ever make zac effron not a douche
Superbad again- still lewd, still wrong, still awesom

Puff Puff Pass - It had it's moments but I don't think I'd rent it again.

The Flight of Dragons. Classic Rankin-Bass.

Dance of the Dead - Not terrible but unremarkable.

pineapple express -- i walked out :( Maybe (probably) it was just the pills but I havent felt this frustrated by any movie ever. They try so hard to be funny the entire time and I only found myself laughing occasionally. I didn't even laugh the first 20 minutes. I just felt embarrassed.

You probably shouldn't have gone then. They weren't going for comedy.

Departed

Rent

Heavy Metal

Dave Chappelle - For what its worth

Punch Drunk Love


I've had strep throat the last few days.

adaptation - this movie is fucking brilliant



same writer and director from being john malkovich, which i also urge all of you to watch