Tan penis
 

Even tho my penis has never been out in the sun, it's tanner then the rest of me. WTF?

Excessive masturbation usually does that to a man.

yeah, friction fucking burns dude.

In before Terra makes another lengthy post full of penis euphemisms.

dickhead :(

No that can't be why because I don't masterbate.

how regulary do you get blowjobs/handjobs from your girlfriend/boyfriend/animal partner/etc?

WE WILL SORT THIS OUT TOGETHER :imock

Maybe you should. It could be the color before the fucking thing rots off, you know.

Otherwise if your a white guy, you need to wash that little fucker. So it's like the same color as the rest of you?

Re: Tan penis
 

It's completely normal. It's to do with pigmentation and slack skin. Next time you have an erection, you may well notice that your penis is paler then when flaccid.

However it could also be a fungal infection, you scumbag.

Has it been near fire? Grilled sausages turn dark if you cook them too long :x

Is it too late to ask for pictures?

God, I hope so.

the penis has a higher blood flow so it gets more melanin. It has nothing to do with sun, it's like how black guys have that purplish discoloration on their elbows. Of course it could mean you need to wash it after rigorous butt sex.

penis pinkening cream

mine is like that to, but i like to hump paint cans.