Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 532062)

Those are tears of joy, aren't they?

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 532065)

I CANNOT EXPERIECNE JOY SO HOW COULD THEY BE ;_;

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 532069)

warning at least 90% of my internet angsty whining is hyperbole and should be discounted

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 532126)

Someone find Willie a good woman please.

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 532078)

just when I thought I had lived that picture down ;<

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 532126)

I want a pic of him smiling while jumping in the air and clicking his heels.

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 532084)

Clowns are not violent, they are retarded and have no place in this world.

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 507559)

This thread violates Section XIV of GADZOOK'S "STARTING NEW THREADS: THE ROOLS AND DROOLS™" and I hearby mark this thread for deletion. >:

But yeah I really want it too but not as much as I really want a sandwich right now. What's your favorite sandwich?

This thread is now about sandwiches.

Thread over, mods please lock.

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 507670)

To the mastermind behind the siphoning of my gas:
Ever hear of Murphy's Law? The silly old admonition that if something wrong can happen, it probably will? Well, maybe you caught a glimpse of the green leaf insignia on my piece-of-shit car. In the odd chance that you did, perhaps you thought to yourself, "hey, I know what that means! It means that the owner of this car has the option to live responsibly toward the environment by using 85% Ethanol fuel!" To suppose further, you may have realized that there was a slim chance that I actually used E85 fuel in my last fill-up, seeing as the nearest public place that offers it is about thirty miles away.

However, it would be rather odd if you were to know that the last time I filled up was in Noblesville in one such location, and that I did in fact opt to save a little money at the expense of a little mileage. With this in mind, I guess I'll confess that I don't really know what a little excess alcohol will do to your car, to make a few baseline assumptions leading to the fact that you, unlike me, do not drive a vehicle designed to ward against ethanol-induced engine corrosion. Maybe nothing will happen because of it, maybe you'll get colon cancer. Time will tell and time is hell, as they say.

So, whatever misfortunes may come, at least you can say to yourself, "Lo, what a cock-sucking asshole I am. I guess I had it coming."

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 532198)

there's more fish in the sea, unfortunately most of them have too high of a mercury content and will slowly kill you

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 532253)

You know, if a lot of people had HOT MONKEY SEX TODAY!! The children would possibly be born around Hallowe'en.

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 532357)

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 532367)

GW can't edit anyway

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 532368)

he can't edit anyway :lol

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 532475)

I'm so cold right now.

Originally Posted by Tadao's sig

We're sowonderfullywonderfullywonderfullywonderfully pretty!

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 532495)

I'm the burning bush, I'm the burning fire
I'm the bleeding volcano
I'm so hot for her, I'm so hot for her
I'm so hot for her and she's so cold

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 532522)

I hope those aren't Neurosis lyrics

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 532564)

I've been up the whole time. >:

I'd be pimping out my NEW WEBSITE THE DOMAIN OF WHICH WILL REMAIN UNDISCLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE if Chojin had given me administrator status before he conked out

I should go to bed now

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 532598)

The Portland protest was lame and epic fail and I'm glad I wasn't associated with it.

the other ones were pretty funny, though. They rickrolled Scientology.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHpjcZNM8_k

also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zVgnX5V-A