I like it when Zomboid or Gadzooks are around, they make every thread be about me.

Well, I thought it was funny.

I liked it. :)

I kinda lold

man fuck that gw he thinks he's funny what a faggot

Whoa dude!, Spaceballs!

Work again...

Oh yeah!
Yeah! She's gotta have soul
Or it won't feel right
Well, just plain, clean, and simple
Wrapped up nice n' tight

And homegrown and down-home, that makes one
Cookin' up that old time, long lost recipe for me. Woo!

It's gettin' hard to find
Guess it ain't hip enough now
You take an average guy, he can't identify, uh
And there's a short supply of her fine, fine stuff

Lemme get on, lemme get on, lemme get on some o' that
Shake it up, bake it up nice, uh!
Lemme get on, lemme get on, lemme get on all that
I so love my baby's poundcake

Homegrown and down-home, yeah that's the one
Still cookin' with that old time, long lost recipe

Lemme get on some o' that
Uh-ah uh-ho ho
Uh-ah uh-ho ho. I want some o' that
Uh-ah uh-ho ho. Gimme some o' that
Uh-ah uh-ho ho-ow!

(Guitar Solo)

Ooh, got some real fine pound...poundcake. Ah

I've been out there
Tried a little bit of everything
But it's all sex without love
I found the real thing is poundcake

Homegrown and down-home, yeah that's the one
Still cookin' with that old time, long lost recipe, yeah. Woo!
She's down-home and down-home. Oh, that's my woman

Gimme some o' that
Uh-ah uh-ho ho
Uh-ah uh-ho ho. Lemme hold that
Uh-ah uh-ho ho. Uh!
Uh-ah uh-ho ho

Homegrown and down-home, woo! Come on babe
Gimme some o' that, gimme some o' that
Homegrown, way down-home. Yeah!
Uh-ah uh-ho ho, yeah, gimme some o' that. Woo!
C'mon baby
Homegrown, homegrown, down-home
Uh-ho ho

OOH.
Cake. I was supposed to make cake....

It's never to late to make cake

especially POUNDCAKE

So my friend told me her boyfriend got a yeast infection. His reasoning was that he drinks too much yuengling beer. I called bullshit but this guy is sticking to that answer.

50,000 watts of power
And it's pushin' overload
The beast is ready to devour
All the metal they can hold
Rockin' overload
Start to explode

IT'S YOUR ONE-WAY TICKET TO MIDNIGHT

CALL IT HEAVY METAL.

I go to sleep by six pm. :(

Weeeell, I pass out. But that counts, right?

I would like nude photos from each of you! :orgasm

GET ON THAT RIGHT AWAY!

:lol

FUCK YOU PUB =(

my nose looks so huge when i make angry faces :x

YOU LOOK LIKE A PROBISCUS MONKEY! :eek

IA M :eek

AHH! ANGRY NOSE!

i didn't know what PROBISCUS meant 'til i googled it and not only are you a JERK, but you spelled it wrong >:

:lol

my parents swear i never broke my nose, but i'm pretty sure i did :(

Oh man, I know! It's the vowels that always get me. If I pronounced words probably instead of with a fake English accent I think I'd be able to spell. :(

:eek

it was probably them then

jk bby ily tho ferreal

wobzier nah my daddy made it pretty clear when he hit me :'(

I respect that. I think I'm going to be the kind of dad that only hits kids in their sleep

unless your serious. then you know. sorry and all that

depending on wut you mean by hit, i'd have to say the same D:

nah lol, he tried to fight me one time, it was pretty scary, he's like 4 times my size :lol

UH OH! ;)

always with the crying children liquid.

i was gonna post a child abuse poster but that was good 'nuff

there's this billboard in town that has a crying kids face on it, with stuff like 'YOU'RE A FAILURE, SHUT UP, I HATE YOU, YOU RUINED MY LIFE, I'M GONNA HIT YOU' etc written all over his face, it's pretty funny :(

is it an add for sharpie markers?

...searcytrainings.com/_uimages/PUB9.jpg? :eek

hahaha :eek

like you'll ever have kids to beat :rolleyes

oh. they would have to be mine?

Don't you people eat your children?

No no your thinking of hampsters, not people. Easy mistake to make

if it's a girl maybe

D:

Yay, i finished my ironing!

FAMILYS COMING OVER GUYS

tell them we said hi

man I'm supposed to be the resident jewnose

I demand my satisfaction

i got the curly hair you better watch out

[07:14] this horse NOISE: i was watching a video about denmark
[07:14] PublicPubLoather: Happiest place on earth
[07:14] this horse NOISE: and they said they're the happiest place to live because everyone has low expectations in life
[07:14] this horse NOISE: that doesn't seem like it should count ;(
[07:15] PublicPubLoather: I have really low expectations and I still fail to meet them,
[07:15] this horse NOISE: :lol
[07:15] this horse NOISE: not low enough i guess :x
[07:17] PublicPubLoather: They are pretty fucking low. :(
[07:17] this horse NOISE: hahaha
[07:17] this horse NOISE: :(
[07:17] this horse NOISE: how low can you go? D:
[07:19] PublicPubLoather: Today I hope not to cry, die, or masturbate furiously while I look at dicks.
[07:19] this horse NOISE: hahahahahhaha
[07:20] this horse NOISE: me too :<

me too

the me too part was wrong im i swear :eek

Yeah, it originally said "oh noes, i've already done two of those today! :eek"

...at the same time. :eek

I can't hodl the gun if one hands on my dick and the otehrs tickelin' my balls :x

I actually opened photoshop when I had the idea of wanking with a gun, but I really don't know what the hell I was thinking of making.

Immortal Goat looks a little Jewie if you ask me :\

I just upgraded opera and they've moved the new tab button and I keep flicking my wrist in the wrong direction and having a moment of minor confusion. :(

..

I know you love to sing that song, but maybe it'd be less gay if you waited for someone else to post.

you can't win a race if you wait for the competition to catch up :rolleyes

If you're trying to win that thread, you're lagging pretty bad yourself.

okay hare

You double and triple post in there all the time, and I still have double your posts. Give it up.

i only started caring like a week ago compared to you who've cared since birth ;_;

How did I care about the internet before it was invented?

it was made before you were born, doofus

While the origins of the Internet go back as far as the late 1960s with the ARPANET project, the "Internet" as we know it today wasn't accessible to the public until the early 80s.

EDIT: Ooops, I mean

:pagebrak

he didn't say accessible internet :x

Actually I just looked on wikipedia and it wasn't commercially available until the late 80s. :eek

edits :'(

yeah but the internet internet was made in the early 70s by the gov'ment i thought, but i dont fo sho :O

i guess i was thinkin the arpanet nvm

either way shut up pub

I don't mind shutting up, because I was being silly, but then I was right and oh man, no thanks.

:lol wudoin? :eek

Hey so this year is the Internet's 20th birthday. I guess that would explain all the porn :/

I took so long formatting text badly that I thought you'd've posted several times, but you didn't post at all and I was mad at myself for not checking.

ARE YOU HIGH, DANNY?

YEAH KINDA D;

PLAYING IN FRUITY LOOPS 8]

You don't get a much warmer greeting than being shot with "flaming balls".

I like the model pose baby :lol

The CRIMEZ rule is still in effect, and you're breaking it right now, Mister. >:

oh my god guys jeff dunham is on this guy is so funny


:hick

Is that the puppet guy

GAY

Don't you mean "Gay, on a stick"?

why aren't you gusy awake? ;'(

NO YOU SHUT UP

MAKE ME :@

i'm awake, i'm at work >:

haha dang, where do you work? :x