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Schimid Nov 16th, 2003 02:07 PM

Why don't you just go kill yourself? Seriously.

Rongi Nov 16th, 2003 02:07 PM

Excellent.

Marilyn666 Nov 16th, 2003 02:19 PM

Once I help destroy I will. But I havn't even killed anyone yet.

Gurlugon Nov 16th, 2003 02:21 PM

How did you get that many posts? APPROPRIATEEMOTICONM

Schimid Nov 16th, 2003 02:21 PM

You killed Professor Cool (From General Blabber)

That should be good enough.

Marilyn666 Nov 16th, 2003 02:25 PM

That may be, but that wasn't creative enough. For example:
cutting someones stomach open, putting fish hooks into their back, connecting the hooks to the garage dorr. open the garage door and than watch their guts fall out. Creative killing like that.

Gurlugon Nov 16th, 2003 02:26 PM

Kinky.

Esuohlim Nov 16th, 2003 05:10 PM

WHEN I KILL SOMEONE, I'M GOING TO HACK AT THEIR NECK WITH A CARROT UNTIL THEIR HEAD FALLS OFF.

Spooky Nov 16th, 2003 05:55 PM

If you kill people, you'll go to hell.

Also, if you've ever looked at any dutch porn website, you're probably going to hell.

HickMan Nov 16th, 2003 07:25 PM

DANG

Jesus fucking Christ, Marilyn. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WHINEY LITTLE POEM WRITING GOOD FOR NOTHING FLAT CHESTED GOTH GIRL. I don't want to see another post of yours again.

The >: emoticon can't show the anger that I feel right now, so time to take out the big guns... :boot I MEAN :explode

Nerd Nov 16th, 2003 07:37 PM

MOCK WARS >:

Evil Robot Nov 16th, 2003 07:43 PM

HI EVERYBODY! tHIS IS MY FIRST POST IN THIS THREAD SO HOPE YOU ALL......... IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU, MARYLIN666. I CAN INTERNET ARGUE TEN TIMES FASTER THEN YOU.

Perndog Nov 17th, 2003 12:52 AM

She can't be flat chested, she said during her last round of idiocy (last month or so) that she's fat like 90% of teenage goth girls, so she's at least got rolls on her chest. ;)

Professor Cool Nov 17th, 2003 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schimid
You killed Professor Cool (From General Blabber)

That should be good enough.

No protoclown did, out of mercy.

That bitch couldn't kill her way out of a wet paper bag.

Sicktodeathmx Nov 17th, 2003 01:28 AM

:lol

Spectre X Nov 17th, 2003 02:49 AM

MARYLIN666!? MORE LIKE CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK!!!!!!

ass fucktard damn ******

Marilyn666 Nov 18th, 2003 05:48 PM

No, I'm actually not that flat chested, but that has nothing to do with anything. Of coarse I could kill some one, and I will one day. I want to go to hell. And I actually never said that I write poetry.

Esuohlim Nov 18th, 2003 07:01 PM

I WANT TO GO TO HELL AND HAVE SEX WITH SATAN.

I HOPE SATAN LIKES FLAT CHESTS. :(

AW, HE'S SATAN! HE'LL UNDERSTAND. :)

jin Nov 18th, 2003 07:50 PM

Darling, what makes you think Satan will give a shit about you?

You'll just be another whiny goth kiddie in hell, i doubt even lucifer wants another one of you down there.

"Buy a barbie doll and go back to elementary school."

Anonymous Nov 18th, 2003 07:53 PM

No, I'm actually not that flat chested, but that has nothing to do with anything. Of coarse I could kill some one, and I will one day. I want to go to hell. And I actually never said that I write poetry.

Schimid Nov 18th, 2003 07:55 PM

OK? OK! (Beauty and the Beast) - DJ DOC

[chorus]
Tonight, just the two of us party party!
With a premonition of happiness, party!
Feeling the love, party party!
Till the break of dawn.

When I first saw you, your sexiness floored me
You were nice and dazzling
Aww, yeah, I wanna give you everything
Us guys gotta know about women's sexiness

Tonight I wanna party with just you
without interruption
I want to know you, and have you
If you just say it's OK

I'm a slave to the opposite sex
Ideals are useless meddling
Even if our love's forbidden
I can't let you go
This night won't happen again
A conversation caused by chance
A quick shiver through my body
You've already entered my world
Don't run away, there's nowhere to go
I'll set you free with my love

[chorus]

Now I know, I understand
I wanna tell you how sexy you looked
I'm not happy with anyone else
We don't need personality, imagination, or reason now
One, two, three baby
Our, our party
A party for just the two of us
Now I know what love is
Come on baby
I trust you

Imagination is aimless wandering
Personality is just showing off without substance
Refined elegance comes first
Opportunites don't repeat themselves
I'm not myself
I'm looking for myself in you
I'm within firing distance
Pulling back Cupid's arrow

Don't run away, there's nowhere to go
I'll set you free with my love
Don't move, don't turn away
I'll set you free with my love

[chorus]

Jeanette X Nov 18th, 2003 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marilyn666
That may be, but that wasn't creative enough. For example:
cutting someones stomach open, putting fish hooks into their back, connecting the hooks to the garage dorr. open the garage door and than watch their guts fall out. Creative killing like that.

Oooh Chuckles, you're scaaaaarrrryy! :lol

Pub Lover Nov 18th, 2003 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doopa
No, I'm actually not that flat chested, but that has nothing to do with anything. Of coarse I could kill some one, and I will one day. I want to go to hell. And I actually never said that I write poetry.

Why is that so much cooler than this:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Marilyn666
No, I'm actually not that flat chested, but that has nothing to do with anything. Of coarse I could kill some one, and I will one day. I want to go to hell. And I actually never said that I write poetry.

I must have some crazy bias. :rolleyes

Marilyn666 Nov 19th, 2003 05:41 PM

Actually I'm not like all the goths. I probably have only one firend, but maybe not.

Esuohlim Nov 19th, 2003 06:06 PM

THERE IS HOPE FOR YOU YET MARILYN. BUT MAYBE NOT.


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