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Big McLargehuge Mar 24th, 2004 01:52 PM

I GET HOME FROM A LONG HARD DAY AT THE FACTORY AND YOU EXPECT ME TO NOTICE YOUR HAIR? I CAN HARDLEY STAND, YOU TRY OPERATIING A HYDRAULIC PRESS FOR 10 HOURS A DAY AND SEE IF YOU STILL ARE AWAKE ENOUGH TO NOTICE YOUR HAIR >:

Sam Mar 24th, 2004 01:54 PM

OH I SEE, YOU'RE NOT AWAKE ENOUGH TO NOTICE MY HAIR, BUT YOU ARE AWAKE ENOUGH TO DRILL A PILLOW FOR A HALF HOUR BEFORE I TELL YOU THAT I'M OVER HERE, READY FOR YOUR 30 SECONDS OF MAGIC >:

Big McLargehuge Mar 24th, 2004 01:56 PM

30 SECONDS? FUNNY, IT SEEMED TO LAST ALOT LONGER THAN THAT WITH YOUR SISTER, AND YOUR HAIRDRESSER. OH YEAH, DID I FORGET TO MENTION PEGGY, YOUR BEST FRIEND FROM HIGHSCHOOL? >:

Sam Mar 24th, 2004 01:57 PM

YOU ARE SUCH A PIG! I HOPE YOU LIKE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH! :throwallyourstuffoutofthebedroom,slamthedoorandlo ckit

ScruU2wice Mar 24th, 2004 01:59 PM

Yo pops, im heading out for the night, i don't know when im gonna be back...

Big McLargehuge Mar 24th, 2004 02:00 PM

*knocks on door* come on baby, you know i was just joking. I love you honey :(

EDIT: DAMNIT CAN'T YOU SEE YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE TALKING >:

ScruU2wice Mar 24th, 2004 02:01 PM

Ummm dad I'm taking your car, ummm yea ok

:runsoutdooranddrivesoff

Sam Mar 24th, 2004 02:02 PM

WELL, HE'S JUST LIKE HIS FATHER, ALWAYS LEAVING WHENEVER I'M ABOUT TO END MY MISERABLE EXISTANCE. I SWEAR I'LL DO IT THIS TIME, I HAVE A WHOLE BOTTLE OF TYLENOL! :tear

ScruU2wice Mar 24th, 2004 02:04 PM

Oh mom i forgot can i get a couple of dollars for gas and other stuff...

Big McLargehuge Mar 24th, 2004 02:05 PM

Oh baby come on, you know you dont want to do that. Just unlock the door, I'll make it all better.

liquidstatik Mar 24th, 2004 02:06 PM

just a few more days until im ungrounded!~

Big McLargehuge Mar 24th, 2004 02:06 PM

YOU GET OVER RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH :GRABSSONBYSHIRT

Sam Mar 24th, 2004 02:06 PM

WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOUR FATHER? OH WAIT I FORGOT HE ISN'T YOUR FATHER I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HIS BARBER. >:

ScruU2wice Mar 24th, 2004 02:06 PM

guys, i really need some dough i'm hanging out with sally tonight and she wants some we... i mean cake...

Big McLargehuge Mar 24th, 2004 02:08 PM

THANK GOD THAT LITTLE SHIT ISN'T MINE. HE LISTENS TO LIMP BISKIT >:

Matt Harty Mar 24th, 2004 02:09 PM

STOP SUCKING EACH OTHERS COCKS BEFORE THEY FALL OFF >:

ScruU2wice Mar 24th, 2004 02:12 PM

Shutup you assfaces, im not the dead beat who isn't paying for the asian hooker he knocked up. Oh yeah i saw the papers...

I'm sick of living here just as soon as you give me my gas and dru.. cake money i'm leaving forever >:

Big McLargehuge Mar 24th, 2004 02:13 PM

GIVE ME MY KEYS BEFORE I TAN YOUR HIDE

Big McLargehuge Mar 24th, 2004 02:17 PM

IS IT STILL BREATHING? NOPE I THINK MATT KILLED IT.

Sam Mar 24th, 2004 02:19 PM

:boot

A COW CAN BANG A ROOSTER AND MAKE CHICKEN PARMIGANA.

ScruU2wice Mar 24th, 2004 02:19 PM

That's it screw you guys i'm going to live my dreams as a rap star in the hood, see you crackaz lata, this nigga be bouncin, bizotch!

Big McLargehuge Mar 24th, 2004 02:22 PM

YOU ARE NOT BLACK >:

ScruU2wice Mar 24th, 2004 02:24 PM

What the hell...

My dreams are crushed again :tear

Sam Mar 24th, 2004 02:24 PM

YES HE IS BLACK, JUST LIKE HIS FATHER. :rolleyes

Big McLargehuge Mar 24th, 2004 02:27 PM

YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO OUR PURE RACE. YOU CAN HAVE THE TRAILER I AM OUT >:

Sam Mar 24th, 2004 02:29 PM

YOU CAN'T LEAVE I'M PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD WHO WILL SUPPORT US? OUR SON WITH DREAMS OF BECOMMING A RAPPER? OH SURE, MAYBE HE WILL (INSERT PLOT ELEMENTS FROM "8 Mile" HERE) AND PERHAPS GET SIGNED TO A DEAL AND BECOME RICH, BUT THAT'S NOT VERY LIKELY.

Big McLargehuge Mar 24th, 2004 02:33 PM

HOLD ON, I'LL GO GET THE COAT HANGER

Sam Mar 24th, 2004 02:38 PM

:lol I LOSE

Gurlugon Mar 24th, 2004 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sajuuk, like, yesterday
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gurlugon
Your sig is from some lolicon hentai manga, isn't it, Sajuuk?

Yes, I'm not afraid to admit it. :picklehat Even though John ASShcroft wants to make it illegal and also even though I'm 4 years too young to view it. >:

Fag.

Big McLargehuge Mar 24th, 2004 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gurlugon
AND I CAN'T HELP BUT KEEP PROVING IT.


PILLOWFIGHT Mar 24th, 2004 04:27 PM

*LOOKS IN* *BACKS AWAy* :lol

Gurlugon Mar 24th, 2004 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gurlugon
AND I CAN'T HELP BUT KEEP PROVING IT.


You forgot the bold. :(

Big McLargehuge Mar 24th, 2004 04:35 PM

YOU FORGOT TO STFU

ScruU2wice Mar 24th, 2004 04:38 PM

Dedication...

Big McLargehuge Mar 24th, 2004 04:39 PM

I WONT LET THIS DIE

camacazio Mar 24th, 2004 08:07 PM

You people are seriously in need of family counseling.

Or a death in the family.

The Retro Kat Mar 24th, 2004 08:15 PM

Whoa, sorry, I know I've been gone for the last couple days, but I just got done masturbating, so what's up guyz?

camacazio Mar 24th, 2004 08:29 PM

I feel as though I have no way to contribute to this thread anymore. :(

Big McLargehuge Mar 24th, 2004 08:33 PM

JUST EMULATE ALL THOSE CONTRIBUTIONS YOU MADE IN THE PAST :rolleyes

Matt Harty Mar 24th, 2004 08:33 PM

BUMP

Big McLargehuge Mar 24th, 2004 08:37 PM

thanks for that bump ;)

Matt Harty Mar 24th, 2004 08:40 PM

I'll bump you anytime ;)

Big McLargehuge Mar 24th, 2004 08:42 PM

BUMP ;)

Matt Harty Mar 24th, 2004 08:47 PM

GOTA GO PLAY VID GAME KBYE!; d:

Big McLargehuge Mar 24th, 2004 08:48 PM

IT IS OK I WAS DONE FIVE MINUTES AGO ANYWAY ;)

camacazio Mar 24th, 2004 08:58 PM

Contribution.

executioneer Mar 24th, 2004 10:07 PM

i'll bump YOU >:

-willie

Big McLargehuge Mar 24th, 2004 10:47 PM

ARE YOU COMING ON TO ME? >:

ScruU2wice Mar 24th, 2004 11:34 PM

I would... ;)

Big McLargehuge Mar 25th, 2004 12:00 AM

;(

ScruU2wice Mar 25th, 2004 12:12 AM

this is your house now big, you are the only one who can weild its extraordinary powers now...

Mike Mar 25th, 2004 12:22 AM

I need:

Verb
Noun
Noun
Plural noun
Adjective
Plural noun
Plural noun
Verb ending in -ing
Verb
Noun
A large number
A profession or status (i.e. butcher or son)
Noun
Adverb
Verb
Noun
Plural noun
Past-tense verb
Adjective
Noun

ScruU2wice Mar 25th, 2004 12:30 AM

try fittin Doggie style in for all of them...

Big McLargehuge Mar 25th, 2004 12:37 AM

I would like to belive what you said scru, but willie has the keys to this house. YOU CAN'T BE GIVIN OUT KEYS TO SOMEBODY ELSES HOUSE >:

ScruU2wice Mar 25th, 2004 12:44 AM

didn't you see that one episode of sienfeld... :rolleyes

ScruU2wice Mar 25th, 2004 01:23 AM

in soviet russia thread bumps you :hypno

Mike Mar 25th, 2004 01:32 AM

This is so Doggie style!!

To Doggie style, or not to Doggie style, -- that is the Doggie style;
Whether 'tis nobler in the Doggie style to suffer
The slings and Doggie style of Doggie style fortune,
Or to take Doggie style against a sea of Doggie style,
And by Doggie style end them. To die, -- to Doggie style, --
No more; and by a Doggie style to say we end
The Doggie style and the Doggie style natural shocks
That flesh is Doggie style to,-- 'tis a Doggie style
Doggie style to be wish'd. To die, --- to Doggie style,--
To Doggie style! perchance to Doggie style! ay, there's the Doggie style;
For in that Doggie style of death what Doggie style may come
When we have Doggie style off this Doggie style coil,
Must give us Doggie style....

Matt Harty Mar 25th, 2004 10:00 AM

IS LIQUID UNGROUNDED YET IM BORED??!?!

ScruU2wice Mar 25th, 2004 04:13 PM

i think he get's ungrounded in april :(

Big McLargehuge Mar 25th, 2004 05:11 PM

hurray

Sam Mar 25th, 2004 05:34 PM

I'M JUST A SQUIRREL TRYIN TO GET A NUT. >:

Big McLargehuge Mar 25th, 2004 05:36 PM

kitten092601: what is your favorite candy or dessert item?
BiggieMclargeguy: Cheese cake >: jerk

kitten092601: I tried Kelly's cheesecake the other night - it was ok

kitten092601: not my favorite!

kitten092601: I would have to say ice creams wins that one!

BiggieMclargeguy: ice cream is a bunch of homos at a turkish bath
giving each other back rubs >:

Sam Mar 25th, 2004 05:38 PM

ScruU2wice: yo
Switch Dingo: HEY
*** ScruU2wice signed off at Thu Mar 25 14:40:57 2004.

Big McLargehuge Mar 25th, 2004 05:39 PM

BiggieMclargeguy: stop liking ice cream
BiggieMclargeguy: lol stop licking ice cream

Sam Mar 25th, 2004 05:41 PM

BiggieMclargeguy: OMG
BiggieMclargeguy: I was in the Sunshine Kids when i was a child :(
Switch Dingo: what's taht?
BiggieMclargeguy: it was a singing group :( and we danced
Switch Dingo: did you do coreographed dances talking about the Rain Forest?
BiggieMclargeguy: No, but we dressed up in bright yellow cowboy outfits :(
Switch Dingo: LOL =( I'm sorry
Switch Dingo: I think that would be traumatizing
BiggieMclargeguy: MY dad made me watch a video of it the last time i went home :(
Switch Dingo: LOL
Switch Dingo: did he laugh in your face
BiggieMclargeguy: He showed it to all of my friends :(
Switch Dingo: did they laugh in your face
BiggieMclargeguy: yeah
Switch Dingo: I'm sorry
Switch Dingo: That's why I stay at home
Switch Dingo: so my parents won't miss making fun of me
BiggieMclargeguy: Parents are mean >:
BiggieMclargeguy: they are always telling me what to do >:
Switch Dingo: LOL KILL THEM =(
BiggieMclargeguy: But then they'd be sad :(
Switch Dingo: Not if you killed them both at the same time :rolleyes
BiggieMclargeguy: oh, YOU GOT ME THERE LOL

Big McLargehuge Mar 25th, 2004 05:44 PM

BiggieMclargeguy: i am not a homo i don't save all my aim conversations
kitten092601: what?
BiggieMclargeguy: only homos save their aim conversations :-(
kitten092601: ok - where did that come from?
BiggieMclargeguy: homos

Sam Mar 25th, 2004 05:58 PM

I can't help it, it saves automatically. :(

Big McLargehuge Mar 25th, 2004 05:59 PM

So your computer automatically detects that you are a homo and takes a homo action for you?

Sam Mar 25th, 2004 06:05 PM

:(
I got nothing.

Big McLargehuge Mar 25th, 2004 07:22 PM

Hey baby do you like it when i BUMP you like that?

The Retro Kat Mar 25th, 2004 10:27 PM

Switch Dingo: I BETTER FOIL YOU AND SEE THROUGH YOUR HIGH PRODUCTION VALUES COSTUIME
Super Retro Guy: LIEK, SHUT UP, I BET SOMETIMES YOU SLEEP ON YOUR ARM
Switch Dingo: YAJ SO WHAT
Switch Dingo signed off at 9:30:20 PM.
Super Retro Guy: LIEK, OMG
Previous message was not received by Switch Dingo because of error: User Switch Dingo is not available.

executioneer Mar 25th, 2004 10:50 PM

lol butch cassidy and the sunshine kids :lol

-willie

The Retro Kat Mar 25th, 2004 10:50 PM

LIEK, HOW BOUT THAT OC?

executioneer Mar 25th, 2004 11:07 PM



HOW BOUT IT

-willie

HickMan Mar 25th, 2004 11:13 PM

:lol

Mike Mar 25th, 2004 11:33 PM

Nevermind.

The Retro Kat Mar 25th, 2004 11:41 PM

Holy shit, that has to be the coolest radio evar.

The Retro Kat Mar 25th, 2004 11:43 PM

PutYourToeInYou: I'LL TELL. AND THEN PUNCH YOU INTO A TARSH CAN
PutYourToeInYou: :<
Super Retro Guy: ILL FEED YOU AND ACORN
PutYourToeInYou: I HATE YOU WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY
Super Retro Guy: I HATE YOU WHEN UR DRUNK
Previous message was not received by PutYourToeInYou because of error: User PutYourToeInYou is not available.

Super Retro Guy: DAMMIT, FOILED AGAIN
Previous message was not received by PutYourToeInYou because of error: User PutYourToeInYou is not available.


That sonofabitch, i love you

HickMan Mar 26th, 2004 12:32 AM

I LOUVE YOU

ScruU2wice Mar 26th, 2004 12:47 AM

no one's on right now beside me and retro :(

The Retro Kat Mar 26th, 2004 12:57 AM

Bobo is on.

Matt Harty Mar 26th, 2004 10:27 AM

If you mix green and pink gum it makes orange. :/

ScruU2wice Mar 26th, 2004 12:28 PM

I need to read another half a chapter in the Great Gatsby and i absolutely hate it :(

camacazio Mar 26th, 2004 12:31 PM

I really liked that book. I loved reading it, but I absolutely hated the "stylistic analysis" that followed. That part was bullshit.

Matt Harty Mar 26th, 2004 02:00 PM

I remember watching the movie in class and hearing the girls shriek when the woman basically got split in half by the car.

HickMan Mar 26th, 2004 02:34 PM

cool

Matt Harty Mar 26th, 2004 02:40 PM

Hi

Big McLargehuge Mar 26th, 2004 03:30 PM

Hey dudes, what is going on in here?

ScruU2wice Mar 26th, 2004 04:28 PM

some bumping

HickMan Mar 26th, 2004 04:39 PM

PutYourToeInYou: HEY
PutYourToeInYou: HEY
PutYourToeInYou: SHUT UP
PutYourToeInYou: SHUT UP
PutYourToeInYou: NO
PutYourToeInYou: NO
PutYourToeInYou: I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP
PutYourToeInYou: I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP
PutYourToeInYou: NOBODY LIKES A COPYCAT
PutYourToeInYou: NOBODY LIKES A COPYCAT
PutYourToeInYou: :<
PutYourToeInYou: :<
PutYourToeInYou: FAG
PutYourToeInYou: FAG

Big McLargehuge Mar 26th, 2004 05:13 PM

YOu know what? It has been a while since i BUMPED.

Big McLargehuge Mar 26th, 2004 05:18 PM

PutYourToeInYou: you gash dangit doofus butt :<
BiggieMclargeguy: THOSE ARE STRONG WORDS
PutYourToeInYou: I KANO
BiggieMclargeguy: you should be careflul running around with words like that
BiggieMclargeguy: youc ould trip and break your face
PutYourToeInYou: that's true :(
PutYourToeInYou: but i just cant help it :(. i'm a bad boy
BiggieMclargeguy: do you have a leather jacket and smoke Malboros?
PutYourToeInYou: i have asthma :( but i drink beer
BiggieMclargeguy: i dont know if bad dudes are allowed to have asthma you might have to get that cleared with the board
BiggieMclargeguy: But beer is a bad dudes drink
BiggieMclargeguy: you should try whiskey
PutYourToeInYou signed off at 3:18:27 PM.


I AM BEGGINING TO DOUBT JUST HOW BAD YOU ARE.

The Retro Kat Mar 26th, 2004 11:45 PM

BONES

Big McLargehuge Mar 27th, 2004 01:30 AM

I LIKE MY BONES WHEN THEY GO BUMP

camacazio Mar 27th, 2004 02:03 AM

A friend of mine, with a couple other friends, put on a play for her senior project. I went tonight. As a good friend, I said it was good.

Long story short, I have to go see it again tomorrow. :(

da blob Mar 27th, 2004 08:03 AM

so it's THAT bad ?

Matt Harty Mar 27th, 2004 01:10 PM

I saw Jersey Girl last night. :(

Snatchtastic Mar 27th, 2004 03:58 PM

.
 
Was it a good movie?

Matt Harty Mar 27th, 2004 04:15 PM

Yeah I really liked it, I think that means i'm gay. :/

Cap'n Crunch Mar 27th, 2004 04:41 PM

Shut up we don't talk to fags. >:


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