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Tadao Sep 29th, 2008 09:25 PM


pac-man Sep 29th, 2008 09:34 PM

It's got dandruff.

Asila Sep 29th, 2008 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 582959)
Shit! You're not supposed to call me on it!

:lol I knew I had to lose it sometime

Tadao Sep 29th, 2008 09:46 PM

I need bare tit pics to entice me. I won't share, you can trust me.

Pub Lover Sep 29th, 2008 09:55 PM

Hey, I want in on that too. :(

Tadao Sep 29th, 2008 09:59 PM

I can share. I want the left one! I shall call it Linda.

wobzire Sep 29th, 2008 10:12 PM

Tadao your back! How was the meth binge?

Tadao Sep 29th, 2008 10:16 PM

Dude! I wrecked the car and had to run down the highway from the cops!

pac-man Sep 29th, 2008 10:17 PM

CIG FTW

Tadao Sep 29th, 2008 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 583042)
I'm not very interested in JackOfAllTrade's mother. What I am interested in, is living out my vile fantasies with the aid of his lumpy form. Oh, how I dream about his gasps for air as I pull the stockings tighter and tighter around his pale throat. His noodle-like arms would be flailing around, slapping up against my sweat and vomit soaked pant leg. I'd take good care of JackOfAllTrades too. I'd wash him and sleep with him and make love to him every night, even after I have to wrap his body in plastic tarps to keep it all together.

In my spare time I also enjoy building model airplanes and gardening.:eek

:rolleyes

Don't you see? Don't you get it? What gets under Jakes skin the most? People talking about his mom in a sexual manner. Get with the program.

The Leader Sep 29th, 2008 10:33 PM

I don't do things to please you. I do them because I am compelled.

Tadao Sep 29th, 2008 10:35 PM

Compelled to gay up shit.

The Leader Sep 29th, 2008 10:35 PM

I might though, if you play your cards right.

Yeah, that too.

Tadao Sep 29th, 2008 10:37 PM

Might what? Not be so gay? I don't think you can.

wobzire Sep 29th, 2008 10:38 PM

Joats mom could compell him to not be so gay.

The Leader Sep 29th, 2008 10:38 PM

Would you like to find out?

pac-man Sep 29th, 2008 10:40 PM

I think somebody wants a red "X" over their avatar.

Tadao Sep 29th, 2008 10:41 PM

YOU'RE GAY YOU GAY GAYING GAY LOVING GAYGAY!

The Leader Sep 29th, 2008 10:42 PM

I've come to terms with that.

Tadao Sep 29th, 2008 10:44 PM

HELP!
HELP!
I'M BEING GAYED AT!

The Leader Sep 29th, 2008 10:46 PM

Like you're not used to it.

Tadao Sep 29th, 2008 10:48 PM

:(

Asila Sep 29th, 2008 10:59 PM

Linda really? My left tit's a waffle house waitress with a voice box?

Pub Lover Sep 29th, 2008 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 583070)
I still have a ton of them dateing from just before The Dark and up to Ice Age. I was gonna sell them, but I don't want to step foot into those stores anymore and have some sweaty geek try to tell me my cards are worth 1/4 of what I want.

Yeah, you get your full sweaty geek quota here. :(

Pub Lover Sep 29th, 2008 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 583076)
Linda really? My left tit's a waffle house waitress with a voice box?

It means pretty. :(


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