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pac-man Nov 5th, 2008 02:56 AM

I was debating between watching that with my roommates or going to the bar. Went to the bar. Glad I didn't miss anything.

Fathom Zero Nov 5th, 2008 08:11 AM

dude wtf our president's black and shit.

Dixie Nov 5th, 2008 09:07 AM

My cats ate my lamb kabob.
:(
Bad kitties.

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 11:58 AM

I'M IN LOVE, GUYS :(


didn't think I'd ever find anyone worth a shit :(

Esuohlim Nov 5th, 2008 12:22 PM

FUCK YOU GUS

:CRY

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 12:25 PM

Would it make you feel worse if I told you that she was gunning for me at the get-go?

Anyway we'll both probably be miserable once she gets bored of me :(

Tadao Nov 5th, 2008 12:34 PM

Wait, is this the same girl from before? I forget what the problem was.

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 12:42 PM

Before, as in when? She's replacing another girl that I feel like shit for ditching (even if I did it as nicely as I possibly could).

Anyway, she's just plain better than me in every single way, shape, or form, who's one of those awesome girls who for some insane reason thinks that guys wouldn't be into them

On the positive side, the boyfriend that I'm replacing is a piece of shit of a worthless, fat slug that I'm pissed at for both treating her like crap and then dumping her

But then that means my job from this point forward is to convince her that she can do better than either one of us :(

Esuohlim Nov 5th, 2008 12:51 PM

Post her picture I want to see her boobs

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 12:57 PM


Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 01:00 PM

And that's just for you, I'm ripping that shit right off of the internet pretty damned soon

SO SAVE IT NOW, PUB

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 01:01 PM

who isn't here to see it :(


He's just gonna die when he realizes that he missed it :(

liquidstatik Nov 5th, 2008 01:12 PM

i saved it for him ;)

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 01:13 PM

Ida pm'd it to him, I'm not heartless

isn't she a little old for you to save?

liquidstatik Nov 5th, 2008 01:14 PM

i saved it for him

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 01:14 PM

And now he's joined us anyway, so everything's hunky-dory

Esuohlim Nov 5th, 2008 01:14 PM

Why is she hugging a Christian gravestone

Pale skin + dark hair = my type = fuck you gus :(

ARE HER EYES CROSSED >:

liquidstatik Nov 5th, 2008 01:15 PM

she's also a little too faceless and her open crotch is being hidden by a cross :(

RaNkeri Nov 5th, 2008 01:15 PM

Holy shit, it's Matt Murdock! Run Gus RUN!

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 592158)
Why is she hugging a Christian gravestone

Pale skin + dark hair = my type = fuck you gus :(

She's a jew and thought it would be funny

She's the star swimmer on her team, loves Iron Maiden and laughs at horror movies with me

I don't wanna like someone this much :(

Pub Lover Nov 5th, 2008 01:17 PM

She is cute. I like the whole 'lack of face' in a woman. ;)

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 01:22 PM

At least I showed you more than Esuohlim did of his megacrush



Aaaaaaaaaaand it's gone. :(

RaNkeri Nov 5th, 2008 01:26 PM

I can still see it :/

Pub Lover Nov 5th, 2008 01:27 PM

Could you replace that red x with a sketch of the photograph? With Hitchcock standing behind her with his hand on her shoulder? All paternal like.

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 01:28 PM

Actually, I like the sound of that


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