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Wow, I looked at the backup threads... that is some fucked up shit you did to some of those people. Albeit that's probably not the worst, you guys are harsh... I think I might like this forum a hell of a lot more now

faith and begorrah

there's not an irish priest emoticon, but I'm sure you can imagine one

And we care a lot about that. Please tell all your faggot manga japanophiliac friends to stop by.

Oh god don't encourage it

unlike me, they have lives tadao... but thanks for the offer. when they decide to turn their computers back on I'll let them know

You talk too much.

and you talk too little

:lol

night ladies of I-mock

I DON'T LIKE BABIES

Fuzzy bunny!

Now I want a rabbit

WE CAN TELL YOU SHAMELESS GOAT LOVER

Thems good eating for 8' long boas.

Babies and bunnies I mean.

babies or goats?

LOL

Goats are too big, even as baby goats.
But you can get human babies pretty small.

It depends, even non-premies can be small enough. But hell, I'd love to see that on Animal Planet.

I would too.
Very much so.

I know I haven't known you for long but I have a favor to ask of you.

GIANT BOA EATS NEWBORN TONIGHT AT ELEVEN

Yes?

Check your PMs.

Like now I mean.

OHH GOD
OHHH GOD
OHHHH GOD
OHHHHH GOD
OHHHHHH GOD
OH GOD!!!

That coma was the shit :eek

I wish there was PM notification on I-Bape.
:(

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Dbl, lol

CHECKED

STUPID INTERNET

fucking internet fucking freezing up on me like it's so high and fucking mighty, fucking cuntwad

Welcome back!
How's the Diabeetus?

I'm going to go listen to Tom Waits and swear like a sailor, night everyone

Good Niiiiiiight!

She said "yes" to my favor by the way!

I am going on less than 2 hrs of sleep, which was nothing in my ER days but gets harder the older I get :( The dog took a truly epic diarrhea-shit in the living room, then managed to make it even more epic by stepping in it and tracking foul-smelling shit prints all over the house before I could catch her.

She then went on to have two more episodes of the liquid variety out in the yard, at 4 am and 6 am :(

AND MY COFFEEMAKING STUFF WON'T BE FINISHED IN THE DISHWASHER FOR LIKE 20 MORE MINUTES :cry

:themoreyouknow

NEVAR FORGET!

I WANT TO BE ASKED FOR A FAVOR TOO :tear

I'll try and think of a favor to ask of you.
A real important one.

I'm sorry you're having a rough morning Kitsa. Doggie diarrhea is horrible stuff. This is why I don't have a dog. :(

Kitsa always has the best poo stories.

Poo stories are good.
Thank you for sharing them Kitsa!

Was Kitsa the one with the going through her own poo for medical reasons story, or was that Jeanette?

That was Jeanette. I'm mainly saddled with the poo of others.

Uhhm, yeah, just who do you think you are? :rolleyes

Can I get…any of you cunts…a drink?
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keeps looping in the background ;)

Gonna make pizza
brb

Nevermind, I found Honeycomb

Gonna make poo
Be sure and let Kitsa know.

It doesn't count unless she has to clean it up.

Well I was bluffing anyway. As if I would poo at work. I mean Come On.

boat: a bathing goat

Know what I hate?

People who see a cute exotic animal and go AW I WANT ONE.

Then stop fawning over my picture!

What the hell do you suppose this means? These are some brushes I bought at Foy's.

Yeah, fuck. I do kind of want a baby deer now.

I have no idea, but I can guess it has to do with Halloween and totally wicked awesomenessess.

The only exotic animal I ever owned was an iguana. The owner left it abandoned in the apartment I was managing. She was the sweetest animal I ever took care of. :tear

I have a tattoo of a 4 foot dragon hanging over my shoulder. It's based on the way she would just rest on me while I made music and fucked around on the computer.

I wanna see :(

Put Jake's face in that other fish's mouth.

Sorry, but the newest I-Mockery moderator has declared Jake an unfunny subject.

JAWESOME

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=10234
http://z6.invisionfree.com/Zelda_Har...ex.php?act=idx

FAGS

GUYS, YULIA TYMOSHENKO IS THE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UKRAINE AND SHE IS A TOTAL BABE, IF YOU DON'T ELECT SARAH PALIN I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO HAVE TO MOVE AWAY FROM THE USA

Vaati: oh god not again

Sarah is powning Biden right now! Yay titties McGee!

Zelda queen, aka that ugly anime girl in every highschool

PLUS SHE HAS HAIR LIKE PRINCESS LEIA :love

But does she have tits?

GUYS, GUYS! COULD YOU ELECT PALIN AND GET HER TO DECLARE WAR ON THE UKRAINE AND THEN TYMOSHENKO COULD PICK THE FORM AND SHE LIKES THE JELLO WRESTLING

IF YOU COULD THEN GET PALIN TO PICK THE LOCATION AS MY HOUSE, I WOULD BE REALLY PLEASED, OK THANKS, BYE.

NO :(

She has got yummy legs though :orgasm

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I wanna rape her in the nicest most caring and gentle way. It would be like making love, except against her will.

NEVERMIND


WHICH OF YOU GAY ******S IS PRETENDING TO BE ME ON THAT FAGOCYCLE ZELDA SITE, YOU SON OF A BITCH? >:

You're fags: That guy Tadao, he is just the best! I bet little fags like you guys would fall in love.2 Oct 08, 21:17
Younglink: what the hell!2 Oct 08, 21:16
link: **** off you fag!2 Oct 08, 21:16
link: **** off you fag!2 Oct 08, 21:16
link: **** off you fag!2 Oct 08, 21:16
You're fags: OMG those guys at I-Mockey are so not fags!2 Oct 08, 21:16
link: **** off you fag!2 Oct 08, 21:14
You're fags: l2 Oct 08, 21:14
You're fags: f2 Oct 08, 21:14
You're fags: o2 Oct 08, 21:14
You're fags: r2 Oct 08, 21:14
You're fags: Pub is straight btw so don't try to be all faggy on him2 Oct 08, 21:13
You're fags: Hey! have you guys seen that old Zelda cartoon? That is soooooo rofl!2 Oct 08, 21:12
You're fags: That was an eyewink, not a buthole wink you fags2 Oct 08, 21:12
You're fags: But don't be a fag ok? :wink2 Oct 08, 21:12
I-Mockery ZergRush: HEY I AM PUB YOU JERK ASS JERK2 Oct 08, 21:12
You're fags: We need new members too!2 Oct 08, 21:10
You're fags: 1up!2 Oct 08, 21:10
You're fags: Fags2 Oct 08, 21:10
You're fags: Tadao's the greatest flamer ever! I rule you!

2 Oct 08, 21:21
You're fags: Do you wear green tight and run around the backyard with a cardbord sword like I do!2 Oct 08, 21:21
Vaati: God wheres kevin when you need him2 Oct 08, 21:21
Younglink: vaati if you can plz block them2 Oct 08, 21:21
Younglink: just **** off2 Oct 08, 21:21
Younglink: just **** off2 Oct 08, 21:20
Younglink: just **** off2 Oct 08, 21:20
Younglink: just **** off2 Oct 08, 21:20
Younglink: just **** off2 Oct 08, 21:20
Younglink: just **** off2 Oct 08, 21:20
Younglink: just **** off2 Oct 08, 21:20
Younglink: just **** off2 Oct 08, 21:20
You're fags: But then I couldn't talk about my Zelda fetish with you fags2 Oct 08, 21:20
Younglink: if u dont like zelda y r u here?2 Oct 08, 21:20
Younglink: ur a fag!2 Oct 08, 21:20
You're fags: I wish I was a fairy with magical powers :cry2 Oct 08, 21:20
Vaati: You know we can very easily block you all. dumbasses.2 Oct 08, 21:19
You're fags: Zeldas for fags2 Oct 08, 21:18
You're fags: So do you guys like Zelda?2 Oct 08, 21:18
Younglink: who in the helll r u anyway?!2 Oct 08, 21:17
You're fags: That guy Tadao, he is just the best! I bet little fags like you guys would fall in love.

2 Oct 08, 21:24
You're fags: Are you a terrorist?2 Oct 08, 21:24
You're fags: Is that a muslim name?2 Oct 08, 21:24
Vaati: I have no idea. I'm going to try and contact one of them2 Oct 08, 21:24
You're fags: Yeah Vati2 Oct 08, 21:23
You're fags: I NEED YOU 2 BABY!2 Oct 08, 21:23
Younglink: vaati who r these guys anyway2 Oct 08, 21:22
Younglink: then **** off!2 Oct 08, 21:22
Younglink: and no we dont run in tights2 Oct 08, 21:22
You're fags: OMG dont be a fag and block me 2 Oct 08, 21:22
Younglink: sorry bout the double post my comp is bein stupid2 Oct 08, 21:22
Younglink: well we need them!2 Oct 08, 21:22
Younglink: well we need them!2 Oct 08, 21:21
Younglink: well we need them!2 Oct 08, 21:21
Younglink: ya2 Oct 08, 21:21
Younglink: ya2 Oct 08, 21:21
Younglink: ya2 Oct 08, 21:21
Vaati: Sorry Wedd I can't only malon zelda milo or dl can2 Oct 08, 21:21
Younglink: ya

I'M STILL REALLY STEAMED AT THE JERKASS BITCH THAT POSTED A LINK TO THIS THREAD WHILE MISUSING MY NAME, YOU COWARDLY SHIT, TELL ME WHO YOU FUCKING ARE! >:

I bet it was Sam!

That fag.

LOL I FAIL AT TROLLING A WEBSITE. Honestly you people have no idea what funny is. Go back to playing grab ass and rolling around in your moms piss.

Fag

Hello guy from Zelda site. I am sure you are a very intelligent person, and as such we ask you to act as one when on our forum. Thank you.

Wow your original. I guess I lose this fight to the almighty tadao. He called me a fag.

OMG DON'T COME HERE AND BE ALL GAY!

I am the warrior!

Vaati is a decent guy, we have settled our differences. Even if he is a Muslim terrorist.

Queen Zelda is one of their admins. AND OMG SHE'S HAWT!

I am uncomfortable with their homophobia. :( :fag

Totally. It was uncalled for.

I hate to interrupt this argument, but did anyone else ever see that old Disney cartoon with donald duck that talked about the Pythagorean Theorem and math and music and all that crap? Cause I haven't seen it since I was a kid but man I watched that shit everyday.

:confused: That sounds gay, not like there is anything wrong with being gay, I just don't want to be gay.

The problem with something or someone being called gay is that it infers the whole swish bullshit of supposed faggot culture beyond simply being a dude that wants to fuck other dudes. :(

That's a queer statement to make.

Man fuck you, it was amazing. I just saw a clip and got so excited I started bouncing around

A dude can want to fuck other dudes without cocking his hip and lisping everything, sheesh

THAT FIRE EXIT LOOKS OBSTRUCTED! :eek

I AM CALLING THE FIRE MARSHAL! >: