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Grislygus Oct 9th, 2008 11:58 PM

:pagebrak

I BELIEVE I HAVE SEEN A PICTURE OF YOU AT SOME POINT


CHECK WITH PUB LOVER, HE WILL HAVE IT IN A FOLDER IF IT HAS BEEN POSTED

Grislygus Oct 9th, 2008 11:59 PM

SAM YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTION

Asila Oct 9th, 2008 11:59 PM

and I am I MEAN AND I AM SORRY FOR THE LACK OF BACKGROUND I AM NOT AN ARTIST REALLY

Neen Oct 9th, 2008 11:59 PM


Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:01 AM

NEEN I AM HONESTLY SORRY THAT YOU WERE BORN





NICE EFFORT THOUGH, FOR THE PARTS YOU BOTHERED TO FINISH, PARTIAL CREDIT

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:01 AM

AND FUCK THIS LET'S DO A JOHN HOLMES GROUP WHY THE FUCK NOT?

I'LL BE OVER HERE WEEPING QUIETLY IN THIS CORNER

Sam Oct 10th, 2008 12:02 AM

JOHN HOLMES WAS A PRETTY COOL GUY

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:03 AM

DOESN'T ERASE MY SHERLOCK HOLMES OBSESSION DOES IT? WHY NO IT DOES NOT

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:03 AM

I WILL SUPPORT YOUR GROUP WITH MY ONE MAN HITCHCOCK GANG

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:04 AM

SAM YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTION



WILL YOU DO AN MS PAINT TRIBUTE TO JOHN HOLMES, AT LEAST


THAT WOULD BE MANLY, CAN YOU TAKE ON THE CHAMPION

Sam Oct 10th, 2008 12:04 AM

SOMEONE SHOULD WRITE A FANFIC WHERE SHERLOCK HOLMES COMES TO THE FUTURE FROM THE PAST TO SOLVE THE WONDERLAND MURDERS AND HE MEETS JOHN HOLMES AND THEN THEY DO COKE TOGETHER

Neen Oct 10th, 2008 12:05 AM

HOW ABOUT A DOODLE I MADE ONCE

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:05 AM

THEY'VE DONE THAT.

WITHOUT THE JOHN HOLMES PART.

I WISH I WAS FUCKING KIDDING.

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:06 AM

THAT IS THE MOST HORRIBLE PENIS THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN






HAVE I SEEN MANY? THAT IS FOR YOU TO JUDGE

Neen Oct 10th, 2008 12:06 AM

DONT ASK WHY HE HAS FOUR DIGITS ON ONE HAND AND FIVE ON THE OTHER> I HONESTLY DONT KNOW

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:06 AM

YOU AND ME GRISLY WE'LL DO VAGUELY OLD-STYLE MURDER MYSTERY GUYS GROUP. AND PORN STARS I GUESS.

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:07 AM

'TROG THE MANGLED PENIS'


ITS LIKE THE 'UGLY DUCKLING', EXCEPT IT COSTARS BELLADONNA

Sam Oct 10th, 2008 12:07 AM

DON'T FUCKING STEAL MY IDEA YOU FUCKING IDEA THIEF

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:07 AM

FUCK YOU

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:08 AM

IF YOU USE ANY SHERLOCK HOLMES OTHER THAN BASIL RATHBONE I WILL NOT ACCEPT YOU INTO THE GROUP

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:08 AM

FUCK EVERYONE FOR GOOD MEASURE

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:09 AM

what?



WHAT?!

Sam Oct 10th, 2008 12:09 AM

ASILA >:

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:09 AM

BASIL RATHBONE IS THE ONLY SHERLOCK HOLMES

PETER CUSHING IS A LITTLE GIRL THAT LIKES DOLLIES, PRETTY DRESSES AND JUMP ROPE

Neen Oct 10th, 2008 12:10 AM

EHS SUPPOSED TO BE A ALBINO SALAMANDER LOL. EH DOES KINDA LOOK LIKE A PENIS NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT.

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:10 AM

FUCK BASIL RATHBONE FOR HAVING THE LACK OF SENSE TO HIRE NIGEL BRUCE AS WATSON. I HOPE HE DIED IN A FIRE.

I WILL ARGUE JEREMY BRETT WITH YOU ALL DAY LONG BITCH, I DON'T CARE IF HE HAS TOO MANY PERSONALIY TICS.


Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:10 AM

HAD

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:11 AM

NEEN GOD DAMNIT YOU ARE LIKE THE RETARDED CHILD CHAINED TO THE KIDDIE TABLE THAT NOT EVEN SLOTH WILL TALK TO

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 586496)
PETER CUSHING IS A LITTLE GIRL THAT LIKES DOLLIES, PRETTY DRESSES AND JUMP ROPE

actually yes I agree with that

Neen Oct 10th, 2008 12:12 AM

HEEEEEY YOU GUUUUUUUUUYS.

Sam Oct 10th, 2008 12:12 AM


Sam Oct 10th, 2008 12:13 AM

YEAH THAT IS WHAT I FUCKING THOUGHT

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:14 AM

SAM YOU ARE A CHAMPION AND I REALLY MEAN THAT THE REST OF YOU STUDENTS CAN LEARN SOMETHING FROM OUR PRODIGY, NEEN SPIT THAT PASTE OUT RIGHT NOW YOU IDIOT BASTARD

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 586495)
ASILA >:


YES?

SEE I RESPECT YOU ENOUGH TO GO BACK AND FIND THAT TO MAKE SURE YOU KNEW.

YES YOU KNEW.

Sam Oct 10th, 2008 12:15 AM

I KNEW WHAT

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:16 AM

I KNOW THAT YOU ARE JUST BITTER THAT BASIL RATHBONE IS NO LONGER ALIVE TO TAKE YOU AWAY TO HIS LABORATORY TO INTRODUCE YOU TO JOHN HOLMES

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 586506)
SAM YOU ARE A CHAMPION AND I REALLY MEAN THAT THE REST OF YOU STUDENTS CAN LEARN SOMETHING FROM OUR PRODIGY, NEEN SPIT THAT PASTE OUT RIGHT NOW YOU IDIOT BASTARD


:tear

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:16 AM

WELL, BOTH OF YOU, ACTUALLY

Sam Oct 10th, 2008 12:16 AM

BUT MOSTLY ME

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:18 AM

BASIL RATHBONE IS A CREEPY LONG-JAWED FUCKER, LOOK AT HIM.



PLUS HE PARTICIPATED IN HOLMES STORIES THAT INVOLVED HOLMES BEATING NAZIS OR SUCKING FACE WITH ATTRACTIVE CHICKS AND I'LL HAVE NO PART OF THAT.

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:18 AM

ASILA I AM SORRY I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN INTO ACCOUNT THAT FEMALES HAVE EMOTIONAL NEEDS





DON'T WORRY, I HAVE RAW COOKIE DOUGH AND CHOCOLATE RIGHT HERE

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:19 AM

JEREMY BRETT IS INFERIOR TO NICOL WILLIAMSON

THERE I SAID IT

Sam Oct 10th, 2008 12:20 AM

I LIKE WHERE SHERLOCK HOLMES DOES COCAINE AND HOOKERS

JUST LIKE JOHN HOLMES

COINCIDENCE?

I THINK FUCKING NOT

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:20 AM

I AM SORRY I SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THOSE MEAN THINGS, I HAVE A SUGAR IMBALANCE

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:22 AM

SIGMUND FREUD THOUGHT EVERYONE LOVED PENIS

HE HELPED SHERLOCK HOLMES BEAT COCAINE

SIGMUND FREUD LOVED BOTH OF THESE THINGS AND HE WISHES THAT HE COULD FUCK JOHN HOLMES

Sam Oct 10th, 2008 12:22 AM


Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 586517)
JEREMY BRETT IS INFERIOR TO NICOL WILLIAMSON

THERE I SAID IT


:TEAR

I REFUSE TO ADMIT YOUR VALIDITY AND I'LL EMOTIONAL NEEDS RIGHT UP YOUR ASS.

NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I EAT THIS COOKIE DOUGH.

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:23 AM

TWENTY TWO

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 586520)
SIGMUND FREUD THOUGHT EVERYONE LOVED PENIS

HE HELPED SHERLOCK HOLMES BEAT COCAINE

SIGMUND FREUD LOVED BOTH OF THESE THINGS AND HE WISHES THAT HE COULD FUCK JOHN HOLMES


Did you read that book too, I thought I was the only one!

I MEAN

Sam Oct 10th, 2008 12:23 AM

THIS WORK REALLY SHOWCASES THE WORLD WE LIVE IN TODAY, GOOD ATTENTION TO DETAIL YOU CAN TELL THE ARTIST REALLY PUT HIS SOUL INTO THIS ONE IT IS LIKE THE ARTIST BASICALLY PAINTED A MIRROR IMAGE OF HIS SOUL

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:23 AM

NO, TWENTY THREE

NOW TWENTY FOUR


Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:24 AM

FUCK

Sam Oct 10th, 2008 12:24 AM

USE THE PICTURE, THAT IS WHAT I MADE IT FOR >:

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:24 AM

OH MY DEAR SWEET JESUS I FUCKED UP THE COUNT HOLY SHIT I'M SORRY, I REALLY AM, I WAS RAISED IN AN ABUSIVE HOME I CAN'T HELP IT

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:25 AM

HAHAHAHAHA

I KNEW YOU WOULD BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE DEEP DOWN I RESPECT YOU. REALLY.

Sam Oct 10th, 2008 12:25 AM

THE OTHER ONE I MADE WAS A VAGINA CRYING AND BRUISED WHILE A PENIS WITH A BLOODY MOUTH BATTERS IT WITH COMICALLY OVERSIZED FISTS

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:26 AM

ARE WE THE ONLY ONES AWAKE I'M JUST CURIOUS.

ALSO SAM, I BATHE IN THE GLOWING LIGHT OF YOUR MASTERPIECE.

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:26 AM

I'M IN THE HAPPY AND ACCEPTING PART OF BEING DRUNK.

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:29 AM

I was kidding with that last part.

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:32 AM

Guys I will be RIGHT BACK i have a project of the utmost importance right now

Pub I need you to take over for me here

Sam Oct 10th, 2008 12:33 AM

IT IS JUST YOU AND ME, ASILA

ARE YOU INTIMIDATED?

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:33 AM

NOT REALLY BUT I DON'T KNOW YOU THAT WELL

Sam Oct 10th, 2008 12:34 AM

THEN YOU ARE A FOOL AND YOU SHALL DIE A PEASANTS DEATH

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:34 AM

EXCEPT THAT YOU THINK THAT CALIFORNICATION IS THE HEIGHT OF HILARITY. I AGREE, HOW ARE YOU?

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:35 AM

OH WELL FUCK YOU THEN FORGET IT

Sam Oct 10th, 2008 12:35 AM

AM I RIGHT LADIES?

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:36 AM

APPARENTLY SO

Sam Oct 10th, 2008 12:36 AM

ALWAYS >:

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:36 AM

I'm the only lady on here at the moment, so it might be a tough sell

Neen Oct 10th, 2008 12:38 AM

LAST ONE PAST BEDTIME.

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:38 AM

>:

Sam Oct 10th, 2008 12:39 AM

FUCKING NEEN

Sam Oct 10th, 2008 12:40 AM

AM I RIGHT LADY?

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:41 AM

I'M GUESSING

I MEAN YOU SURE ARE SAM

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:42 AM

I NEED A CIGARETTE AND A FLAPPER OUTFIT TO GO ALONG WITH THIS

Sam Oct 10th, 2008 12:43 AM

JOHN "SHERLOCK" HOLMES

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:44 AM

IF YOU SAY JOHN HOLMES ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD

Sam Oct 10th, 2008 12:45 AM

KATIE "SHERLOCK" HOLMES

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:47 AM

FUCKING HOLE IN THE RULES.

SHE WOULD MAKE A GREAT FEMALE SHERLOCK C'MON ADMIT IT

Sam Oct 10th, 2008 12:50 AM

SYNOPSIS: Sherlock Holmes, famous fictional detective of the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries, tumbles through a hole time time caused by Dr. Moriarty to 1981 Los Angeles and meets legendary porn actor John Holmes. Upon the discovery of the Wonderland Murders both Holmes team up to find out the murderer was none other then famous American serial killer Dr. H. H. Holmes.

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:52 AM

I'M GOING TO TAKE THAT BATH I'VE BEEN GOING ON ABOUT.

Did you just make that up, that would be awesome

Sam Oct 10th, 2008 12:52 AM

I DID

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:56 AM

THAT'S SO AWESOME

I'M REALLY GOING NOW

Sam Oct 10th, 2008 12:58 AM

YEAH WHATEVER :rolleyes

RaNkeri Oct 10th, 2008 01:11 AM

Fuck-a-doodle-doo! :x

Tadao Oct 10th, 2008 01:15 AM

Great job Sam! :rolleyes

Dixie Oct 10th, 2008 01:17 AM

Gimme an "R"!
R

Dixie Oct 10th, 2008 01:18 AM

Gimmie an "A"!
A

Dixie Oct 10th, 2008 01:18 AM

Gimmie a "P"!
P

Dixie Oct 10th, 2008 01:19 AM

Gimmie an "E"!
E

Dixie Oct 10th, 2008 01:20 AM

WHAT'S THAT SPELL????

Tadao Oct 10th, 2008 01:23 AM

GRAPE!

ElPila666 Oct 10th, 2008 01:27 AM


Dixie Oct 10th, 2008 01:28 AM

POST YOUR PICTURE HERE thread is next door.

RaNkeri Oct 10th, 2008 01:30 AM

Ohhhh yeahhhhh, I managed to finish my report :x

Kitsa Oct 10th, 2008 08:02 AM

I managed to finish my project too. Except, the editor emailed me and told me I wasn't really finished :cry

Esuohlim Oct 10th, 2008 01:09 PM

HOMEWORK DISCUSSION FORUM

Esuohlim Oct 10th, 2008 01:10 PM



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Esuohlim Oct 10th, 2008 01:35 PM

Dude I can't wait until I graduate and then start making more money than every single person on this message board

Esuohlim Oct 10th, 2008 01:35 PM

I just have to start going to class instead of fucking around on my computer goddaaaaammmmnit >: >:


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