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ScruU2wice Jul 4th, 2004 12:37 AM

everyone should read this...

ScruU2wice Jul 4th, 2004 12:20 PM

and yet no one does :(

Pancakes Jul 4th, 2004 12:49 PM

this thread?

The Retro Kat Jul 4th, 2004 03:06 PM

YOU MEEN MY THREAD, GET OUT HOMO FAGGOT ASS COCKSMOKING FUCKTARD OMG

The Retro Kat Jul 4th, 2004 03:07 PM

AS SOON AS WE HIT 200 AND BEAT THE PYPH THREAD IM OUTY HERE BITCHES

The Retro Kat Jul 4th, 2004 03:10 PM

NOT EVEN JOKING

The Retro Kat Jul 4th, 2004 03:12 PM

To the one on the flam
Boy your temper just toss that ham
In the fryin' pan
Like spam
Feel done when I come in slam
Damn
I feel like the son of sam
Don't make me wreck shit hectic
Next to the chair got me goin' like General Electric
EEEN!
The lights are blinking
I'm thinking
It's all over when I go out drinking
Oh, makin' my mind slow,
That's why I don't fuck wit da big four-o
Bro', I got ta maintain
`Cause a nigga like me is goin' insane

Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!

Insane in the membrane
Plenty insane
Got no brain!
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!

Do my shit undercover
Now it's time for the blubba
Blabba
To watch that belly get fatter
Fat boy on a diet
Don't try it
I'll jack your ass like a looter in a riot
My shit's fat like a sumo slammin' that ass
Leavin' your face in the grass
You know
I don't take a dulo
Lightly
Punks just jealous `cause they can't outwrite me
So kick that style: wicked, wild
Happy face nigga never seen me smile
Rip that mainframe
I'll explain
A nigga like me is goin' insane

Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!

Insane in the membrane
Going insane
Got no brain!
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!

Insane in the brain
In the brain
It's because I'm loco

Insane in the brain
In the brain
It's because I'm loco

Insane in the brain
In the brain
Insane
It's because I'm loco

Insane in the brain

Like Louie Armstrong
Played the trumpet
I'll hit dat bong and break ya off something soon
I got to get my props
Cops
Come and try to snatch my crops
These pigs wanna blow my house down
Head underground
To the next town
They get mad
When they come to raid my pad
And I'm out in the nine deuce Cad'
Yes I'm the pirate pilot
Of this ship if I get
Wit' the ultraviolet dream
Hide from the red light beam
Now do you believe in the unseen
Look, but don't make your eyes strain
A nigga like me is goin' insane

Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!

Insane in the membrane
Plenty insane
Got no brain!
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!

Insane in the brain
It's because I'm loco
Insane in the brain
It's because I'm loco

Insane in the brain
It's because I'm loco
Insane in the brain
It's because I'm loco

Marge: Now This I Like...

Captain Goodtimes Jul 4th, 2004 03:14 PM

Hey, that's cyprss hill, ACE!

The Retro Kat Jul 4th, 2004 03:18 PM



REARY, ACE?






















Those pyph fuckers are at 193, pick up the pace, bitches. Let's have a little 4th of July Miracle.

The Retro Kat Jul 4th, 2004 03:21 PM

NO HOMO

Jim Duncan - Weather Jul 4th, 2004 03:52 PM

FIREWORKS!

* * * * * * * * * * * * * ** * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Pancakes Jul 4th, 2004 04:48 PM

HAMMERTIME

Jim Duncan - Weather Jul 4th, 2004 05:28 PM

ice ice baby

Esuohlim Jul 4th, 2004 05:31 PM

I like Matt Harty a lot better than his Pancakes character. :(

Jim Duncan - Weather Jul 4th, 2004 05:42 PM

Pancakes be isn't a character.

Sajuuk Jul 4th, 2004 05:51 PM

Mutter

Pancakes Jul 4th, 2004 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I like Matt Harty a lot better than his Pancakes character. :(

ur supposed to wana eat me

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 12:36 AM

Youre supposed to have a SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE COCKSMOKES MCGEE OH SHIT YEAH I SAID IT

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 12:37 AM

This thread was the fourth one down when i saw it, wtf

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 12:38 AM

no homo, respectively

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 12:40 AM

Just Plug Me In Just Like I Was Eddie Harris You're Eating Crazy

Cheese Like You'd Think I'm From Paris You Know I Get Fly You

Think I Get High You Know That I'm Gone And I'm A Tell You All Why

So Tell Me Who Are You Dissing Maybe I'm Missing The Reason That

You're Smiling or Wilding So Listen In My Head I Just Want To

Take 'em Down Imagination Set Loose And I'm Gonna Shake 'em

Down Let It Flow Like A Mud Slide When I Get On I Like To Ride And

Glide I've Got Depth Of Perception In My Text Y'all I Get Props At My

Mention 'Cause I Vex Y'All So What'cha Want You're So Funny With

The Money That You Flaunt Where'd You Get Your Information

From You Think That You Can Front When Revelation Comes



You Can't Front On That



Well They Call Me Mike D The Ever Loving Man I'm Like Spoonie Gee

I'm The Metropolitician You Scream And You Holler About My

Chevy Impala But The Sweat Is Getting Wet Around The Ring Around

Your Collar But Like A Dream I'm Flowing Without No Stopping

Sweeter Than A Cherry Pie With Ready Whip Topping Goin' From

Mic To Mic Kickin' It Wall To Wall Well I'll Be Calling Out You People

Like A Casting Call It's Wack When You're Jacked In The Back Of A

Ride With Your Know With Your Flow When You're Out Getting By

Believe Me What You See Is What You Get And You See Me Coming Off

As You Can Bet I Think I'm Losing My Mind This Time

This Time I'm Losing My Mind



You Can't Front On That



But Little Do You Know About Something That I Talk About I'm Tired

Of Driving It's Due Time That I Walk About But In The Meantime, I'm

Wise To The Demise I've Got Eyes In The Back Of My Head So I Realize

Well I'm Dr. Spock I'm Here To Rock Y'All I Want You Off The Wall

If You're Playing The Wall So What'cha Want Y'All Suckers Write Me

Checks And Then They Bounce So I Reach In My Pocket For The

Fresh Amount See I'm The Long Leaner Victor The Cleaner

I'm The Illest Motherfucker From Here To Gardena I'm As Cool As A

Cucumber In A Bowl Of Hot Sauce You've Got The Rhyme And Reason

But No Cause So If You're Hot To Trot You Think You're Slicker

Than Grease I've Got News For You Crews

You'll Be Sucking Like A Leach



You Can't Front On That

So What'cha Want

Pancakes Jul 5th, 2004 12:41 AM

I GOT A BIG WEED STASH

POCKET FULL OF CASH

JUST SEEN A BIG OLE ASS

ITS SATURDAY

ICKEE ICKEE WOO WOO

Triad-Brother Choi Jul 5th, 2004 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
AS SOON AS WE HIT 200 AND BEAT THE PYPH THREAD IM OUTY HERE BITCHES

Arr, now I is seeing a reason to post in this auspicious thread. :bow

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 01:45 PM

What happened to choi, you used to be cool

Pub Lover Jul 5th, 2004 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArrowX
HEY GUYS WHATD I MISS?

FUCKTARD

AWESOME :D

Big McLargehuge Jul 5th, 2004 01:46 PM

what happend to you?

Big McLargehuge Jul 5th, 2004 01:47 PM

cause choi always sucked, so you must be the one a-changin'.

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 01:47 PM

My name is...

Shake zula, the mic rulah, you want a trip, I'll bring it to ya

Frylock and I'm on top rock you like a cop Meatwad you're up next with yo knock-knock...

Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G, Travel in my car, livin' like a star, Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taurus

Uh! Check-check it, yeah!

Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream!

Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream!


Check-check check it

Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Number one in the hood, G

Pub Lover Jul 5th, 2004 01:48 PM

Choi sure sucks. >:

But you know who doesn't suck? That's right, ArrowX. :)

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 01:48 PM

I aint changin, i still cool, i still cool

Jim Duncan - Weather Jul 5th, 2004 01:49 PM

If you're looking for me,

You better check under the sea,

'cause that is where you'll find me,

Underneath the sea, lab,

Underneath the water,

Sea lab, at the bottom of the sea.

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 01:49 PM

FAGGOT

Jim Duncan - Weather Jul 5th, 2004 01:50 PM

LIAR

Big McLargehuge Jul 5th, 2004 01:50 PM

if you dont have something worth while to post then shut up the fuck, faggots

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 01:51 PM

HAY JIM DUNCAN-WEATHER, REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN YOURE A FAGGOT OMG JK WATE UH UH IM NOT U SEARUSLY R A FAG TO THE MAX BITCH HAHA TO THE MAD MAX FUCKTARD

Pub Lover Jul 5th, 2004 01:51 PM

Hey, all you bastards shut up & let ArrowX post something, because I tell you he rocks, & you all suck. >:

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
if you dont have something worth while to post then shut up the fuck, faggots


Jim Duncan - Weather Jul 5th, 2004 01:52 PM

:( :)
:/ >:

Pub Lover Jul 5th, 2004 01:53 PM

That it! I'm fucking telling Rog about this shitty thread! >:

Jim Duncan - Weather Jul 5th, 2004 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
if you dont have something worth while to post then shut up the fuck, faggots



The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 01:53 PM

GOD DAMMIT DUNCAN, YOURE BREAKING MY FUCKING BALLS, YOUI PANSY

Jim Duncan - Weather Jul 5th, 2004 01:55 PM

You can call me Jim.

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 01:57 PM

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Super Retro Guy: END OF STORY

Pub Lover Jul 5th, 2004 01:57 PM

Right, as soon as Rog checks his PMs you're all fucking banned. >:

I hope you're all happy. >:

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 01:59 PM

CLEAVAGE

Jim Duncan - Weather Jul 5th, 2004 01:59 PM

NO WE AREN'T!

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 02:01 PM

RamFan2803: "Here, put this dress on."
"What? Why?"
"If you gonna act like a bitch, you gonna dress like a bitch."
Super Retro Guy: FUCK YOU SQUIRREL
RamFan2803: (HOMOSEXUAL AMOUNT OF OMG'S HERE)
RamFan2803: beat that
RamFan2803: gay fag
Super Retro Guy: UR A GHEY FAGGOT TAHT EATS THE CREAM OF COCK
Super Retro Guy: END
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RamFan2803: tahts waht yuo want! yuo want yuor cook in me!
Super Retro Guy: BIACH
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RamFan2803: yeah
Super Retro Guy: ZOID
RamFan2803: YUO POSTED DIS ON TEH BAORDS!
Super Retro Guy: YEAH
Super Retro Guy: OH SHIT, U GOT FUCEKD
RamFan2803: :-(
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Pub Lover Jul 5th, 2004 02:01 PM

You're a racist bastard Jim, & you're gonna be called on it. >:

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 02:02 PM

RamFan2803: ROG SI GONAN BAN US!
Super Retro Guy: STFU FAGGOT

Big McLargehuge Jul 5th, 2004 02:02 PM

Right about now NWA court is in full effect.
Judge Dre presiding in the case of NWA versus the police department.
Prosecuting attourneys are MC Ren Ice Cube and Eazy muthafuckin E.
Order order order. Ice Cube take the muthafuckin stand.
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
and nothin but the truth so help your black ass?

Why don't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Fuckin with me cuz I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin my car, lookin for the product
Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics

You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo
Beat tha police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can't swallow bread and water

I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down and grabbin his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cuz they slam ya down to the street top
Black police showin out for the white cop

Ice Cube will swarm
On any muthafucka in a blue uniform
Just cuz I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me
A young nigga on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dyin in LA
Yo Dre, I got somethin to say

Fuck the police (4X)







M. C. Ren, will you please give your testimony to the jury about this fucked up incident.>

Fuck tha police and Ren said it with authority
because the niggaz on the street is a majority.
A gang, is with whoever I'm stepping
and the motherfuckin' weapon
is kept in a stash box, for the so-called law
wishin' Ren was a nigga that they never saw

Lights start flashin behind me
But they're scared of a nigga so they mace me to blind me
But that shit don't work, I just laugh
Because it gives em a hint not to step in my path

To the police I'm sayin fuck you punk
Readin my rights and shit, it's all junk
Pullin out a silly club, so you stand
With a fake assed badge and a gun in your hand

But take off the gun so you can see what's up
And we'll go at it punk, I'ma fuck you up

Make ya think I'm a kick your ass
But drop your gat, and Ren's gonna blast
I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to crime
But I'm a smoke em now, and not next time

Smoke any muthafucka that sweats me
Or any assho that threatens me
I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope
Takin out a cop or two, they can't cope with me

The muthafuckin villian that's mad
With potential to get bad as fuck
So I'm a turn it around
Put in my clip, yo, and this is the sound
Ya, somethin like that, but it all depends on the size of the gat

Takin out a police would make my day
But a nigga like Ren don't give a fuck to say

Fuck the police (4X)


Police, open now. We have a warrant for Eazy-E's arrest.
Get down and put your hands up where I can see em.
Just shut the fuck up and get your muthafuckin ass on the floor.
[huh?]>


and tell the jury how you feel abou this bullshit.>

I'm tired of the muthafuckin jackin
Sweatin my gang while I'm chillin in the shackin
Shining tha light in my face, and for what
Maybe it's because I kick so much butt

I kick ass, or maybe cuz I blast
On a stupid assed nigga when I'm playin with the trigga
Of any Uzi or an AK
Cuz the police always got somethin stupid to say

They put up my picture with silence
Cuz my identity by itself causes violence
The E with the criminal behavior
Yeah, I'm a gansta, but still I got flavor

Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got?
A sucka in a uniform waitin to get shot,
By me, or another nigga.
and with a gat it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger
[MC Ren: Sidle him, kid, he's from the old school, fool]

And as you all know, E's here to rule
Whenever I'm rollin, keep lookin in the mirror
And there's no cue, yo, so I can hear a
Dumb muthafucka with a gun

And if I'm rollin off the 8, he'll be tha one
That I take out, and then get away
And while I'm drivin off laughin
This is what I'll say

Fuck the police (4X)


The jury has found you guilty of bein a redneck,
whitebread, chickenshit muthafucka.
Wait, that's a lie. That's a goddamn lie.
I want justice! I want justice!
Fuck you, you black muthafucka!>

Fuck the police (3X)

Jim Duncan - Weather Jul 5th, 2004 02:02 PM

I'm racist?

Pub Lover Jul 5th, 2004 02:07 PM

A huge fag hating racist. >:

Jim Duncan - Weather Jul 5th, 2004 02:09 PM

BiggieMclargeguy: cause liars go to hell
RamFan2803: :eek
BiggieMclargeguy: Rev. 21:8
RamFan2803: :eek
BiggieMclargeguy: ok
RamFan2803: murderers go to hell, too
BiggieMclargeguy: so?
RamFan2803: so do people who masturbate
BiggieMclargeguy: so?
RamFan2803: just saying
BiggieMclargeguy: lol i am jerking off and killing a hobo right now :)

:(

Big McLargehuge Jul 5th, 2004 02:10 PM

BiggieMclargeguy (11:15:53 AM): i am going to block you now and never talk to you again
BiggieMclargeguy (11:15:55 AM): ok?
RamFan2803 (11:15:59 AM): :-(
BiggieMclargeguy (11:16:03 AM): bye
RamFan2803 (11:16:09 AM): you're my best friend
BiggieMclargeguy (11:16:14 AM): TOO LATE
Previous message was not received by RamFan2803 because of error (11:16:17 AM): AOL Instant Messenger cannot send this message because you have blocked the recipient. You can change this setting on the Privacy tab of the Preferences dialog.

Pub Lover Jul 5th, 2004 02:12 PM

Biggie you bastard, you blocked me too. >:

I'm glad Rog is gonna ban your ass. >:

Jim Duncan - Weather Jul 5th, 2004 02:15 PM

He was my best friend... in the entire world. :tear

Big McLargehuge Jul 5th, 2004 02:15 PM

I blocked you cause you were all, "I DONT WANT TO TALK TO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET ANYMORE, I WANT TO TALK TO REAL PEOPLE :(" so i was just helping you out :(

Jim Duncan - Weather Jul 5th, 2004 02:17 PM

I never said that. :(

Big McLargehuge Jul 5th, 2004 02:18 PM

NOT YOU FAGGOT

Jim Duncan - Weather Jul 5th, 2004 02:20 PM

:(

Pub Lover Jul 5th, 2004 02:21 PM

Sorry Biggie, I'm not as cool as ArrowX, I sometimes get pissy & mad. I apologise if I upset you. :(

Big McLargehuge Jul 5th, 2004 02:22 PM

Apology accepted :(

Pub Lover Jul 5th, 2004 02:42 PM

Photobucket is down, so hardly anyone's avatars are working. :lol

Sajuuk Jul 5th, 2004 03:12 PM

Use Interceptors to destroy the missiles. Missiles must be destroyed before they reach this debri field.

Pub Lover Jul 5th, 2004 03:15 PM

Poor Sajuuk, maybe one day you'll be as cool as ArrowX. :(

Jim Duncan - Weather Jul 5th, 2004 03:18 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, now the moment you've all been waiting for. The world famous Jack Rabbit Slim's Twist Contest. Now let's meet our first contestants here this evening.

ScruU2wice Jul 5th, 2004 03:55 PM

Yeah I muche bandwith off of a site that we never built so I think my stuff is cool

Esuohlim Jul 5th, 2004 04:06 PM

GODDAMNIT GUYS USE http://www.goonse.cx >:

DO YOU EVER SEE MY AVATAR DOWN? >:

Pub Lover Jul 5th, 2004 04:10 PM

This is the first time I've seen photobucket down. :/

& apprantly Rog doesn't read PMs from me, so there'll likely be no banning today. :(

Big McLargehuge Jul 5th, 2004 05:18 PM

unless he bans you for sending PMs :(

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 05:27 PM

Aw snap

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 05:30 PM

I keep on getting prank calls on my cell phone whenever i use it. Jim duncan, you faggot

Anonymous Jul 5th, 2004 05:37 PM

YO MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAARRRRDS!

This is DJ Mad mothafuckin' Max in tha Hizzouse, and I can see that the fucktards are in tha mood for some mothafuckin' gangsta shit! HELL YEAH!

Right about now we're gonna be kickin' old skool with a little hit from that old mothafuckin classic by NWA, Straight Outta Compton!

Straight outta Compton, crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube
From the gang called Niggaz With Attitudes
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off
You too, boy, if ya fuck with me
The police are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out
For the punk motherfuckers that's showin out
Niggaz start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a motherfucker like that
with a gat that's pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move
Here's a murder rap to keep yo dancin
with a crime record like Charles Manson
AK-47 is the tool
Don't make me act the motherfuckin fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin niggaz out tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly
that I'm down with the capital C-P-T
Boy you can't fuck with me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck
Coz Ice Cube is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm stompin
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Compton

City of Compton, City of Compton

Yo Ren
Whassup?
Tell em where you from!

Straight outta Compton, another crazy ass nigga
More punks I smoke, yo, my rep gets bigger
I'm a bad motherfucker and you know this
But the pussy ass niggaz don't show this
But I don't give a fuck, I'ma make my snaps
If not from the records, from jackin the crops
Just like burglary, the definition is 'jackin'
And when illegally armed it's called 'packin'
Shoot a motherfucker in a minute
I find a good piece o' pussy, I go up in it
So if you're at a show in the front row
I'm a call you a bitch or dirty-ass ho
You'll probably get mad like a bitch is supposed to
But that shows me, slut, you're composed to
a crazy muthafucker from tha street
Attitude legit cause I'm tearin up shit
MC Ren controls the automatic
For any dumb muthafucker that starts static
Not the right hand cause I'm the hand itself
every time I pull a AK off the shelf
The security is maximum and that's a law
R-E-N spells Ren but I'm raw
See, coz I'm the motherfuckin villain
The definition is clear, you're the witness of a killin
that's takin place without a clue
And once you're on the scope, your ass is through
Look, you might take it as a trip
but a nigga like Ren is on a gangsta tip
Straight outta Compton...

City of Compton, City of Compton

Eazy is his name and the boy is comin...

...straight outta Compton
is a brotha that'll smother yo' mother
and make ya sister think I love her
Dangerous motherfucker raises hell
And if I ever get caught I make bail
See, I don't give a fuck, that's the problem
I see a motherfuckin cop I don't dodge him
But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while
And when I see a punk pass, I smile
To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a nigga drivin
but don't know where the fuck he's going, just rollin
lookin for the one they call Eazy
But here's a flash, they never seize me
Ruthless! Never seen like a shadow in the dark
except when I unload, see I'll get over the hesitation
and hear the scream of the one who got the last penetration
Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin
But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin
So what about the bitch who got shot? Fuck her!
You think I give a damn about a bitch? I ain't a sucker!
This is the autobiography of the E, and if you ever fuck with me
You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother
word to the motherfucker, straight outta Compton

City of Compton, City of Compton

Damn that shit was dope!


That's what I'm mothafuckin' talkin about! We gotta take a commercial break, but we'll be comin back at cha wit some more gangsta shit later on! This is DJ mothafuckin Mad Max and you're listenin to WFTARD! HELL YEAH!

Big McLargehuge Jul 5th, 2004 05:39 PM

QUIT COPYING ME :(

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 05:41 PM

Fuckards?

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 05:43 PM

WTFTARD

Anonymous Jul 5th, 2004 05:49 PM

Yeah, its tha gansta way of sayin it.

Matt Harty Jul 5th, 2004 07:12 PM

IS GANSTA THE GANGSTA WAY OF SAYIN GANGSTA GANGSTA?

Sajuuk Jul 5th, 2004 07:28 PM

BLACKTASTIC :hypno

Matt Harty Jul 5th, 2004 07:34 PM

I LIKE THE WAYYY YOU MOVE

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 07:47 PM

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 07:50 PM

I HAEV A TWIN SO I HAD TO PICK HER UP FROM HER WORK (CUZ SHE CANT DRIVE AND SHIT) AND IT TOOK FOREVER SO I SNUCK IN AND WATCHED DODGEBALL (CUZ SHE WORKS AT A THEATER)

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 07:51 PM

THEN WE WERE EATING ITALIEN SAUSAGE SAMWICHES AND I BURNED MY FAEC WITH THE JUICE

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 07:51 PM

NO HOMO OMG

Matt Harty Jul 5th, 2004 07:56 PM

TONIGHT WE GOT RETRO ON THE TURN TABLES BIGGIE MC ON THE BACK MIKE AND BIG MASTA HARTY SPITTIN THE HOTTEST BEATS THIS SIDE OF THE BRONX LEMME HEARA HEARA WOOT WOOT

Anonymous Jul 5th, 2004 08:13 PM

Lame ass white boyz tryin ta be black. Betta not pull that shit round the REAL fuckin' hood, cuz we know how ta handle crackas like you.

That's right now steppin away from the caucasion persuation this is DJ Mad Max back in tha motha fuckin' hizouse BEATCH!

Right now we gotta teach these fuckin' white boyz a mothafuckin lesson an shut their pigmentationally challenged asses the fuck up.
We're about to play another old skool track from my main man Ice Cube, "When Will They Shoot"!


God damn, another fucking payback wit’ a twist
Them motherfuckers shot but the punks missed
Ice cube is out-gunned, what is the outcome?
Will they do me like malcolm?
Cuz I bust styles, new styles, standing. . .
Strong. . . while, others run a hundred miles
But I never run, never will
Deal wit’ the devil wit’ my mother fucking steel - boom!
Media try to do me
But I was a boy-n-the-hood before the movie, yeah
Call me nigga, bigger than a spook
But you the one that voted for duke, motherfucker
White man is something I tried to study
But I got my hands bloody, yeah.
They say I can sing like a jaybird
But nigga don’t say the j-word.
I thought they was bugging. . .
Cuz to us uncle sam is hitler without an oven
Burning our black skin
Buy my neighborhood - then push the crack in
Doing us wrong from the first day
And don’t understand why a nigga got an ak.
Calling me an african-american
Like everything is fair again, shit
Devil you got to get the shit right I’m black
Blacker than a trillion midnights
Don’t believe the hype was said in 88 by the great chuck d
Now they’re trying to fuck me . . .
wit’ no vaseline, just a match and a little bit of gasoline
Its a great day for genocide
Thats the day all the niggas died
They killed jfk in ’63
So what the fuck you think they’ll do to me?
But I’m the o.g. and I bust back, boom boom
Bust back, boom boom,
Peel a cap, boom boom!
Gimme room in the fire of the sun
Hear the mack come
Hear the black come
Watch jack run
Motherfuckers can’t gank me
Fuck a devil, fuck a rebel, and a yankee
Overrun and put the presidency
After needin that, I’m down wit’ o.p.p.
I met farrakhan and had dinner
And you ask if I’m a five-percenter, well. . .
No, but I go where the brothas go
Down with compton mosque, number 54
Made a little dough, still got a sister on my elbow
Did ice cube sell out? you say hell no!
A black woman is my manager, not in the kitchen,
So could you please stop bitchin’?

*gun shots*

You missed and didn’t hit the lench mob either
guerillas in the mist without jungle fever
But I got the fever for the flava of a cracker, not a pringle
Bust a single, here’s my new jingle
The kkk has got three-piece suits
Using niggas like turkey shoots
My motto is treat ’em like a prostitute.
If I say no violence devil, you won’t respect mine,
Fuck the dumb shit and get my tek-9.
And if they approach us
A-ight, a-ight - I bury those cockroaches.
And if you can’t deal wit’ my kill at will
Here’s a new gift to get
Try my death certificate.
Amerikkka’s most, amerikkka’s burnt - it’s like toast
Like jordan I’m going coast to coast.
Dribbling the funk
Here comes the nigga wit’ the mother fucking monster dunk
Get off me punk
you better eat your wheaties
Darryl gates got the studio surrounded
Cuz he don’t like the niggas that I’m down wit’
Mother fucker wanna do us
Cuz I like nat, huey, malcolm, and louis.
Most got done by a black man’s bullet
Give a trigga to a nigga and watch him pull it.
Negro assassin,
I’ma dig a ditch, bitch, and throw your ass in
When they shoot, no, it won’t be a cracker
They use somebody much blacker
What I do?
I call up the geto boy crew
Cuz my mind’s playing tricks on me too.
Never die, surround my crib
makin’ sure nobody creep when I sleep
Keep a 9 millimeter in my jeep - peep!
When I roll, I gots to roll deep.
Ain’t going out cheap
Make the mad circle on cypress hill cuz it’s so steep.
They’ll never get me
They’ll never hit me
Mother fuck that shit j-dee.
Now I relax
Grab the st. ides brew so I can max.
Sitting on the window cuz it’s so fucking hot,
And then I heard a shot -
Boom.


HELLLLLL YEAH! Y'all white asses don't know shit about that! We got some more mothafuckin' commercials, but we'll be back soon with more mad stupid fuckin' beats right here at WFTARD!

Esuohlim Jul 5th, 2004 08:23 PM

MAD MAX WTF YOU WERE GONE FOR LIKE A WEEK WE NEEDED YOU HERE TO POST IN THIS THREAD AND SHIT I MEAN THAT'S LIKE 19 PAGES OF POSTS WE COULD HAVE HAD HERE

Anonymous Jul 5th, 2004 08:27 PM

Well shit, excuse me for having a fucking life!

Anyway, where the fuck did all these new fucktards come from? I noticed like 50 people joined over the weekend.

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 08:35 PM

Right about now,
the funk soul brother.
Check it out now,
the funk soul brother

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 08:36 PM

Max, don't kid yourself, you don't have a life.

Esuohlim Jul 5th, 2004 08:39 PM

YEAH NO SHIT BUT REALLY I MEAN SHIIIIIT THESE NEW FUCKTARDS SUCK >:

LIKE CAPTAIN GOODTIMES WTF. AND FAGSOT FUCKTARDS LIKE ZIM AND KOMODO AND CRONO I MEAN WTF >:

DON'T GET ME STARTED ON PANCAKES WHAT A FUCKTARD >:

The Retro Kat Jul 5th, 2004 09:01 PM

THEY CAN EVEN BE CONSIDERED FUCKARDS

Jim Duncan - Weather Jul 5th, 2004 09:14 PM

FAGGOT

Anonymous Jul 5th, 2004 09:14 PM

Quote:

Max, don't kid yourself, you don't have a life.
Irony :rolleyes

Matt Harty Jul 5th, 2004 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Max
Well shit, excuse me for having a fucking life!

Anyway, where the fuck did all these new fucktards come from? I noticed like 50 people joined over the weekend.

MAD MAX THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING USEFUL DO WHAT YOU NORMALLY DO AND SCARE THEM AWAY

Mr. Vagiclean Jul 5th, 2004 09:35 PM

THE BUSINASS~

Matt Harty Jul 5th, 2004 09:37 PM

GUEST STAR VAGI-VAGI-VAGICLEEEEEAN

Sajuuk Jul 5th, 2004 10:25 PM

POW POW POW POW POW POW!

Pub Lover Jul 6th, 2004 01:08 AM

So I finally got a response from Rog, it basically said:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery
Shut Up, you shit. I don't fucking care, & don't PM me again, or I'll ban your ass. :picklehat

:(

Big McLargehuge Jul 6th, 2004 03:30 AM

DAMN STRAIGHT


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