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Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
I wish I was as cool as pub.

Go put on a dress and hang out in a redneck bar.

Then maybe one day you could get all depressed by the internet because a guy mentions that you once did that. >:

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj

Well, Shit. Maybe he wouldn't mind losing that name for the good of the boards.

You could always be 'x_JuLiE_x'.

xbxDaniel Mar 25th, 2006 11:46 AM

This post sucks, please continue.

xbxDaniel Mar 25th, 2006 11:47 AM

We haven't had a song posted in the chatroom in a while.

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camacazio
This is the stupidest thing ever.

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
We haven't had a song posted in the chatroom in a while.

FUCK! :eek

xbxDaniel Mar 25th, 2006 11:48 AM

That's creepy.

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra

I like this one best off all!!! :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE
you'd better use it >: that thing took me 30 minutes ;<

Did she use it?

I want to change my avatar back to my Chiana Liar one. :(

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
That's creepy.

Now that you mention Creepy, I notice Larry is back. Did he mention why?

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
Schimid: When did xbx become such a faggot?

Yeah, Julie. WTF?

xbxDaniel Mar 25th, 2006 11:53 AM

I'm not that well versed in the actual names of the posters here on the board.

xbxDaniel Mar 25th, 2006 11:54 AM

It's hard to become something you already are, Pub.

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
My ass hurts.

HELL YEAH! :love

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
I'm not that well versed in the actual names of the posters here on the board.

Larry is Blue Oatmeal. Give him a call. Go on. You'll only regret it if you do. I know I did.

xbxDaniel Mar 25th, 2006 11:56 AM

I'm kind of astonished that I haven't been banned yet.

xbxDaniel Mar 25th, 2006 11:57 AM

I'll consider it. I'd rather write him a letter though. Get me the address and I'll write a letter.

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
This place is too nerdy now.

IF ANYONE NEEDS ME I'LL BE HAVING FUN ;)

See you man. Have a party! :squigly

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
I'm kind of astonished that I haven't been banned yet.

You're not interesting enough to ban.

xbxDaniel Mar 25th, 2006 11:59 AM


xbxDaniel Mar 25th, 2006 12:00 PM

I won't be missed. :(

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
i havent masturbated in a week

How did that work out for you?

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 12:01 PM


Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
I'll consider it. I'd rather write him a letter though. Get me the address and I'll write a letter.

Are you really that big a fag, or are phones so rare in Kentucky?

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
TAKE IT TO HERE, FAGS

TAKE IT HARD!


:orgasm

xbxDaniel Mar 25th, 2006 12:07 PM

Everybody knows that phones take your soul when you speak into them. They also give cancer. The bad kind.

xbxDaniel Mar 25th, 2006 12:45 PM

Pub doesn't want to talk to me anymore. :(

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 01:07 PM

Exactly.

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2006 01:48 PM

Don't you get it? If you die in the game, you die for real.

Pub Lover Mar 25th, 2006 01:58 PM

History is about to be rewritten by two guys who can't spell... :eek

Immortal Goat Mar 25th, 2006 01:58 PM

JUMANJI

Moobs Mar 25th, 2006 03:00 PM

I still want an orange megaman :(

Terra Mar 25th, 2006 07:35 PM

Wow pub went on a posting rampage! he was gone and then all of a sudden here he is!

Now he's gone again. :(

Esuohlim Mar 25th, 2006 10:40 PM

I really wish Comedy Central didn't do a Blue Collar Weekend twice a month. :(

Especially since they've been doing it every other week since like 2003 :(

Emu Mar 25th, 2006 10:58 PM

But it's so hilarious. Hearing about how Foxworthy is an inept knob of a man and hearing Ron White tell us how he divorced his rich wife never gets old.

xbxDaniel Mar 25th, 2006 11:35 PM




Forgive me, I was bored.

Terra Mar 25th, 2006 11:46 PM

You know it took me two whole days to actually figure out what you were doing in Mock Wars with that picture. Then I laughed so hard I almost fell over.

No, I know you don't know what I'm talking about. I was actually calling it white paint. Jeeze.

xbxDaniel Mar 25th, 2006 11:47 PM

Ignorance is bliss.

Terra Mar 25th, 2006 11:54 PM

Yeah

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 12:02 AM

huh?

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2006 12:02 AM

What, the "Schimid's copy" with the cummed-up face thing? Two whole days?

Terra Mar 26th, 2006 12:05 AM

Yes I was busy. I read it a couple of days later and laughed my ass off.

I see you saw it too. You little sneakie!

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 12:09 AM

Quote:

The Mock Wars!
Users browsing this forum: Esuohlim

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2006 12:09 AM

Well yeah but I have no intention to post in that godawful thread I mean I don't just post anywhere :rolleyes

:(

Mods plz lower post count by half thx :(

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 12:10 AM

You knew the consequences.

Terra Mar 26th, 2006 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Well yeah but I have no intention to post in that godawful thread I mean I don't just post anywhere :rolleyes

:(

(

You butthead. You probably *jipped* all over yourself on that thread. I can amost see you white knuckling it.

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 12:14 AM

That's a hell of a term for jacking off.

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2006 12:15 AM

Did you mean to write "jizzed" because seriously how can you miss a letter by a whole keyboard?

EDIT: F U Pub Lover NEW RULES >:

Terra Mar 26th, 2006 12:18 AM

No it's "jipped." It's a dry penile heave. You ought to know this terminology by now.

MISTER WHITE KNUCKLER!

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 12:23 AM

Mommy said my unique talent was what made me special. Now that I know Milhouse does it too, I have no reasone to live. :(

Terra Mar 26th, 2006 12:26 AM

Now this is a jipp.

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2006 12:26 AM

Page 626: Masturbation discussion.

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2006 12:28 AM

Hahaha I guess I can't post on this page anymore you hosers time to have sex with my girlfriend bye :picklehat

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 12:30 AM

Do you wear the pickle hat while you do it? Cuz, if so, can I buy it when you're done?

Terra Mar 26th, 2006 12:31 AM

Milhouse always does that. When it gets heated he always checks out and whacks off to pictures of Lotida. He'll be back in 30 seconds.

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 12:32 AM

Can I still get the pickle hat though?

Lotida Mar 26th, 2006 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Hahaha I guess I can't post on this page anymore you hosers time to have sex with my girlfriend bye :picklehat


RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! You know darn well he is going back to watching the Blue Collar Comedy Show on TV. He can't fool us... everyone knows Milhouse can't get a girlfriend.

Nice Matt Harty impression though!! :doublethumbsup!!

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 12:32 AM

Nobody will answer my damn question.

Lotida Mar 26th, 2006 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
Nobody will answer my damn question.

You may have to get it dry cleaned but I bet he will let you borrow it as long as you agree to take pictures with it!

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 12:35 AM

Lotida, back me up here please, tell Terra that I suck at mocking and that I'm an unfunny fuck.

Lotida Mar 26th, 2006 12:37 AM

I think she has figured that out herself. It's not your personality she is after!! :conspiracy

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 12:38 AM

What?

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 12:39 AM

Never mind.

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
Ignorance is bliss.


Lotida Mar 26th, 2006 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
Never mind.

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
Ignorance is bliss.


You are definitely a quick study!!

Terra Mar 26th, 2006 12:44 AM

Oh shit. There go all of those wonderful pms back and forth.
:(

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 12:44 AM

I'm listening to a song that gives me goosebumps.

Terra Mar 26th, 2006 12:46 AM

He always does this. Right when it gets good, he goes blank, his eyes roll back into his head and it's Deftones baby.

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 12:46 AM

It really is a sad song. Highway Patrolman

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
He always does this. Right when it gets good, he goes blank, his eyes roll back into his head and it's Deftones baby.

I'm right here, you know.

MarioRPG Mar 26th, 2006 12:51 AM

xbxMCj is turning into Pub Lover :eek

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 12:53 AM

So, how are you MarioRPG?

Terra Mar 26th, 2006 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG
xbxMCj is turning into Pub Lover :eek

Why don't you go and tongue the receptacle end of an extension cord! Preferably while it's still plugged into the wall.

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2006 12:59 AM

Why don't you go and verb the noun.

Lotida Mar 26th, 2006 01:03 AM

Milhouse, perhaps you should excuse yourself again and go have sex with your girlfriend for another 30 seconds. I am sure she is done panting from the first 30 seconds!! Go for it big boy!!

Terra Mar 26th, 2006 01:03 AM

Why don't you go and have teh sex with your gf like you said you were going to??? You said this ONE PAGE AGO!

And give xbxMCj your fucking pickle hat, you cyber squash.

Lotida Mar 26th, 2006 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
Why don't you go and have teh sex with your gf like you said you were going to??? You said this ONE PAGE AGO!

And give xbxMCj your fucking pickle hat, you cyber squash.


Psssssst.... Terra, he already did that!! He's back! Poor girlfriend!! :tear

Terra Mar 26th, 2006 01:05 AM

Talk about minuteman express. But it's only a blowup doll.

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 01:06 AM

Quote:

In total there are 6 users online :: 3 Registered, 0 Hidden and 3 Guests [ Administrator ] [ Moderator ]
Most users ever online was 540 on Mon Jan 24, 2005 2:44 pm
Registered Users: Lotida, Terra, xbxMCj
They didn't mean it milhouse, please come back. :tear

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2006 01:07 AM

I wish she wasn't going to be away until Wednesday. :tear

Lotida Mar 26th, 2006 01:08 AM

He'll be back... he can't stay away! He will fake us out and pretend like it took more than 30 seconds though!


EDIT: Told ya!

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2006 01:09 AM

:tear

Terra Mar 26th, 2006 01:22 AM

Aw milhouse....can't you just use your hands until she gets back?

Geez. Poor little guy.

Moobs Mar 26th, 2006 06:35 AM

Aw man I missed the masturbation discussion page :(

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
Wow pub went on a posting rampage! he was gone and then all of a sudden here he is!

Now he's gone again. :(

Yeah, I got that impression by just scrolling past those pages too. Fuck reading them though, right Terra?

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
EDIT: F U Pub Lover NEW RULES >:

Yeah? What the fuck are these new rules, you lazy-assed fucker!? >:

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
Nobody will answer my damn question.

When no one seems to react to a joke you have two options.

You could carry on till even the people that like you get pissed off.
You could shift one of your other equally annoying running gags.

Then there is option three: GO THE FUCK AWAY YOU TEDIOUS LITTLE SHIT! >:

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
F U Pub Lover NEW RULES >:

Just make up a new rule, & I'll run it into the ground.

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG
xbxMCj is turning into Pub Lover :eek

Yeah, he posts loads of shit, & everyone with a sense of humour wants to see the the back of him.

OH, AND FUCK YOU MARIORPG! >:

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
oh right i forgot protocol what would carnivore say if he were here to see that :<

anyway schimid i will thank you to not quote me especially when we are having GUY TALK which women don't understand as posturing and you could srsly hurt some fllngs around here ;< did I tell pub about that time you filled up your digital camera with showering pictures of yourself just for him, but accidentally emailed them all to me instead?

no.

and you should get that mole checked out.

Get it? Because I'm just like Carnivore, everytime my name is mentioned I gotta run in & blow my load. Then follow it up with some bullshit " :x SUICIDE_TIME :x ". >:

Also, if any guys wanna take some showering pictures, please send them to me. Thanks. :orgasm

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 11:33 AM

We missed you too.

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 11:55 AM

"Julie"
(feat. Shaggy)

[Ali G, Shaggy]
Let’s talk about Julie right now yu hear mi
You got your Julie, I got my Julie, anybody else who no have dem Julie dem need fi get one
Yo slammin and banging ya dig dat.

[Chorus 1]
A to the L to the I to the Gizzy, J to the U to the LI Izzy
S to the H to the A to the double Gizzy, Y rude bwoys get busy
A to the L to the I to the Gizzy, J to the U to the LI Izzy
S to the H to the A to the double Gizzy, Y rude bwoys get busy

[Verse 1]
Ragga muffin give you love and affection
Mr Lover will be your protection, stick it to, to your hearts contention, anything for my Julie.
Mi go so hmmmm and make a connection
She hear mi voice and get a nipple erection
We be banging to a Shaggy selection, one time for my Julie.

[Chorus 2]
Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon
Julie, you got the sweet ass, truly, when mi touch it with mi goolie.
Turn me on with your big Babylon

[Verse 2]
I need a cure for the thing I’m feeling, Shaggy need some sexual healing, I want to reach and
touch the ceiling, when I’m loving my Julie, aight
Mi a de king in a de late night healing, worse know if it’s just a piece I’m stealing, a safe
sex a mister lover believe in, when I’m loving my Julie

[Chorus 2]
Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon
Julie, you got the sweet ass, truly, when mi touch it with mi goolie.
Turn me on with your big Babylon

[Ali G Rap]
Hear dis Shaggy mi can rap too.
A Yo A Yo you is fitter than J-Lo next to you
She just a minga fitter than destiny’s child apart from the lead singer,
Fitter than the spice girls including the Ginger,
Give it a shave cause mi wanna be in ya,
They was claiming that our love was wrong
The people just stared and said it was too long
Yo it ain’t a crime to have a 12 inch
Dong Da Dong Dong Dong

[Chorus 2]
Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon
Julie, you got the sweet ass, truly, when mi touch it with mi goolie.
Turn me on with your big Babylon

[Chorus 1]
A to the L to the I to the Gizzy, J to the U to the LI Izzy
S to the H to the A to the double Gizzy, Y rude bwoys get busy
A to the L to the I to the Gizzy, J to the U to the LI Izzy
S to the H to the A to the double Gizzy, Y rude bwoys get busy

[Chorus 2]
Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon
Julie, you got the sweet ass, truly, when mi touch it with mi goolie.
Turn me on with your big Babylon

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
We missed you too.

OK, fine. Julie, You're now my protegé. >:

I demand that you reply to every damn post I've made in this thread over the last two days. >:

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 11:59 AM

You want me for my body. :(

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
You want me for my body. :(

Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon!

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon!

The words alone do not do it justice. You have to hear it.

Do they have Ali G & Shaggy in the US?

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 12:03 PM

Yes.

Terra Mar 26th, 2006 12:06 PM

Those are the names of the horses he fellates! :)

Staxeon Mar 26th, 2006 12:18 PM

chat was wonky for a sec.

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
Those are the names of the horses he fellates! :)

Are you this obsessed with kinky secks in real life, lady?

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Staxeon
chat was wonky for a sec.

Yeah, we broke the php, & it puts up that No Posts In Topic message.

That's why we used have the Page Break rule, Esuohlim. :(

Hey Staxeon, who the fuck are you? >:

Pub Lover Mar 26th, 2006 12:32 PM

This is my drunk warning thing, my sexy buddies. :eek

I was hoping for a reply by now. :(


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