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Sajuuk Jul 9th, 2004 02:37 AM

:3

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 02:37 AM

:8

GADZOOKS Jul 9th, 2004 02:38 AM

Im still here. My computer is only a foot or two away from my bed.It's way too tempting.

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 02:39 AM



The council comes to the conclusion that Matt should get off his ass and cook popcorn.

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 02:40 AM

ima play jedi outcast BE BACK SOON ;O

GADZOOKS Jul 9th, 2004 02:41 AM

travel sick is eating elephant seal cock.

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 02:41 AM

and you've been watching it instead of posting here >:

Sajuuk Jul 9th, 2004 02:42 AM

There is a ghost touching me :(

GADZOOKS Jul 9th, 2004 02:42 AM

ive been laying down :(

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 02:58 AM

ima lay down n eat popcorn then ima do a play

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 03:26 AM

kernels

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 03:28 AM

All the little babies got put into bed. >: EVEN SAJUUK

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 03:30 AM

Alrighty lets get started here.

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 03:31 AM



HUNNY BUNNY VOLUME 1

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 03:41 AM




OH HAY GUYS

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 03:41 AM



Shut up you bitch...

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 03:44 AM



BE NICE BINBIN IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 03:45 AM



I'm going to blow up the bus and kill us all.

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 03:46 AM



NAH LEQUISHA'S GIVING US A RIDE

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 03:47 AM



That's right bitches!

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 03:48 AM



Oh my god i'm going to bite that bitches fingers off.

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 03:49 AM



MORNIN KIDS!

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 03:49 AM



Jesus fucking christ, we know you aren't a rabbit.

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 03:50 AM



HI DAD!

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 03:51 AM



WHERE'S THE PRETTY WIFE? :D

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 03:51 AM



Fuck you asshole, you knew I was right here.

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 03:52 AM



HAY HUNNY!

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 03:54 AM



Fuck this, i'm walking to school.

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 03:56 AM



@ SCHOOL

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 03:56 AM



TALKTALKTALKTALKTALKTALKTALK

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 03:57 AM



EXCUSE ME it is time to teach

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 03:58 AM



TODAY WE WILL ALL LEARN HOW TO POUR DASANI INTO A CUP

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 03:59 AM



I wouldn't feel bad if a car flew through that window and killed you right now.

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 04:01 AM



LOL

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 04:02 AM

The End, thank you.

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 04:09 AM

MAKIN DA BAND VOLUME III

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 04:12 AM

RIGHTFULLY THE CHILDREN DECIDED TO NAME THEMSELVES



THEIR LIVES WERE CHRONICALED AS PART OF AN MTV REALITY SHOW

THIS IS THE RAW UNCUT FOOTAGE

Big McLargehuge Jul 9th, 2004 04:13 AM

With morning came spring, you could almost hear the flowers popping as they bloomed. The taste of sweet nectarine air hung so thick that I swam in a sea of syrup. And my entire being was joy. Life was more simple and more sweet, then I could ever recapture in later months. My color was blue and sometimes yellow. Mostly green. JOY.

Creeping along the day became summer, joy faded and was replaced with nerves. Electric wires hummed the indecision that had begun to wrap my life. I went everywhere getting nowhere. Somewhere along the way my hand found another and wrapped tight. Arms swinging with the motion of the swing set universe. Summer was marked here and there with palpable joy and momentary contentment.

I watched the clock hands swing past noon. On into the lazy days of late afternoon, autumn. My life found a track about 4pm and stuck to it, I could feel that old contentment grow, entwining me, vine-wise. The outrage of pure joy was rarer but I no longer needed that insane delight I once craved.

Now twilight, and winter. Colder than I could imagine I wrap up in blankets. Sit by fires. Warm my dying bones with the hands that couldn’t wrap mine anymore cause of the cold. The sun was already mostly set and I was looking forward to a little darkness for a change of pace. But with the dark I became tired. Shuffling to my room I lay in bed, introspective. Unsure whether my day was worth it, or if I spent all the time with trivialities. I wonder as I feel my eyes close whether I would wake up, or dream.

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 04:14 AM



IT ALL STARTED IN MR. HARVEYS PSYCHICS AP CLASS

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 04:15 AM



AWWW F***C WHATS THE ANSWERS

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 04:16 AM



FART :eek

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 04:17 AM



Think she'd notice if we went on the computers?

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 04:17 AM



HAHA WUT NOW BITCH

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 04:18 AM



YO LOL DID YOUR SHIRT JUST CHANGE

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 04:19 AM



THEN THEY MET DOBLER

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 04:20 AM



HAHA U BITCHES R GONNA BE IN MY BAND

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 04:21 AM



THEN MADDEN SHOWED UP

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 04:22 AM



HAHA U 3 BITCHES ARE GONA BE IN MY BAND

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 04:23 AM



YO FAGGOTS JUST MAKE ONE BAND ;P

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 04:33 AM



MARCH BITCHES I WANT SUM CHEESCAKE

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 04:38 AM



TUBA TIME

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 04:45 AM



EVAN TAKE THE DRUMS

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 04:47 AM



THE ANSWER IS CANCER

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 04:48 AM



WHEN DO YOU THINK MTV WILL PROVIDE US WITH CHAIRS

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 04:49 AM



HEY GUYS EVER WANNA KILL YOURSELF BEFORE?

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 04:50 AM



WATCH OUT IMA THROW THE FUCK UP

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 04:51 AM



SRY GOT A LITTLE COKE LEFT ON MY NOSE

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 04:52 AM




FART :eek

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 04:53 AM

How Do I Get My Band Grade?

1. Daily Participation 10 points, 150 every 6 weeks

2. Tests 100 points per test

3. Homework Papers 180 points every 6 weeks

4. Performances 100 per performance

5. Band book, folder, music 60 points every 6 weeks

Extra Credit

5 points per week if you come in during Home Base.

1 point per program you bring in that had music, including church programs.

15 points if you perform in a group or at church singing or playing your instrument.

20 if you play the national anthem at a Junior High home game.

30 if you participate in solo and ensemble contest.

10 if you are in the P.J.H. S. Choir or Jazz Ensemble.

5 if you come in on Thursday's for Help Session.

Deductions10 per weekend if your horn does not go home.

10 per weekend if you do not return your practice slip.

10 if you do not have your methods book.

10 if you forgot your instrument.

10 if you do not have black pants for a performance.

10 if you do not have your band t-shirt.

100 IF YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 04:57 AM



I JUST TOOK A BIG SH** ON THE FLOOR

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 04:58 AM



DID WE MENTION WE WERE ALL SLAVES

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 04:59 AM



DING!

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 05:03 AM

CHERRY TIME







Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 05:04 AM


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Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 05:05 AM

I'm eating cherries right now, I got inspired. :O

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 05:06 AM


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Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 05:14 AM

pee :(

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 05:39 AM

I got off the phone with Alecia just to play JKII I suck lool. :(

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 05:49 AM

SHOWER TIME

Jixby Phillips Jul 9th, 2004 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty

Lynne Margulies and Johnny Legend :eek

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 06:17 AM

:eek

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 06:20 AM



My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 06:21 AM



My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 06:22 AM



I know you want it
The thing that makes me
What the guys go crazy for
They lose their minds
The way I whine
I think it's time

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 06:23 AM



La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting
La,la,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 06:23 AM



My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 06:25 AM



My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 06:26 AM



I see you're on it
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys
It can't be bought
Just the thieves get caught
Watch if you're smart

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 06:27 AM



La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting
La,La,La,La,La,
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 06:28 AM



My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 06:29 AM



My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 06:30 AM



Oh, once you get involved
Everyone will look this way, so
You must maintain your charm
same time maintain your halo
Just get the perfect blend
Plus what you have within
Then next his eyes will squint
Then he's picked up your scent

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 06:32 AM



La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting
La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 06:33 AM



My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 06:34 AM



My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

Eternal_Champion Jul 9th, 2004 11:02 AM

fuck milkshake

Sajuuk Jul 9th, 2004 11:05 AM

:3

ArrowX Jul 9th, 2004 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eternal_Champion
fuck Eternal_Champion

:lol

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 12:24 PM

DONT FORGET TO FEEL THE MAGIC FROM THE BEGGINING

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.p...asc&start=5200

executioneer Jul 9th, 2004 01:14 PM

i forget did I edit the thread title to be you can get away with murder or did someone else do it :/

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 01:43 PM

:eek

Esuohlim Jul 9th, 2004 02:21 PM

GUYS I APOLOGIZE BUT THE I-MOCKERY BOARDS WERE ACTING LIKE A CUNTFACE AND KEPT LOGGING ME OUT IMMEDIATELY AFTER I LOGGED IN. IT WAS DOING THIS ALL MORNING TOO. I WAS P*SSED >:

GADZOOKS Jul 9th, 2004 02:22 PM

And i just went to bed, imagine that.

Matt Harty Jul 9th, 2004 02:37 PM

FUCK BOTH YOU YOU :rolleyes

I HAD FUN ALL BY MY LONESOME :rolleyes








:( wtf


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