LUCKY :(

I was sure I'd have one from that time the only thing I ever posted was "I LOVE PUSSY" in like every thread. :(

I must not either, though I know Tadao put me up for an infarction once

THANKS TADAO

:lol this place has gotten too many rules lately :(

AGREED

G'NIGHT :*

Some of those are gay

LET'S SEE YOUR LIST THEN

LET'S SEE THEM TITTIES THEN

I DON'T LIKE REPTILE DOO-DOO PORN (pouts and starts stamping feet)

PLEASE FUCK OFF AND DIE

AND

That's hawt

look at the breast there, that's amazing :jealous

I'd like to hear some funky dixieland
pretty momma come and take me
by the hand

By the hand
(hand take me by the hand pretty momma)
gonna dance with your daddy all night long

MY YOVILLE APARTMENT IS LOOKIN' PRETTY BITCHIN, GUYS

...also I think I got propositioned by an adolescent boy. :/ I kind of just went "heh" and got out of there.

jesus is just all right with me

I think it's going to be a good day. There was still coffee at the office when I got here and I think I found a really good deal on some Gucci shoes.

:D

WELL ME OH MY I MIGHT BE MOVING TO TEXAS A LOT SOONER THAN I HAD PLANNED >:

Then I won't have to drive so far to stalk you.

;)

Seven pages of catch-up and nothing. Squat. :(

Hey! My birth year is coming up next page!

:D

Happy Brithyear to me!

Al Sharpton

Jermaine Jackson

I should've known... no jogging suit or extra chins.

Lol I just noticed that it says Jesse "JACKON"

Better than the alternative.

Tadao! We have two children trapped in the second story! Get your ass in gear!! I got the hatchet, help me bring the hose!

They're dead. I'd be more heartbroken if it weren't for the fact that I have to deal with people who think boot camp is a waste of time. I'd be more heartbroken if the people I do deal with didn't decide that the day was best being wasted getting high. No, I'd be heartbroken. Tadao, You can go to hell.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image...ine=1202198073

:lol

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/membe...astposter&f=43

Why don't these people visit the forum? We could have a grand ol' time.

It's saturday, where is all the shenaniganary?

I have alcohol! :D

Help me decide: Stay in or go to local bar?

http://www19.atwiki.jp/femaleenemey/

Every female video game character. ever. Bless the lonely soul that maintains this, and may his nuts be forever swollen from disuse.

I wish I could navigate the damn thing, though.

My Yoville apt is growing more bitchin by the HOUR, my friends.



Feast your eyes! This took many, many hours in the widget factory!

Sorry Sir! I was napping behind the old shed.

Very nice Kitsa, but were are the Halloween decorations?

Those cost like 20,000 coins and I just don't make that kind of lameass virtual money.

They should give of free temporary ones :(

when there are plenty of idiots willing to fork over real money for tiny renderings of pumpkins? Are you KIDDING?!?

yikes, the fundamentals of our economy are strong.

You can't even take criticism seriously, let alone a human life. Get out of here! You're fired!

HEY Y'ALL ;)

Shake it like a Polaroid picture.

I love to pick up hitchhikers. What's up, sweetie?

http://www.hoogerbrugge.com/

http://nails.hoogerbrugge.com/

this site is so balls

niggaz down to make some endz

I was in a video rental store and I overheard some woman explaining the storyline of Trainspotting.

"It's about a baby that takes drugs and falls in a toilet" apparently.

:lol

I am cyclemoto. Get on the bitch seat. Bitch. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

YOUTUBE VIDEO CHALLENGE

4 HOURS, FIND A RAP VIDEO WITHOUT:

-dirty n*ggers




>:

DEVILWEARSPRADA CHALLENGE

10 MINUTES, SAY SOMETHING FUNNY AND/OR INTERESTING

I lost

BANNED FOR LIFE.



Rape.

i think i lost my jacket :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpDer9wdUEw

It counts because I say it does.

In world war 2 the average age of a combat soldier was twentysix, in Vietnam it was nineteen

i-i-i-i-in Vietnam it was nineteen

Think about that

Think about what? Vietnam was a lot harder on the U.S. soldiers.

Whoa dude your new avatar's awesome!! :hypno

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=tsZt6d...eature=related

and danny's too :love

right now right now right now it's time to... kick out the jams, motherfuckers!

Aaarg became a vet, too? Goddammit, if that actually meant something to me, I'd be jealous.

Call him Mr. Raider call him Mr. Wrong
Call him Mr. Vain
Call him Mr. Raider call him Mr. Wrong
Call him Mr. Vain
He'd say: I know what I want
and I want it now
I want you cause I'm Mr. Vain
I know what I want and I want it now
I want you cause I'm Mr. Vain

Fuck you for getting that song stuck in my head >:

Our food network HD has been stuck on this frame for the past 2 hrs that we know of.

That's hot.

Someone at Time Warner must think so too.

Me love you long time.

I thought it was Tila Tequila at first, but then it struck me that if it was her she'd actually be fellating that can in her hand, not squirting it in her mouth.

I'm glad I don't have cable.
But I wish Elimidate would come back.

Why would you want this horrible thing

I found my jacket :O im a lot more responsible than I thought

Yes, some birds are funny when they talk

My laptop screen won't stay up on its own anymore. :(

How long have you had it? Is it fixable?

it needs some ALL NATURAL PC enhancement

It's apparently fixable but the internet isn't much help, and the only website I can find that gives advice pertaining to my HP Pavilion zv6000 is Yahoo Answers where they range from "pry open your monitor and tighten your screws" to "buy a new laptop". I'm not inclined to do either >:

I can lean the screen against my wall so I'm not too concerned about it right now

my toshiba does that, it's a pain in the ass

This part here should just clip on (you'll probably need a screwdriver to pry it off). Once it's off you may be able to access the screws holding up the display.





http://h10032.www1.hp.com/ctg/Manual/c00364919.pdf -> page 110.

or buy a new laptop

HP laptops are shit. :( I'm posting on one now.

Compaq laptops are worse. :(

ASK ME HOW I KNOW. >:

I have a LG, everythings ok atm :)

Yup.

velcro a bookend to the back of it

MetalMilitia am I going to accidentally destroy my computer with that shenanigans >:

Probably not unless your name is Retardo "Guitar Woman" McIdiot.

Mine is the same for sidereal and tropical. Scorpio in both. 11/16