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I've missed Pub's Page Braks.
*sigh*
I <3 you too little zero

they get you ready to fight, your fuse is ready to blow, teach you to kill on sight, they call you G.I. Joe. you never wanted to stop the smell of burning flesh. the hero marches alone across the highway of death.

may your sword stay wet, like a young girl in her prime

You're a doll.

What's shakin bacon?

I would own that!

I has no bacon to shake at you, good sir.
:posh

I want one of these

SIGMUND!

I was watching that high of my ass a few years ago. I loved that show.

I love that show soooooooooooo much.
SIGMUND YOU'RE A ROTTEN SEAMONSTER!

Oh shit, I forgot it had Rip Torn!

I don't know what that is

This would be cool for Halloween

this is kind of creepy though

i fucking hate et

I would totally be a sleastak!

I have seen this somewhere before. I forget what it's called though.

i think i had one of these

I used to own a Furby :(

Oh man, i need a cigarette after that.

Blak Brak is clubing

PAGE BLAK IN DA HIZZY

he makes me wanna break out the glow sticks

When I was a really little kid I was in a commercial for Monchichi chewable vitamins :(

My mom said I spent the money on stickers. We don't even have a tape or anything. :( :(

I wish I had Monchichi vitamins :(
Another reason you're awesome Kitsa!

For some reason my mom enrolled me in modeling school for a brief time. I was the only kid there. I did maybe like 10 mall fashion shows and a couple of commercials. The other one was for some florist. Then we moved and the whole modeling thing was dropped and never mentioned again (fine with me).

Awww, well you're still a superstar to us <3

You're in a good mood this morning.

Not really, but I'll make the best of it anyhow :)

I'm gonna make brownies, I think.

That sounds pretty damn good

ghirardelli double fudge with walnuts.

oooooo
i want one!

my throwing arm's not that good

i can still hope :)
i'm going to go lay back down, it's going to be another hour or two before the laundry is dry.
my challenge today will be "how much of this next 24 hours can I sleep"

You are an evil genius. :rock

Ohio is too far to drive. :tear

I'd like a day like that right about now.

^ That's the plan for labor day. I'm trying to do next to nothing except possibly laundry.

I used to try those 24-hour experiments when I was on bedrest, to try and make the day go faster.

I figured out that you can sleep about 14-16 hours of it if you really try, without sedatives, but you end up really sore (even on a memory foam mattress) and you get a wicked case of bedhead. That, and there's only so much of a Tales From the Darkside marathon you can take during your waking hours.

It's either going to be sleep or finish up watching season 1 of TAXI. <3

Alex - you mean you changed your name to Ignitowski??
Jim (with a Cheshire grin) - Say it backwards!
Alex - Ixwotigni?
Jim (crestfallen) - Gee. That doesn't sound a bit like "Star Child" does it?

I loved that show. :love

The face that Christopher Lloyd makes when he reallizes it doesn't spell Star Child is priceless. :lol

I always thought of Kramer as just more or less doing a Jim impersonation.

ok so i'm awake again dammit. it's not tomorrow yet.
:(

longest I slept was a day and a half when I took too much cinnamon sticks o.o

It may be time to break out the nyquil.

Something of a coma, wiffles?

I slept for a day and a half after being up for 5 days on meth, I mean cotton candy.

Oh man, you were a cottonhead?

Cotton candy and Big Red and chewy Sweet Tarts. :orgasm

Wait, what are the other two euphemisms for?

I could imagine Big Red...

you lost me a long time ago

Chewy Sweet Tarts = Ecstasy

oh.

You know what's really depressing? When kids I used to babysit, whose DIAPERS I used to change, find me on myspace and they're like college seniors now :tear

My old best friend has a 16 year old daughter now. ;)

You guys are old!

The other night my roommate was saying something about a musician, "he came out pretty recently. His first album is from 2002 and blah blah blah." After he finished, I said, "dude, 2002 isn't recent anymore. That was seven years ago." We both had a "fuuuuuck" moment and swiftly forgot about it because we were high.

I'm 32. I've been babysitting since 4th grade.

Those people are not college seniors! You'd be 12 when I was born, and I'm a sophomore.

I've been babysitting since I was 9 or 10. At least 2 of the kids I sat for are seniors. Several (because I was an au pair for some kids whose moms didn't trust them alone, and wanted someone around) are almost as old as I am...they were 10 or 11 when I was 13-14.

Dang, I wouldn't trust my kids with some jive ass nine year old.

I wasn't an ordinary nine year old.

Oh... Oh my...

she had powers

shit yeah I had powers

Just not the shit powers

no, not the shit powers. Mainly the boring responsibility powers that aren't interesting.

Hey guys! It's 9:21 on Friday morning! Are you all ready to entertain me for my day off work?

I am! Let's begin with the Interactive Attack Bat.

I hope Hangie gets grounded from the computer soon.

I hope he gets run over by a truck full of dicks.

:lol

Yeah I bought that Kitsa. I could not get this to work, it fell apart while I tried to wind it up.

You write excellent reviews though.

Thank you. I hope you found it helpful.

It's a shame it doesn't work better because the idea of a mechanical attack bat is intriguing.

I was trying to figure out it's function. You push a button and it leaps at you?

That's probably why it's on clearance and has a one star rating.

I get the impression that it not only senses you and leaps at you, but it hangs from the roof. This would be a great toy if it wasn't a piece of cheap shit made with the intention of luring kids in with promises and then duly falling apart.

Uh, I assume.

I always wanted a toy Owl from Clash of the Titans. I kept hoping some company was gonna make one when I was a kid.

My Grandfather carved a wooden eagle for me, and I painted it. When it wasn't being used to attack lego men it was in the garden scaring away sparrows.

Tadao: you could probably get one via etsy alchemy.

I think someone actually made one like 5 years ago, but I'm not little anymore and I try not to collect anymore stuff as I have no room for even a Birthday card.

Unless it's an online BDay card

Like a picture of the senders bewbs.

Cause that's all I want :tear

I've asked all the girls except for Kitsa, cause we already had this discussion.

I don't do boob shots.

Here's the Bubo replica you were thinking of. No boobs, though. :/

https://www.gentlegiantltd.com/catal...uct/detail/204

That's a good looking one, I think the one I saw opened it's mouth and dilated it's eyes and made noise, but then again it could have been a homemade one.

Would it be your friend too? 'Cause I'd like that. :(

I would force it to be my friend. I even liked it more than R2-D2, I guess I've always loved animals. Probably because I had a subscription to Ranger Rick back in the mid 70's and well into the 80's. Grandma always renewed it for me.

The Bubo statue looks nice but not for $60.