at least you're not ironing your laptop... right?

i'm at work and as usual i'm bored as fuck. i'm adding titles and descriptions to image galleries and it's just a BLAST

Mmmmm.....work.

Actually, it'd probably be more fun than being housekeeper, and being riduculed by friends for 'doing nothing all day'

I'm at home doing fuck-all because I don't have a job.

Yay! But do you have any money? I don't.

i have money but it goes maaad quick

work is terrible...

I applied to a charity shop, just for something to do. I get a trial Monday.

Whoo. Unpaid retail.

is it like a salvation army or something?

i work at my school and it is really the best job i've ever had, but god, sometimes it's so monotonous and boring. mainly because i don't have an official "job," i'm just the web guy, graphics guy, and artbotics guy

you guys should check out artbotics actually, it's cool and fun and there are pictures of me ALL over the site!! http://artbotics.org/

Its a local one, manned mainly by old church ladies.
Unfortunatly, I'm a facialy pierced athist.

I also have lost the power to spell. Sorry.

oh boy, have fun with that then lol

so then is that you in the avatar?

YipYip. Is that you in yours?

no >:

GOD

Good. That would be scary....

So, where you at?

lowell, massachusetts -- MILL CITY WHAT

brb my computer is at like 95% guyz

Wow, it sounds a lot like here. Textile mills. And canals.

Do you live in early 19th century England, Shrubfest?

:lol

shrubfesst i'm an atheist too you wanna go catch a movie sometime? ;D

still at like 51% and the only thing i have open is firefox, aim, and windows media player >:

WHAT DANNY, YOU GOT SOMETHIGN TO SAY

Might as well.

Hmm...Problem.

Do I eat the last slice of cake, so I can wash the cakebox an put it away, or leave it, and see if my mother wants it when she gets home from holiday this evening?

leave it for your mother

guys i'm listening to a bluegrass version of black sabbath's paranoid right now that someone at work just showed me; it's lol, and actually not bad on its own http://www.fugly.com/audio/599/Blue_Grass_Ozzie.html

Hmm, a tricky situation indeed. If I were you I would put the cake slice on a small plate and cover it with something then put it in the fridge so I could offer it to my mother later. I would then wash the cakebox.

Hmm....Leave it it is.

I'll Have a banana instead.

i'm huuuuuuungry

grooooooaaaaaaaaan

Revenge for the doughnut comment yesterday!

>: WELL MAYBE I'LL GO GET SOME MORE, THERE'S A DUNKIN DONUTS RIGHT NEXT TO MY WORK

Problem solved! :D

nah, my stomach isn't feeling so hot right now :(

Aw...Have a cuppa. Sometimes helps.

Time to go clean the fish tank. Whoop.

a what?

Cup of tea, m'darlin.

i heard weed is better

jus sayin

:)

hugs not drugs

butt plugs not hugs

persian rugs not white thugs

i'm out.

You leave your drink around me believe your drink gonna get drunk up.

thanks for the heads up

Fish tank nearly cleaned.
I'm now coated in stinky fish water and bruises.
Sigh.

Water bruises you? What a horrible life you must have in England.

Haha. No, the raw edges on the top of the tank.

:lol you win this round, wobzire!!!

Shrubfest, I've heard of hard water, but god damn! :davechappelle

is a a huge aqaurium? why are you always doing chores?

More like :sigh

Its big-ish. Just quite high up, and i'm a bit short...

And it's cos i'm a SLAVE!

And my mother is on holiday so everything falls to me.

Well we are here for you. By here I mean probably the other side of the planet, but you know. Here for support! Or to insult you. Depends on the mood. You know.

a/s/l

pics?

Are you serious?
Is he serious?

Dunno...

Should I be worried?
Also, I'm too stupid to know how to pic post.

so i was crossing the street like 15 minutes ago, and a black cat ran by and almost got hit by a car!

am i doomed? :(

YA! You are totally going to die evenetually

I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED I'M SO TIRED V

AWWW FUCK

:( damn guys these are my final days what do i do

DANNY, I'M GOING TO DIE AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS... oh forget it, i'm going to miss you when i die :(

lets go to disney world before you go, i've never been there :eek

a/s/l

pics?

Erm, get lots of nice edible things, a big comfy thing, and stay on the forum til death occurs.

If your over 12 prepare for the let down of a lifetime. It's still fun and all but the magic just isn't there. And fat people LORD OH LORD fat people.

im not over 12 :x

well get your child ass to disney

He's talking about age, not IQ.

will you take me? :(

shut up pub im smart son

a/s/l

pics?

IM NOT GOING. ASK THE DEAD GUY!

AND WOULD SOMEONE DISCLOSE THEIR INFO TO MAKE THAT GUYS DAY ALREADY? :capsoff

20/MALE/ASHDOWN,ARKANSAS
HTTP://MYSPACE.COM/DANNYTATOMSTHESHIT THERE'S PCITURES THURR

A/S/L & wanna cam?

wobzire

a/s/l

pics?

22/m/the dirty

my webcam broke, but I do have full spread pics ;)

20. man. can.

I'm at work so no pics for now

man, this forum LOVES people at work huh?

unless they work at pizza hut :o

YOU HAVE TO UNCAPS THE URL JACK

FUCK THAT JOB, I've gotten only 2 days a week the last 3 weeks. >:

all the pizza hut workers use to post in the FOOD forum (rip)

wah wah wahhhhhhhh

the other day, danny told me that he dropped food on the floor but served it anyway :whoa

i drop like 90% of the stuff i pick up there but w/e

I am on lunch as of one minute ago and I was actually going to go to the pizza hut accross the street.

make sure you don't cross any black cats as you're crossing :/

and that nobody named danny is making your food

AND on I-Mockery.com/forum

like a month or two ago i typed in i-mockery.net and felt stupid

i wish it still was i-mockery.net that was a lot cooler and i never had to see the real site or even ever think about seeing it

if i ever go to the main site now i get really confused. i haven't given it enough time to get used to it. it's not like i like the main site all that much anyway :-/

thats wut i'm sayin :lol

:lol

well I just went to the grocery store and got 2 redbulls and a mars bar for lunch.

you unhealthy fuck

it was that or floorperoni pizza

Lunch, eh? Its teatime here...

and im on an early lunch its only 11:15

it's about to be weed time here 8]

its about an hour after noon right now in MASSACHUSETTS

can't blame you about the pizza though; good job danny you ruined the franchise

I'm calling the police

Are we playing the time game? Because I win.

Really? Damn. I thought I had that round.

Why Pub? What time you got?

yeah how can you beat weed time?