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If you had done that thing where you just quoted a bunch of my posts, you'd probably still have a website. :lol Because I think you think I'm just that great. :x |
By the internet gods I wish I had put some spoiler tags around that image. :(
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I forget, is your website still even up?
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HAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE TREATING HIS WEBSITE LIKE IT WAS A REAL WEBSITE. :lol
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AND NOT A TERRIBLE JOKE. :lol
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THE WEBSITE OF A RAPIST. >:
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WHAT THE FUCK MILHOUSE >:
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IF I STOPPED TREATING TERRIBLE JOKES AS REAL THINGS THAN I DON'T THINK I'D HAVE ANY WILL TO LIVE.
THE RENOWNED RAPIST ESUOHLIM'S WEBSITE WAS NOT THE WORST THING ON THE INTERNET. |
IT EXPIRED APRIL 28, 2007 :tear
I WOULD HAVE MADE A TRIBUTE PAGE BUT I COULDN'T PUT IT ON MY WEBSITE >: |
YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS, RAPIST!
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Congratulations on the better job, sir! :)
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Thank you. It's nice to have a computer that can access the internet outside of Wikipedia and NBA.com. It's also nice to have an office email account that can actually be used to email other people in the office.
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I'm surprised any job let you have access to Wikipedia, it's like the Playboy of information.
Uh, pretty but essentially fake. |
While not convinced, I am willing to accept truthiness over actually finding a valid source.
Also, not all jobs that allow internet access are crazy limiting facists. Some even let you look at porn! :eek Not mine though. :) |
When I worked for TiVo as tech support, I had access to Wikipedia, MySpace, IMDB, I-Mockery, porn, etc.
I was almost ALWAYS on Wikipedia or IMDB though. Sometimes I-Mockery on a slow night. |
Captain Blood.
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They let us have access to those two sites because we convinced them that we needed to look up info on NBA players for the game we were testing. Which was partially correct.
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I miss esuohlim's site. I actually read it.
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Even my articles?
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I went back to reread a few of my site's old pages and this is the first time in my life I didn't feel embarrassed while reading shit I wrote in the past :(
Even Seven Force's article was funny Pub had his moments :lies |
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Are we posting sarcastically nice things people have said about me here? :)
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I-Möckery Chät :eek
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great, now it's like this room is all the people I play team fortress 2 against >:
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Gordon Bombay.
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Re:343. The only exercise I managed in my late teens was laser tag. Since then I have done no exercise at all. :x
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This thread is really metal now
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i always thought the internet had a metallic taste to it
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You're thinking of blood.
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Or well water.
Don't Bathe in it though; it'll leave you greasier than when you where filthy |
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pub lvoer when you were in ingland did you see my sister cause i think she was there the same time :eek
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I'm sorry Willie, I did not see your sister while I was in the UK. I was in some pretty unpopular places so it was all my fault.
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According to New York police Actor Heath Ledger has been found dead in a Manhattan apartment.
Batman got him. :lol |
he was being such a jagoff
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It's the batman curse :eek
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This is seriously not funny at all if it delays the dark knight :(.
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I'm sure we can give Batman enough credit to kill disturbingly pretty Hollywood actors and still have time foil the Joker's diabolical plans. Jeez.
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It's just publicity for the new film.
Christian Bale killed him to make sure the box office sales are the best ever. Because Batman likes it when his films do well. |
wow I thought everyone was joking about this, but he really is dead!
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i dont even know who he is, so i'm un effected.
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Dude, you should totally watch 10 Things I Hate About You! It is his best movie.
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I'm surprised Brock Samson hasn't been mentioned yet.
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I just want everyone to know that Sam is my favorite out of all of you. :(
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I beleive that.
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SAM IS THE MAN :rolleyes
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I just had a customer named Louis LaFlash.
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I'm sure this has nothing to do with anything ever said in the forums within, maybe the last 10 minutes, but does anyone remember when the US first went to Iraq (under Dubya Bush, not HW) and the French protested and so instead of calling French Fries(which they're not), we proudly called them Freedom Fries? Which led to a joke I made around then, whenevr I'd cuss like "I NEED A MEDIUM RARE STEAK ON THIS PLATE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! PARDON MY FREEDOM!!!"
Anyway, the whole French= Freedom gag. Though we used that to mock the French at the time, it just seems like another joke on the Americans since the French aided us in the Revolutionary War. Plus they gave us the Statue of Liberty and those little doohickeys that go the end of a wang, which is supposed to help please a woman, but the only ones i've seen have tips made of hard plastic, and there is no way i'm putting that on me, let alone wear it for a girl because, if I DO, there is NO WAY i'm getting the sex again on the 3rd date. I don't fuck on the first date. |
Yeah. I talked about "freedom ticklers" a lot back in 03, and I knew some people that drove from Chicago to a "Freedom Fry" joint in New Jersey more or less just to order some in French. (They financed this venture by selling shirts that said "The University of Chicago was my first choice" at Princeton.)
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what is it like having christmas and newyears in the summer is it nice :( |
I think I'll work on controlling my anger today. Maybe I can keep it in a box for later use.
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Name- Kingofeurope
Age- umm... :\ job- STUDENT ROFL where are you at?- on the moon how did you find out about this site?- forgot :| what's your favorite thing about the site?- video game related stuff why did you start posting- why not? Level of Educ.- me fail English? that's unpossible! hobbies- Video gaming fav. music/band- Rock/Rap music, i guess fav. book- don't know fav. movie- Friday the 13th movies Fav. Video Game- I like many games, so i can't choose :\ fav. food- LOTSA SPAGHETTI! (with cheese) In high school you were voted most likely to...- selfish jerk of class Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I like cheese! |
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guys i'm afraid kingoreurope is the new zbf :(
i want to ignore him, but i also can't wait to see the trainwreck |
He makes everything fun and refreshing!
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I'm gonna go ahead and dump these posts in pub's thread.
If you're not going to post any info at all, don't bother posting in the "let's all get to know one another" thread. |
New thread backups!
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22264 |
my area got todays worst weather in america tag from msnbc. yay!
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Willie is a genius.
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THERE ARE ONLY TWO RULES
#1: BE A JERK #2: POST INCESSANTLY |
CIRCA BACK WHEN WE DIDN'T HAVE TO CALL THIS THE "CHATROOM THREAD" :rolleyes :rolleyes :ROLLEEKS
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If this was still the 'POSTCOUNT FIGHT THREAD', I'd agree. It isn't, get over it. :( |
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I can't decide if I think Icky Thump is great or terrible.
Too many off-beat chaotic solos, but some of this stuff is catchy as fuck. |
Musical discussion is your idea ofposting something crazy?
I like Icky Thump. However whenever Iever see Jack White he reminds me of Chojin & I get a boner. :orgasm Bonever? |
I've lost the ability to be CUHRAAAAAAAAZY, I think.
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Also I've decided that I love this album :<
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Then stop posting on the internet & get a girlfriend, for the sake of the gods. >:
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It's one of those things that's best when you're listening to it and doing something else, I guess, cuz then you can tune out all the things that are wrong with it if you want to.
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I totally would if I didn't hate everyone around me :<
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I loved most of Icky Thump, but I could not stand Conquest. It's just... weird. And seriously, Jack White is the palest motherfucker in existence.
PEOPLE ARE OVERRATED. |
OH NO KELLYCHAOS FRIENDED ME ON FACEBOOK I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO :panic
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Conquest is one of my favorite songs on the album :<
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Esuohlim that kind of thing is why the block function was invented
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Conquest is one of the best things on the album, but I like the Patti Page version more.
Fuck you & your intolerance for pale people. >: People are underwrited. ;( |
I'm really fair skinned, do you hate me too ;_;
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Nevermind it's not him :eek
I AM A KEEP SECRATS |
ESUOHEPAR, YOU ARE NOT A FRENCH PORNO STAR! >:
WHAT GIVES? |
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Is that guy your dad? Because I see a resemblance.
Also I found an article on anime that cites an Engineering student's opinion. Is that to do with you? |
I said he was the palest person ever I didn't say I hated pale people, JESUS CHRIST. I'm half-Scandinavian and could easily blind people in the winter.
I wish I could backtrack and say that I was kidding, but I really don't like Conquest in relation to the rest of the album--it just doesn't seem to fit with everything that's around it? Of course, I love "I'm Slowly Turning Into You" so you're welcome to blame it on my shitty taste, I won't cry. ;_; |
Jesus Esu, what the truck.
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