I just got called a bad human being...
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I just can't believe that someone who stabbed me in the leg, would call me 'a bad human being'
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so yeah I have till like nov. 1st to put in my application to northwestern :(
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hi bass
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Hi Matt
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THIS IS MY 666TH POST!
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:eek
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You guys how old should a girl be before you start touching her in the pants?
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So I was writing a movie with a friend of mine about Santa being a vigalante against a drug dealer named Jezu, and I came up with the best line"
BAD GUY: What are you going to do about it, Santa? Put some coal in my stocking? SANTA: No, I'm going to put some lead in your pipes. (Promptly shoots bad guy in head) |
no he has to shoot him in the THROAT in the THROAT goddamn it
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or in the dick :x
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OUCH WILLIE, THAT WOULD HURT, R U A SADIST?
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yes
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plus those are the two places occasionally referred to as your "pipes" :x
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DO YOU EVAR STOP THINKING WILLIE?
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when i start drinking i stop thinking
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IM THINKIN NOW SOMEONE AINT DRINKIN
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I keep re-writing my script because every time i read it it become unfunny :(
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THINKIN LINKIN
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Just like.. when you think of anything and you rlike *OMFG ITS SO COOL* In a few days your going to hate it. No matter what it is. :/ |
You guys should make asian family matters with your friends :/
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hey kids
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Ok I'm done no more revising this crap..
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is that phsyco mantis in your avatar ninja..
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SEX
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oh yus, he looks old-school angry, ya'll
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watch it jack
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Not just your ordinary sanitary napkin, ladies.
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KOTEX FITS PERIOD
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Somebody start up the mad libs, again. Those sure were the days. :/
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those were the days if you were a fan of unfunny madlibs >:
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FUCK YOU, BRAINY >:
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This thread is like my adopted baby.
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I took it away from it's dope fiend parents.
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Gave it love & attention.
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But then my I found it in bed with my homosexual life partner.
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Oh The Betrayal!
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In my rage I raped & abused it.
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But soon I realised what I had done.
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I called the child protection agency, & I confessed my crimes.
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A nice man came & took it away.
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The nice man took it to a safe place, away from any abusive people.
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But now I see that it was taken back from there by a known pervert & crossdresser.
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All the abuse has started again.
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My poor baby. If only I was a stronger man, & could resist the temptation, & not abuse you thus.
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My Poor, Poor Baby.
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I just had an arguement with an American.
My initial standpoint was that the US media is overly censored & bias. That soon degraded to a petty volley of 'Your country is stinky!' It's getting too easy to win uch arguments. FIX YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY! >: |
He He. :)
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Postcount. >:
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Gringos are sexy.
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You just ruined this thread. >:
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bound to happen..
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Why don't these newbs learn? They're always fucking with the divine order. >:
Hey Saad! How's ya? |
Add one to my postcount
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Either put the effort in, or don't bother. In this thread there are over 50 pages solely posted by me. Do you understand the kind of commitment to my postcount that entails? No, you fucking newbs have no clue, no fucking clue at all! >: |
HES DA MAN
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Guys Ken Jennings died on his way to Jeopardy today. :(
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you lie...
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PUB LOVERS BACK TIME TO PARTY ++
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WHATS UP GUYS IM AT SCHOOL RIGHT NOW WHER ARE YOU?
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I just found out I got a 1390 on my SATs... The people sitting next to me are telling me that's good... so I guess I should be pleased
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That's such a bad score I mean you should be ashamed and you might as well apply for a job at the gas station right now.
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THIS IS THE 6666TH REPLY TO THIS THREAD :(
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and this is the 6667th :(
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Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand.
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i haven't cut my hair in nearly 3 years :( :(
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it tickles my back now :(
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I get pissed when my hair touches my ears, so that's usually when it gets cut.
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So yesterday I was on the bus ride back home from a math team meet and we were passing bussy woods and I was all trying to be funny in a scary story around the campfire voice:
"I've heard terrible stories about bussy woods, once three teens walked into these woods but never walked out" Of course only a handful of people got it and started saying "yeah I hope we don't get died in these woods" than I said "Yeah I hope I don't get dyed purple, again" So right than this very attractive girl that I kinda had a crush on says "Are you gay?" I don't understand how to respond so I fake crying. But yeah normally I don't care when people say stupid stuff like that, but It just kinda makes me feel like I have some protruding flaw that I'm not noticing and my friends are ignoring, but It's glaring to other people. Regardless I totally got her back by masterbating to her year book picture. In your face bitch, (all too literally) |
i wonder if nickelodeon will show the halloween episode of salute your shorts
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or are they just going to show more of that amanda show lobster shit
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OMFG ANGRY BEAVERS
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OMFG 3000
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And one
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I made like 100 posts in this thread in about 3 days one time. :(
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We all did, Jim. Those were the days. :(
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yeah when you really couldn't keep up and everything you typed became out of context all to quickly..
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No, not really.
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i had hoped you died
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I CAN GET AWAY WITH MURDER!
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anyone could with that cute a baby.. :(
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Its better to have a low postcount than a high one. On that note, I love Burgerlord.
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IM GIONG TO FIND YOUI IN IOWA AND STICK MY PULSATING PENIS IN BETWEEN YOUR BUNS AND RAPE THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU
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