do i masterbate in the flowers before hand?
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No, that would constitute creepy.
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MAKE SURE THE ROSES HAVE RAZORS IN THEM :(
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Do i cut myself with them?
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YOU'RE NOT HELPING B.M. >:
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How is she supposed to know he loves her if he doesn't hurt her?
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IF SHE IS SMART SHE'LL CATCH ON.
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ok So i go to her house which i found through extensive stalking and ring her door bell with razor flowers.
pub lover is the best on giving me this type of advice :( |
loveline forum >:
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BE SURE TO TELL WHO YOU ASKED THE POSTER FORMERLY KNOWN AS SAM TEH GAY FURRY AND A 20 YEAR OLD VIRGIN (B.M.) FOR HELP ON THIS MATTER. :(
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i am only 19 :(
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BE SURE TO TELL WHO YOU ASKED THE POSTER FORMERLY KNOWN AS SAM TEH GAY FURRY AND A 19 YEAR OLD VIRGIN (B.M.) FOR HELP ON THIS MATTER. :(
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Hey did I tell you guys that i met a girl who likes me :(?
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Did that really happen or are you just making that up?
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WE MAY NEVER KNOW :(
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HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN?
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ONE TIME I WAS LOOKING AT THIS GIRL AT THE BEACH AND SHE GOT HER BOYFRIEND TO BEAT ME UP, SO NO. :(
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WERE YOU LOOKING WITH YOUR EYES OR WITH YOUR HANDS?
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NEITHER OF THOSE :(
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WHAT ELSE COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE LOOKING WITH?
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A 8 FOOT METAL POLE COATED IN BUTTER :(
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I WOULDN'T TOUCH THAT GIRL WITH AN 8 FOOT POLE.
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WHAT IF IT WAS COATED IN BUTTER?
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ONE TIME, I ATE A STICK OF BUTTER. :(
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I BET YOU DID TUBBY >:
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