:pagebrak

TIME FOR A NEW REGIME!

User Name - Posts
Pub Lover - 10,587
Tadao - 4,597
Esuohlim - 3,959

You're old news

You can't juggle girls and internet life

Remember what happened last time?

Probably not

I wonder why that is

See, you just need 240 pages of you telling me to shut up & then you've caught up.

OH YEAH, CAUSE IT'S NEVER BEEN AN ISSUE

Think of the page braks! :eek

SHUT UP

Old like a used diaper in the sun.

:conspiracy

I can barely lift even tiny ones over my head, they just end up on my face. :orgasm

Nope! What happened? :x

You're so right. :)

I get hit in the head a lot. :(

By falling girls. :orgasm ;) :orgasm

I'VE BEEN BESTED! :O

Ho ho, you got me there! :lol

A real good one! :lol

:pagebrak

I'm blushing all over the place here. :wank

PREMATURE BRAKULATION

I am shutting up. You should try it.

Fuck. I missed it. :dunce

Butts to you.:love

What! >:

Don't give up so easily, slowpoke.

At least you get it out at all. I just went limp.

Dude, you're gonna make me cry. :(

:(

Cheer up!

Holy crap! :eek

I have known you for fucking years. :eek

Fucking years! :eek

Like 2 of em, maybe even 3 if you count ezboard!

That fist was in a folder marked 2007. :eek

I have the shittest little arms.

pubby may i have your vote before eat my throat?

Eat your throat?

You mean Necking?

You're saying we'll make out if I vote for you?

sexy

Sam, you better have a good counter-offer. :|

In a word...

:wank

:pagebrak

samantha said that you were his personal assassin and you were going to eat my throat and kill me :(

:lol

Baby, only if you can die from too much loving. ;)

...

Dude. :tear

On an unrelated note: :puke

boys go to jupiter to get more stupider and girls go to college to get more knowledge

Man, boys must be pretty stupid, not one has needed to go to Jupiter yet.

Fuck that shit mang I go to college where I learn about Jupiter so suck it

Get in line, Tom. She's making out with me before she is sucking your anything. >:

...

milhouse is a copycat

BALLS-DEEP ANAL PENETRATION

On me or you? :eek

I GUESS THAT ALL DEPENDS

The answer I was looking for was 'BOTH, BITCH' ;)

I need you to swim to Tasmania and kill that traitor Zhukov first though.

A vote for Tadao? Not today-o! :lol

I KNOW I HAVE MULEHOSES VOTE

Yes, but he lets anyone get balls deep in his ass, so again, me before you do him.

all the jerks escaped onto the internet :eek you should be safe

how about i read this thread every day and the ask willie thread weekly, will that do

You're too generous. You shouldn't be on the internet at all in your condition.

:pagebrak

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvWh6PMi9Ek

Why was I not informed of this

The Madeline one is my favorite, btw

Also wasn't Waldo looking for the Land of Waldos, which he eventually found and used to enhance the street cred of all children awesome enough to find him there

OH OH it's come to this has it? My word. >:

my cat goes crazy for dryer sheets

give him a dryer sheet and he'll treat it like catnip, rolling around on it and then licking and biting the hell out of it for hours

it can't be good for him, but it makes him smell so nice.

God damn, why do the early Rolling Stones albums suck so much

That's pretty good. I will admit to having an unhealthy Madeline obsession and also that I like the Madeline one the best too :\

George Starostin doesn't seem to think so!

http://newstar.rinet.ru/music/stones.htm

Everything from Beggar's Banquet to Tattoo You is pretty good, I just really hate their first like 5 albums

tadao wasnt running for president :(

BUT NOW HE IS

BUT THANK YOU ANYWAYS! IT LOOKS PRETTY!

Lyle's backstory is my new favorite Achewood arc :(

Actually Achewood in general after 2006 is awesome, I'm pretty ashamed that I let myself not read it

ty lobster nose :)

Maybe not but Sam needs someone to run against. :\

Sam's a slacker.

It says:


"ZHUKOV IS GENERAL SECRETARY"

You may not remember voting for this position, it is just given to the most respected member of the i-mockery politburo, i.e me.

Tadao for president if Sam doesn't send me naked pictures of drumming4buddha

If Sam sends them to me, he gets my vote too!

That's one fucking hell of a hangover, maybe a better filtered vodka and less sugar.


+

OH OKAY MR MONEYBAGS LETS ALL JUST BUY ARIZONA ICE TEAS AND FUCKING SKYY VODKA WITH OUR TOP HATS AND SPATS AND WALKING STICK WITH A BIG GEM ON THE HILT >:

Costco always has that shit on sale son.

Yeah thats not very Russian. Those guys are broke as hell.

What Skyy or Popov?