Hot, salty pudding. :orgasm :yum :x

Shit.

Everyone makes mistakes.

Except for Tadao because he always knows what to do. :rolleyes

T has an edit button. I do not.

I was just looking at that avatar of yours. :eek Good times. :wank

Hahahah I love you pubbles.

Joey Ramone would have been 59 today :(

It cuts off before the "Go to hell you old bastard" part :(

and the "have the rolling stones killed" part :(

to many brass fittings

Pub did (do?) you watch Ship to Shore and Round the Twist?

I did, yes.

Phew, just checking.


Oh, and I think people do live on Antarctica. A baby was born there last year (maybe two.. or three years ago. Five?) if I recall correctly.

All the French and Russian sailors going to and from Antarctica stop in Hobart. They hang around port smoking and waiting to get back on their boats to go somewhere better. :(

What video is it? I'll forget by the time I get home?

Reel Big Fish - Hungry Like The Wolf

That song is amazing. I went to a gentlemens club once and some "dancer" "came out" to it.

The only versions of that song that are listenable are RBF's and Bruce Campbell's Old Spice comercial.

Less than Jake have a good hungry like the wolf cover too.

edit: Its not on this but I might order this album when I get home.

http://lessthanjake.wikia.com/wiki/T..._Tribute_Album

Oh, Ok. I'll go ahead and tell the guy that he is highly inaccurate with how continents converse with each other.

:rolleyes

Stuffy left over Brits are the worst. :x

:pagebrak

BTC, your art installation looks cool. :)

I just reloaded the page and my browser blocked a popup and some bitch started screeching about lysol or windex or something and I can't figure out where it's coming from :(

And I just installed new antivirus antieverything.

the same thing happened to me and then it started singing that song that goes, "WONT LET YOU INTOOO MYY HEeeAAAARRRRTTT""

Paramount Studios shooting locations in the 20s

SPANISH CALIFORNIA, THE EXCELLENCE OF EXECUTION

Here's something for FZ

http://www.looplabs.com/

Tadao you dick go find me a job

In what career?

Manuel Labor?

Or data entry. Something repetitive and soul-crushing, I can do that.

I'm looking at writing gigs on craigslist, but the only samples I have were written off of drugs and aren't very good.

I used to work for WinCo. They can really crush your soul. You can make decent money and even part timers get amazing full medical coverage.

I shoplift from my local WinCo all the time so I don't think that's a good idea

Other supermarkets are fair game, though!

And I keep looking for nonprofit jobs with gay neo-hippie groups, but I don't give a cubic millimeter of fuck about the earth or all the downtrodden brown people, and I guess the interviewer women with mats of tarantula hair covering their legs can see through my facade.

Be careful, WinCo will always prosecute. Also, they drug test a lot.

i think wincos hiring policy is hiring dicks

HOW DID YOU GET HIRED THERE EXACTLY?

They'll hire anyone in the Bakery. It's a loveless job.

i think one time somebody in the bakery smiled at me and that was thenicest thing that has ever happened to me at winco

I was lifting some robitussin the other week and some guys in nametags and sharp suits kept showing up wherever I went and I started shitting bricks

Turns out they were just Jehovas Witnesses :lol

When someone in the Bakery smiles, it's as lucky as catching a Leprechaun under a rainbow.

:eek Java is so cool

That makes everything so easy. Wowie wow.

I kinda really like it a lot.

Couldn't help it.

heh.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=13028

These clever spammers and their crafty non-robot occupations.

telepathic spam :eek

I love the biography too

Biography: "Man"

Still, it beats Jim "The Punky QB" McMahon's autobiography

:lol, In my mind I thought I put biography instead of occupation, his occupation is even funnier though.

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Can you just fast forward straight to the part where you post your spam? I mean honestly, do you really believe if you post nonsense long enough, post enough innocuous posts, that when you finally do spam the mods will say, "we'll let them off with a warning"? Cause that is not how the mods here operate. Ask JohnnyD2 or whatever he was called (his shtick was thanking everyone in every thread). He posted for a couple weeks much like you are now doing, then he dropped his software spam and BAM! he was beaten with the banhammer!

Your fate shall be no different

http://www.bp.com/liveassets/bp_inte...ov_stream.html

:x

I saw a submarine.

How's the weather going Zhukov?

It's a bit cold and I haven't seen the sun in days. You?

I see some robotic looking thing, but I have no idea what it is.

It looks like a Big Daddy from Bioshock.


But I was just telling lies when I said I saw a submarine, but now I can actually see one. :\

It is cold and hungover here.

13,9,1,13,9
22,9,3,5
6,21,3,11
25,5,1,8

ええマイアミの副性交

:18,15,12,12,5,25,5,19

It's Australia and New Zealand week at work for some reason so there a giant standup of the crocodile hunter. I think its kind of funny because he's a corpse.

WAY TO GO AGAINST THE FLOW

4.7.62.555.
49/11/19999

FUCK YEAH

TIME FOR ANOTHER MADLIB, READY RANKERI?

U.S. CITY
NOUN
PROFANITY
AFFIRMATION

His children are in two TV commercials at the moment and I always seem to catch them :(

So horrible.

I'm watching Roseanne and her old ugly mom broke her pelvis while shtuuping.

I remember ten years ago, my mom said something about Steve Irwin to her Australian bosses and they were like, "Who?"

I'd never heard of him until he was on the news for being on the news in the USA.

He's been famous dead here longer than he was famous alive, if that makes sense. A national embarrassment.

Well, I like his general promotion of conservation and the fact that he used his revenue to buy huge tracts of land so that they could stay undeveloped, as wildlife sanctuaries. I like that.

I was a bit of an amateur herpetologist back in the day, when I was doing my biology undergrad, and I was always a little bewildered as to his methods. I always thought that some of the handling he did was more stressful to the animals than a tranquilizer dart or something might have been, but then I wasn't a respected owner of a zoo and he was. Still, I wonder how much the element of surprise figured into how he got by so often without being bitten.

Goes to show that it only takes one time to do you in, I guess.

Which one of you niggas drank all the Goo Punch

May 25, Towel Day. Celebrate Douglas Adams! http://towelday.org/
I had no idea until just now.

fucking spiders.

Some sort of loophole must allow them to log/mine/destroy it irregardless, because apparently 'they' are still threatening it. Either that or it's a different loophole that allows the family to keep begging for money to save a place that is already supposed to be saved.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5VxkAX9jco&feature=fvw

Seriously, I only watch the news after work but I still get bombarded with this ad at least fifteen times a night.

This might sound a bit culturally insensitive, but was he playing up his "australian-ness" for the Americans? Because I think that's what Paul Hogan did. The US concept of Australia is a little cartoonish and over-the-top.

We have a pseudo-Australian steakhouse chain here and I've read that the cooking is actually cajun and has very little to do with Australia. That doesn't stop them from printing up the menus with Aboriginal art and kangaroos, though. Usually, there is also a reference to a barbie and what you can throw on it.

Of course, Japan has been doing that with US culture for years.

So you're saying crocodile dundee isn't real? How blasphemous of you.

FUCK YEAH SUMMER VACATIN

POR CUBA LIBRE

I wish my summer was like 5 degrees :(

KELVIN :x

ALTHOUGH WE STILL HAVE 1 WEEK OF LECTURES ABOUT NUTRIOTION, BUT FUCK YEAH, NO MORE EXAMS FOR LIKE.... 3 MONTHS

NUTRIOTION :x

I think it involves pickled fish and lingonberries.

LUTEFISK FUCK YEAH!

:x Ugh. Lutefisk. :x

I've actually had some lutefisk, tastes better than it smells

Yes. The UK does the same thing. I find it annoying.

Hey Rankeri, what time is it?

Hammer time.

twenny two

twenny three

twenny four

Right now? 22:21

When you posted this piece of shit? 4:52 PM