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Colonel Flagg Mar 10th, 2009 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 618616)
Mr Chi is funny. :sadclownface

I've had the same urge myself, but I must admit, he is more creative than I'd be.

Hope you feel better. :\

Tadao Mar 10th, 2009 08:51 PM

Heh, nothing gets me down. Well that's alie, but you would have to be family and have tragedy for me to be upset.

Kitsa Mar 10th, 2009 10:33 PM

My dog literally dragged me two blocks. It was like waterskiing. I think it might be time to get her a prong collar, as much as I hate the thought of it :/

Tadao Mar 11th, 2009 12:09 AM

You can always double leash so that you can give her a little tug on the prong leash but if she does try to pull you use the normal leash to hold her back.

b_squared Mar 11th, 2009 01:08 AM

Thet have some good no pull collars available. some go around the muzzle and are alot gentler than the prong pinch type.

kahljorn Mar 11th, 2009 01:28 AM

when all these psychic fags used to hang around here (these are adults) they would sit on o ur old nova cause its cool and smoke their cigarettes and one of the faggots in his annoying gay voice was all, "I WANT TO DAHNCE ON THAT CAR" and they all laughed.

psychics are the worst kinds of pathetic people.

executioneer Mar 11th, 2009 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by b_squared (Post 618709)
Thet have some good no pull collars available. some go around the muzzle and are alot gentler than the prong pinch type.

they really aren't, plus they have the added disadvantage of not being useful for training, since a dog will always try to fight them rather than becoming obedient

Kitsa Mar 11th, 2009 06:38 AM

Rapist pleads with judge to be executed, rather than sent to prison where he might be raped:

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/...ml?source=mypi

executioneer Mar 11th, 2009 09:04 AM

i'm curious how a five-foot-tall dude was able to rape ANYONE tbh :/

executioneer Mar 11th, 2009 09:06 AM

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"A life is precious because you only get one," she said, speaking to Galvan-Hernandez. "I hope and pray every day that you get the help you need." (AKA LOTS OF RAPES ;) )
!!

Dixie Mar 11th, 2009 09:16 AM

RAPE

Dixie Mar 11th, 2009 09:21 AM

Oh!
We moved out first boxes into storage yesterday!
Yay!

Colonel Flagg Mar 11th, 2009 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 618751)
Rapist pleads with judge to be executed, rather than sent to prison where he might be raped

I can't think of a more fitting punishment.

pac-man Mar 11th, 2009 12:31 PM

If the asshole can dish it he can damn well take it.




Take it up the ass, that is.

kahljorn Mar 11th, 2009 01:21 PM

lol what a pussy

Dixie Mar 11th, 2009 01:31 PM

Surprise Buttsex Picture Time!

Dixie Mar 11th, 2009 01:46 PM






Kitsa Mar 11th, 2009 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 618756)
i'm curious how a five-foot-tall dude was able to rape ANYONE tbh :/


It kind of reminds me of chihuahua-rottweiler puppies.

Tadao Mar 11th, 2009 03:28 PM

Maybe he raped midgets?

Kitsa Mar 11th, 2009 03:40 PM

Well, maybe he'll be raped by dwarves in prison to great comic effect.

Tadao Mar 11th, 2009 04:06 PM

I cn only hope that the prisoners hear about this and rape the shit out of him. But then again, he could use the fact that they might hear about it via the news to get a nice comfy rape free cell.

Babs Mar 11th, 2009 04:20 PM

his anus will commence to the bleeding

Tadao Mar 11th, 2009 04:21 PM


Colonel Flagg Mar 11th, 2009 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 618785)
Surprise Buttsex Picture Time!

THAT. WAS. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

Tadao Mar 11th, 2009 05:15 PM

I can't help but think that ZQ's dreams are sexually motivated and that she is somewhat virginal and horny.


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