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Do vegans suck eggs? :confused

Only if they're ovo-lacto

A sick person coughed full in my face, so I guess I'll find out what they had in a week or so :(

In unrelated news, I have a sore throat and am killing it with firewater. Specifically wild turkey.

I just realized that due to my obtaining of a blue collar production job, I now have full rights of calling people liberal pinko commie fascists.

THOSE FUCKING COMMIE FASCISTS >:

THOSE FUCKING STRAIGHT-TICKET REPUBLICAN DEMOCRATS >:

THOSE FUCKING RIGHT-HANDED LEFTIES >:

Those fucking poofters.

I'll never get tired of saying poofter. :(

NOW I WISH I HAD A JOB SO THAT I COULD UNDERSTAND

I thought this guys name was Druid Fluid but it wasn't. It might have been Drew Blood.

Druid Fluid. :lol

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In other news, I brought my girlfriend to my mum's house to introduce her, and we stayed the night. While we were brushing our teeth getting ready for bed (at about 1:30am) I heard my little brother getting fucked up the arse by his best friend Lachlan who lives two blocks down.

I had no idea he was gay.

WHY DON"T YOU GET ONE!

Druid Fluid. Tee hee.

I bet that was an interesting conversation. I had a friend who walked in on his sister orally servicing a guy once. Awkward :(

Is his friend an immigrant? Foreigners do that you know. They throw out their weird, creepy vibes and seduce ya' to do horrible, unthought of things.

http://iwdrm.tumblr.com/ Animated gifs. Like a lot of what I see on Tumblr I want to fill this thread with them.

I skidded off a gravel road going down a steep hill and went through a wire fence today. It is the first time I have crashed my car. The line between everything being ok and laying in a field shaking is a lot thinner than I thought. I am telling you about my day, Internet.

Did you bleed?

Wow, you ok? Did it flip or just skid?

If it just skidded, I'll be relieved, but you will be vulnerable on being called a puss by serious car drivers.

DEAR ZHUKOV,

I'M SORRY YOUR BROTHER IS A POOFTER AND YOU HAVE TO HEAR HIS DECADENT ASS SEX.

Boyracer!

Sam,

Thank you for your kind words.

Zhukov, I hope the the toothpaste did not foam in your and your girlfriends mouths while that was going on.

Was there blood?

Could it be a misunderstanding? Maybe they were only hanging curtains.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK.