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Fathom Zero Mar 12th, 2012 11:53 PM

punk girls touch wangs

Tadao Mar 13th, 2012 11:57 AM

Yeah but they grip to fucking hard. I like a soft hand.

Fathom Zero Mar 13th, 2012 12:19 PM

Whereas I like being crushed. IT TAKES ALL KINDS, MY MOTHER WOULD SAY.

Pub Lover Mar 13th, 2012 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 750989)
Relinquishing addiction has made me more apathetic towards life than I've ever been, even when I was a DXM tard. I don't shave, I don't write, I don't hang out with friends, I don't work, I don't do fucking anything. I'm just a miserable, joyless, cold, unproductive sack of shit who's no fun for anyone. Narcotics Anonymous can go suck the tits I wish I had.

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Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 750659)
I'm totally drugged up on xanax so I'm gonna give you folks some truths. Truth is, I need to be in a mental home again. I barely leave my house out of fear of nothing. I only go out to get groceries, play pool for a short time(sometimes), and doctors. And if where I need to go is out of the safe radius, I flip the fuck out. So working from home has its advantages, but for me, the disadvantages are fucking up my life. I am gonna go get checked in to a mental place. One way or another I'm going to get over this bullshit. And then when I do, I'm going to visit each and every one of you with my fist. Inside my fist will be a token for spending one day with me. And we shall have fun times of your choosing. But first, I need to get better. I shall get better. We will see. Why all this now? Well, I found it sad that I couldn't even go to thanksgiving with my mom because my sister's house is too far. It's out of the unsafe zone. Time to get checked into the home.

<3

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 13th, 2012 02:51 PM

Is k0k0 back at the house again?

Pub Lover Mar 13th, 2012 04:04 PM

:\
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Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 753346)
Once again I forget to go to the end of the thread before replying. FUCK THIS.

Is that something that matters? :eek

Pub Lover Mar 13th, 2012 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 753378)
I AM INTERESTED IN MORE SIMILAR EXAMPLES OF THINGS YOU THOUGHT OF THAT NO ONE HAS EVER THOUGHT BEFORE

Your new avatar is facing the wrong way. >:

Esuohlim Mar 13th, 2012 04:12 PM

GOOD

Pub Lover Mar 13th, 2012 04:28 PM

>:

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 753556)
hey guys i don't talk to anymore i'm starting HRT tomorrow yay

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 753558)
You're finally gonna get male hormones?

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 753559)
ZING, NO.

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 753560)
I'll inject some hormones into you. :wank

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 753561)
#inappropriate

Danny is a sexier dressed as a lady than he is when he is dressed as a man. This is something I know. PM me for pics.

Pub Lover Mar 13th, 2012 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by elx (Post 753747)
chojin I hope you drop olympic sized weights on your medulla and end up rotting alone in your dads house until your flesh disintegrates off of your corpse and ants come along and make a farm out of your bones >:

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Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 753766)
Elx also showed what looked like sincere concern for ThrashO, so y'know...she's a whore with her sympathy.

She'll never get in between Thrash0 and Shy. They are so in love.

Pub Lover Mar 13th, 2012 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 755700)

Smile. >:

Take off your shirt. :wank

Smile, damnit! >:
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 750812)
I-Mock's prettiest woman right here, guys


:love
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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 745486)
I had a cousin who made her own iron-on with a printout, didn't flip the image, and wore it logo-backwards to a family function. When someone pointed it out, she couldn't understand why it was okay every time she checked it in the mirror but not when she looked down.

I'm utterly srs about this.

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Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 744283)


ALSO: Here's a picture of me and the girl who convinced me of giving up on blonde girl threesomes and other depraved, deranged, and totally awesome sexual acts.

Faceswap photoshop. Faceshop photoswap
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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 741904)
elx you are so tiny

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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 741978)
damn elx if you keep practicing with that monster you could almost handle my cock

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 741777)
pub has folders and subfolders and sub-subfolders.

I think about everyone here who has appeared in drag, or in anything that could be taken as drag, is specially indexed for ease of wank. I believe. Again, you'd have to ask him but you'd probably just get that :wank emoticon in the chat thread.


Kitsa Mar 13th, 2012 11:25 PM

I stand by that, you sporadic bastard.

Pub Lover Mar 13th, 2012 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 742766)
Pub Lover sent me a package in the mail and in that package were thousands of photos of me as a kid that he took secretly

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 742767)
:lol

..

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 743692)
elx locked herself in her room to experiment with neutrinos. And this is BEFORE I even read the posts she made, which creeps me out a little :(

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 743702)
the time travel dream neutrinos went back in time to infect your dreams, oh no!

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Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 743704)
Whenever I go in my room to play with my balls, I call it experimenting with neutrinos. Are you sure she doesn't have balls?

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Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 743724)
Because it takes less than a nanosecond?

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 722193)
What does mean when you dream about murdering a whole basement full of people you've never met? :(

I even picked up a rocking chair and crushed someone's neck with it :(


Esuohlim Mar 13th, 2012 11:48 PM

I've been having some great dreams lately. A week ago I was a stand-up comedian following Doug Stanhope and I got a bigger applause.

Babs Mar 14th, 2012 02:00 AM

Sounds like a nightmare.

Esuohlim Mar 14th, 2012 02:16 AM

If you're talking about performing in front of an audience, normally I'd agree. But If you're talking about having Stanhope involved then fuck you man Stanhope rules

Fathom Zero Mar 14th, 2012 02:37 AM

too many games
i have been crtitcally analyzing
i am not
going to play any games for a while

Fathom Zero Mar 14th, 2012 02:41 AM

Also, Deadbeat Hero and No Refunds are right up there with anything from Richard Pryor and George Carlin to me.

Pub Lover Mar 14th, 2012 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 756085)


some people age

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 756089)


Like I said.

You're too young to be claiming to have a picture in the attic.
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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 756105)
I'M TO FAT FOR CAMERA'S

:tear

Spoilers!

Hi. :)

Tadao Mar 14th, 2012 05:33 PM

:lol

Fathom Zero Mar 14th, 2012 06:57 PM

is da dorms, son

Rongi Mar 14th, 2012 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 756033)
punk girls touch wangs

i'm not with punk girl either, i don't even know if she goes to this school anymore. she done disappeared :eek

kahljorn Mar 14th, 2012 10:12 PM

she probably hitched a ride off to the sunset

Esuohlim Mar 14th, 2012 10:17 PM

TADAO PROBABLY TOLD HER TO GIVE IT UP AND STOP REPRESENTING IT

ElPila666 Mar 14th, 2012 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 756073)

Lionel Messi :love


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