Okay, I'm back...
 

I swore I would never return to i-mockery again if you were gonna dump shit on anime. But I figured out that I can't live without laughing at the hacked rom reviews and what-not.

You guys are alright. You just wanted a laugh. And I'm sure that you're at least REMOTLY an anime fan.

Last time I came here, I was more disturbed. I felt like the whole world was going to hell and that Anime was my only form of escape. But the world doesn't seem so bad, but I'll probably feel differently soon. It comes and goes. Some days are better then others.

Can you forgive me? I'm just an extremly disturbed person.

You know, you could Spend your time doing something good for socioty... Such as trying to shut down landover baptist. Hey, how about you make a mock of it on this website, eh? www.landoverbaptist.org if you want to see it. DON'T BE FOOLED BY THAT WEBSITE! IT IS A FALSE PROPHET!

So, I guess that wraps it up. By the way, I gotta admit. Your posters were kinda funny.

So, in conclusion, this is a thread of apology so please don't yell at me.

-Jonathan

Oh, by the way, what's with this e-mail I got from you guys?
I didn't see anything different...

wow this forum is useless

Have a free tentacle rape, no take two :)

You know, tentacle rape is quite rare. I know there's none in Ranma 1/2, and I'm CERTAIN there's none in DBZ. And if you have seen Ranma nad DBZ porn, you're quite gullible. THOSE THINGS ARE MADE BY A DIFFERENT PERSON!!! Just a pervert who needs a life. Infact, any "tentacle rape" you see isn't made by the same person... I don't even like that stuff anyway. But ya, I certainly must agree with you on cosplaying. Unless your SURE you're gonna look good, don't do it. I've seen a few good cosplays, but most are total crap...

Oh, and of course you realize, landover baptist isn't real, right?

You're not real

Take that anime fag, that'll teach you to come back

Okay, now your just being a baby.

Now you're just being an anime fag

Is that the best you can do?

Yes

...Whatever... Well, you got a fan back so don't push it.

Seriously, it is. I took me five minutes just to think of that reply.

hahahahahahah, this guy can't be for real.

Believe it or not, I am.

Yeah, but the Jesus ad was cool :)

dude, landoverbaptist is a JOKE. you know like, what present do you get for a dead baby?

A dead puppy.
>:

I just liked Jesus :(

I found out it was a joke when I signed up for a free Ps2 and didn't get one...

I think I'll keep jesus for a while, even though no-one concurs. Three days, at least >:

was talking to jon :(

:(

Even so, I have to shut that place down. I've seen people reject christ because of it.

Oh, and I just looked at your "The church of mockery" page and I am quite offended. Let me dispell a few myths about christians. We do NOT hate gays. We only hate what they do. I don't like the definition of marriage being changed. And Jesus was NOT gay. That's another myth. Don't listen the KKK. They're wrong.

You know, you people at I-mockery arn't bad. Just ignorant...

We're not ignorant, we're just assholes. And you, you're not an asshole, you're just unbelievably stupid. You show up and start bitching about how offended you are by that thing that was meant to offend. Then you decide to come back to the almost completely unrelated message board, because you liked something on the main site. Right when you're back, you show how unbelievably stupid you are, by letting us know that you are offended by that other thing that was meant to offend.

You are still capable of losing a fan, you know. Say your sorry!

you're a fan of mr oysterhead? wow, you suck.

I mean a fan of I-mockery. You shouldn't be rude to your guests, you know. You never know who's on the other end. It could be a phycotic, touchy serial killer.

And you ESSPECIALLY SHOULDN'T say that you're going to shoot up a school. There have been so many lately, that people might think you really mean it.