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Chojin Jun 18th, 2011 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rez (Post 726854)
here he is: http://www.josephsherman.net

here is where he accuses the city of slandering his mom with public art, ripping off his popularization of a pinstripe suit from jc penney, establishments putting hazard signs near him to indicate that he is a dangerous person, and other coded conspiracies: http://www.josephsherman.net/pictureproof.html

Quote:



Art display located in front of Fifth Street Apts., across the street from the Davis post office; statue of unclothed female walking an I-beam balance beam; without a doubt attempt to smear my Mom.
:lol

Tadao Jun 18th, 2011 03:44 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 18th, 2011 03:48 PM

Have you gotten to his resume?, Don't sell it, its trade marked, OR ELSE;

http://www.josephsherman.net/scandal.html

Pub, or Zhukov, Since you are closer than I to the region of the marsupials, what does it take to get to kangaroo court?

Otto Jun 18th, 2011 03:52 PM

I think I'm going to do a search for "victim of gang stalking" on youtube and pick one of the craziest videos to reward with constant comments that are nothing but a series of numbers/letters and a nonsensical phrase: "4502B69 LABEL SPRAY REDACTED UNTIL 9 PM" to see how much crazy I can squeeze out of these people.

Chojin Jun 18th, 2011 04:07 PM

better yet, make your new youtube account "pram maven", include all the info you can on his profile and leave a trail to his other sites, then start stalking these crazy people

with any luck, he'll get murdered

Tadao Jun 18th, 2011 04:09 PM

:lol Masterful

Otto Jun 18th, 2011 04:26 PM

BEST IDEA EVER

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 18th, 2011 05:38 PM

that's amazing.

Rez Jun 18th, 2011 05:56 PM

we had one of them on another board i go to who has an obsession over elizabeth smart and is convinced that we're just too dumb to ever get a hold of her

i said somethign to the effect of "you think i dont know who you are :lol those codes you have are for limited use and i know every one of them. listen, in two weeks you'll know where to meet me, because i'm definitely coming for you"

oh my god i nearly felt bad when my inbox flooded with "WHO ARE YOU" "YOU ARE AN IMPOSTER" "NEVER MIND IM SURE THE AUTHORITIES WILL APPRECIATE THIS" (my response: as what kind of evidence? if it isnt tagged under their own instruments you are fucked because no one is going to listen to that. you've been recycled already, it's over) "COME AND GET ME YOU WILL GET A NASTY SURPRISE" "WHO IS THIS???!!!!!!"

:lol

kahljorn Jun 18th, 2011 06:10 PM

yea i knew this guy who was a "target" as well.

he was always talking about how people are out to get him just like the guy from a beautiful mind. theres always people outside his house and shit. Also his penis doesn't work because his sister poisoned him or something because she wanted to ruin him and he hates women and wants to murder all of them.
stuff like that. too much crazy to remember really.
Also he accused me of destroying his mind or something cause i used to talk shit on him when he thought he was an internet tough guy :lol

also he looked like that guy t hat used to post here that liked girls poop

Guitar Woman Jun 19th, 2011 07:34 AM

So nobody answered my question before; has anyone considered that Pram Maven might just be expertly playing to an extremely bored and lolcow-deprived audience? He's basically been saying everything you've wanted to hear since his first goddamn thread.

I still don't believe he's legit, which is why I haven't gone over to his house and taken a shit in his basement yet despite being completely capable of doing so whenever the mood strikes me.

Wiffles Jun 19th, 2011 11:23 AM

He could be the greatest character of all time!

Fathom Zero Jun 19th, 2011 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 726819)
docking

:love

Kitsa Jun 19th, 2011 12:29 PM

Woah. I was way off.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=docking

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2011 12:50 PM

What was your supposed meaning before looking it up?

Kitsa Jun 19th, 2011 01:00 PM

I was thinking mainly of dog tails, but it was a generally murky area.

Otto Jun 19th, 2011 01:44 PM

Before one of my friends showed me the urban dictionary definition a few weeks ago, I thought it meant two women pressing their breasts together.

Otto Jun 19th, 2011 01:55 PM

and frankly... I DON'T KNOW WHICH DEFINITION TURNS ME ON MORE.

One of my friends came up with the term "lightsabering" which is when two dudes bang their erections together while making lightsaber noises.

Fathom Zero Jun 19th, 2011 02:06 PM

A variation on swordfighting, no doubt.

Tadao Jun 19th, 2011 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 726972)
So nobody answered my question before; has anyone considered that Pram Maven might just be expertly playing to an extremely bored and lolcow-deprived audience? He's basically been saying everything you've wanted to hear since his first goddamn thread.

I still don't believe he's legit, which is why I haven't gone over to his house and taken a shit in his basement yet despite being completely capable of doing so whenever the mood strikes me.

You act like there aren't a shit ton of immature idiots just outside your door. :/

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 19th, 2011 04:00 PM

stomach sticks is where its at guys.

Dimnos Jun 19th, 2011 04:25 PM

I'll stick with eatting bearded clam. :\

HickMan Jun 19th, 2011 05:51 PM

Hey guys hope I didn't miss anything in my absence. I was too busy saving 'MURICA

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2011 05:55 PM

Good Job, Clay. Thank you. :)

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2011 05:56 PM

:pagebrak


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