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Pub Lover Jan 28th, 2013 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 766045)
When did I become a person that never eats biscuits? :eek

When all my relatives that made me drink tea died. :(

Shrubfest Jan 29th, 2013 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 766038)
...wank over cartoon ponies and post pics of the cumstained toys to tumblr without tagging said pics are my bane.

Don't say that! I custom made Willie a set of MLP stuff. That is not what it was for! :shudder

Shrubfest Jan 29th, 2013 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 765990)
How can McVities taste like someone pressed them together from wet sand and yet have NO DIETARY FIBER IN THEM WHATSOEVER?

They have a grainy grass thing stamped into the top and everything. They're not digestives, they're LIES. >:(

Wasn't it Kitsa who didn't like jaffa cakes? I know i wanted to argue the point but it was soon after I joined and I was too much of a coward to tell people on the internet that they were wrong about snack cakes.

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2013 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 766051)
Don't say that! I custom made Willie a set of MLP stuff. That is not what it was for! :shudder

Seeing as they were custom made and provision wasn't made to make them accommodating, I'd say he hasn't done anything shudder-worthy with them.

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2013 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 766052)
Wasn't it Kitsa who didn't like jaffa cakes

I remember that. I think I just told myself that she'd had a stale pack/was an idiot woman.

Shrubfest Jan 29th, 2013 07:27 AM

They had extra long legs so they could be tied to things.

Or potentially tie people to things.

But I suppose that would take away the solo aspect.

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2013 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 766055)
But I suppose that would take away the solo aspect.

I can't imagine you'd protest his non-solo abuse of them. :orgasm

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2013 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 766056)
I can't imagine you'd protest his CONSENSUAL non-solo abuse of them. :orgasm

:eek

Colonel Flagg Jan 29th, 2013 02:00 PM

Pub, your avatar is one of the scariest images on teh interwebs.

Babs Jan 29th, 2013 05:23 PM

yours is hawt

Babs Jan 29th, 2013 06:37 PM

This place is dead as my soul. WHERE DUH SHIT IS EVERYONE. What happened to MattJack, BTC, CiG, ettctetctetc. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT TAD IS GONE, WUT DUH FUX N166ERZ

Babs Jan 29th, 2013 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 656316)
" I WANT TO TALK TO YOU IN REAL LIFE ON AIM OR YAHOO"

The second cumming well begin in 1976 days.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 29th, 2013 07:03 PM

Gonna make your face look like the stay puft marshmallow man after they crossed the streams.

Feel free to use that one.

Babs Jan 29th, 2013 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 766063)
Gonna make your face look like the stay puft marshmallow man after they crossed the streams.

You know you're still my baby.

Bill aint got no time for me anymore. Don't lie, I aint yo baby any more.

You don't have to leave yet do you?:tear

why it gotta end like this?

Babs Jan 29th, 2013 07:32 PM

Just noticed Chojin died

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2013 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 766058)
Pub, your avatar is one of the scariest images on teh interwebs.

As a halloween avatar, it should. I like to keep my politics fresh.

Fathom Zero Jan 30th, 2013 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Babs (Post 766065)
Just noticed Chojin died

he didn't die

He just transmuted into kettlebells.

Babs Jan 30th, 2013 04:24 AM

AND HE DOESN'T GIVE "SQUAT" ABOUT US

Babs Jan 30th, 2013 04:26 AM

JUST AS LONG AS HE KEEPS HIS CHIN UP

Babs Jan 30th, 2013 04:32 AM

Seriously, everyone is gone now.

Babs Jan 30th, 2013 04:36 AM

Where is sam, gus, cig, shit even milhouse barely comes around. Willie left and said he'll never come back. What about zhukov? Sacks and bigtimecow. Wiffles and elx. WHHHY! GOD DAMN THIS WORLD

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2013 05:05 AM

Why do those people not come here anymore?

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2013 05:06 AM

Short answer: You.

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2013 05:06 AM

Long answer: Me.

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2013 05:07 AM

:pagebrak


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