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xbxDaniel Mar 29th, 2006 10:53 PM

Anybody going to help this guy out with the Mad Lib?

Fathom Zero Mar 29th, 2006 10:58 PM

Dammit, I'm trying.

xbxDaniel Mar 29th, 2006 10:58 PM

It's all good.

Fathom Zero Mar 29th, 2006 11:00 PM

Done. Lemme see what monstrosity I've created.

xbxDaniel Mar 29th, 2006 11:04 PM

I can't guarantee anything but here it is:

The spunky and goldenrod Roberto has barfed Nikki's pretentious sister and plans to steal her conservative knives! What are a blue whale and backpacking ferret to do? Before you can help Candy, you'll have to collect the spiritual chains and adventurous skittles that open up the 25 worlds connected to Roberto's Lair. There are 16 chains and 4 skittles in the game.

xbxDaniel Mar 29th, 2006 11:20 PM

God I suck at mad libs.

camacazio Mar 29th, 2006 11:55 PM


xbxDaniel Mar 29th, 2006 11:56 PM

Not much. Just listening to some music.

Fathom Zero Mar 30th, 2006 08:36 AM

Whoa... Cool Madlib...
I shall take my Adventurous Skittles and be off.

Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2006 03:38 PM

I just watched an episode of Salute Your Shorts on YouTube and...

...it was kinda lame :( :( :( It was more of a nostalgia rush than anything, but man. :( At least I appreciate Pete and Pete more than I used to.

Brandon Mar 30th, 2006 03:58 PM

Hey dudes, let's talk about stuff!

Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2006 04:03 PM



Brandon Mar 30th, 2006 04:11 PM

I'll be hanging around for awhile.

Please don't tell me that Terra got popular while I was gone.

Terra Mar 30th, 2006 04:19 PM

Shut up.

And no "Terra" didn't suddenly get popular around here. There's a whole bunch of new people that don't quite grasp what a prick I am. >:

Either that or they don't give a shit.

Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2006 04:26 PM


Originally Posted by Brandon
Please don't tell me that Terra got popular while I was gone.

If there was an "Ignore" feature on the board she'd be the first on my list.

Emu Mar 30th, 2006 04:34 PM

Holy shit Brandon :eek

ziggytrix Mar 30th, 2006 07:02 PM

Did Brandon have another user name at some point? Cuz the avatar and title are familiar, but nothing else is ringing a bell.

Chojin Mar 30th, 2006 07:03 PM


ziggytrix Mar 30th, 2006 07:08 PM

oh right. that helps a bit.

Seven Force Mar 30th, 2006 09:58 PM

Now you all misunderstood what I said.

When I said "all ******s are faggots", what I meant to say was "all faggots are ******s"!

It's completely different. >:

ArrowX Mar 30th, 2006 10:01 PM

OMG I liked Brandon.

Seven Force Mar 30th, 2006 10:07 PM

CLEARLY, the administrators and moderators like to twist and garble and misconstrue things that the more "unpopular" members of this board will say. For example, if I were to say, oh, hypothetically, "I like dicks", someone could turn around and tell other people that "I cure cancer of the dick, and I like my profession" which is totally untrue.

Seven Force Mar 30th, 2006 10:11 PM

You might not think this isn't so bad in itself, but now i'll have people coming to me on the Internet (not literally of course, but electronically VIA email) that they have penile cancer and would like for me to treat it. I'd have to politely decline and in turn the cancer patients will have wasted up to 2 minutes of their precious life that they could've used searching for reliable treatment.

Terra Mar 30th, 2006 10:15 PM

I never heard of anybody losing their life because their dick fell off. :)

Seven Force Mar 30th, 2006 10:16 PM

And is there anything being done about it? No, sadly it isn't, and Chojin the self-proclaimed queen tyrant, reigns unchecked. He's taking our freedoms and undermining the very standards that our founders set many many boards ago. Basic rights being smashed to bytes by the big banhammer of injustice (or the BBHI).

Terra Mar 30th, 2006 10:17 PM

shit he's going mandela on us

Terra Mar 30th, 2006 10:19 PM

Oh Miss Celie, don't do dat. Don't go where I been.....

:color purple/oprah quote.

Seven Force Mar 30th, 2006 10:22 PM

Many banned people do not adapt to this new lifestyle change of "sunshine" and "physical activity" and quickly turn to crime, more often than not, prostitution. Sweet, sweet prostitution. But the moderators have a solution, but it's a solution THEY don't want you to know about. I'm talking about the OVENS, people.

Seven Force Mar 30th, 2006 10:25 PM

Those names in the members list don't go anywhere, but the very people that created them, gone. Literally dust in the wind. People that you have shunned in the past you're probably now breathing in. And what do the moderators think? Nothing, they think nothing of burning things cause they like fire. And fuck, who DOESN'T like fire? How are you going to make smores? With the damned souls of the banned (or the banned souls of the damned).


Chojin Mar 30th, 2006 10:36 PM


F99Cloud: I'm posting a speech in the chatroom its very moving i think you should check it out
F99Cloud: I don't know what i'm talking about really and im just making it up as it goes but it kinda makes you think
F99Cloud: Did you read it?
F99Cloud: I think I made a difference tonight.
I thought it was stupid.

Hope this helps!

Seven Force Mar 30th, 2006 10:37 PM

I bet you laughed you fucker >:

Terra Mar 30th, 2006 10:40 PM

Somewhere in there I made a 2000th post but I didn't pop out a vibrator for it.

Seven you weenie! :)

ArrowX Mar 30th, 2006 10:44 PM

Terra you joker, you don't even have a vagina.

Terra Mar 30th, 2006 10:46 PM


Originally Posted by StupidKraut
Terra you joker, you don't even have a vagina.

This is hilarious comming from a guy that the moose have to go shoulder to shoulder with when they huddle for warmth in his ass.

Chojin Mar 30th, 2006 10:47 PM


ArrowX Mar 30th, 2006 10:54 PM

yeah, terra i think you ran out o ways to make fun of me.

Terra Mar 30th, 2006 10:57 PM

Keep posting you cockless wonder. There's tons of revenue to be had.

GADZOOKS Mar 30th, 2006 11:40 PM

But you could stop.

Terra Mar 30th, 2006 11:46 PM

But I did! Until he started in again. >:

ArrowX Mar 31st, 2006 12:02 AM

yeah I was being goofy not hurtful too you. Jeez calm down.

Terra Mar 31st, 2006 12:08 AM

I'm cool babe. You know I luv ya.

You little moose blowing fuckwit, you.

xbxDaniel Mar 31st, 2006 12:33 AM

I saw V for Vendetta today.

Seven Force Mar 31st, 2006 12:39 AM

xbxDaniel Mar 31st, 2006 12:41 AM

All the cool kids have signatures. :(

Terra Mar 31st, 2006 12:43 AM

I have two. Because I'm hated. :)

Seven Force Mar 31st, 2006 12:43 AM

But Guitar Woman has one. :/

Seven Force Mar 31st, 2006 12:44 AM

xbxDaniel Mar 31st, 2006 12:46 AM

I liked that show.

Seven Force Mar 31st, 2006 12:48 AM

And that's why you should buy the DVDs.

Seven Force Mar 31st, 2006 12:48 AM

Shake the crime stick!

xbxDaniel Mar 31st, 2006 12:54 AM

They stopped showing the episodes really late at night on Comedy Central here.

The Retro Kat Mar 31st, 2006 08:50 PM

I just got a tattoo and it kinda hurts...

Moobs Mar 31st, 2006 08:50 PM

What of?

Terra Mar 31st, 2006 11:43 PM

Where at?

MarioRPG Apr 1st, 2006 08:09 AM


xbxDaniel Apr 1st, 2006 09:19 AM

Happy April Fools day everybody.

MetalMilitia Apr 1st, 2006 02:17 PM

hey check this out

Emu Apr 1st, 2006 02:27 PM

That's adorable :)

MetalMilitia Apr 1st, 2006 02:28 PM

no wait this

the_dudefather Apr 1st, 2006 02:47 PM

MarioRPG Apr 1st, 2006 03:16 PM


Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

Hahahah I get it. It's wet pussy. :/ :/ :/

MetalMilitia Apr 1st, 2006 03:22 PM

lets all look at http://www.cuteoverload.com/ :)

RaNkeri Apr 1st, 2006 03:34 PM

I'd love to have a cat like this:

Terra Apr 1st, 2006 11:34 PM

Great. Nothing like swigging a beer and scratching your nuts.

That's one FINE pussy.

:hey ladies get off your asses!!!

xbxDaniel Apr 2nd, 2006 12:28 AM

Maggiekarps new avatar is creeping me out.

The Retro Kat Apr 3rd, 2006 03:24 AM

Seven Force Apr 3rd, 2006 03:34 AM

*thumbs up* :D

Moobs Apr 3rd, 2006 07:34 AM

*wrong thread* ;<

The Retro Kat Apr 3rd, 2006 06:32 PM

I'm sorry moobs, I thought even you could read your own posts...You asked what of?, then terra asked where? The logical thing to do would be to show you, because explaining might be a bit past your man+boobs=moobs logic.

It's 8 nautical stars wrapped around my left arm.

Moobs Apr 3rd, 2006 06:47 PM

Yeah but you could of made a reference from here and put it in there.

Nevermind, I like it. How much it cost?

wastr Apr 3rd, 2006 07:16 PM

Great tattoo Mr. Retro Kat! :)

EDIT: no posts exist for this topic :tear

Chojin Apr 3rd, 2006 08:33 PM

Chojin Apr 3rd, 2006 08:53 PM

I think Pub's unofficial job here is to collect quotes from around the forum for this thread to create a 'best of' montage that I honestly do enjoy.

xbxDaniel Apr 3rd, 2006 09:09 PM

How much would it take for me to be able to get my name changed?

Chojin Apr 3rd, 2006 09:15 PM

it would take $PM

US currency.

Moobs Apr 3rd, 2006 10:20 PM

Aw man now I've got used to your old name.

At least I know what your real name is now, Hi Dan.

xbxDaniel Apr 3rd, 2006 10:23 PM

That makes two people who have instant messaged me just to be disappointed by the results.

Moobs Apr 3rd, 2006 10:24 PM

What can I say, your not very talkative. That or the fact that Mr Pink is the best character in reservoir dogs was a bad topic :/

Seven Force Apr 3rd, 2006 10:27 PM

Yeah, pony up the money you freeloader. Do you have any idea how much it takes to pay for the servers hosting the site? Do you? Fuckin' ballpark it.

EDIT: That was supposed to go after Chojin's post.

xbxDaniel Apr 3rd, 2006 10:30 PM

So, how you doing?

Seven Force Apr 3rd, 2006 10:35 PM

Uh-uh, man.. nah man, you don't wanna rile me, man.. you just riled the wrong motherfucker, man. Nah you don't even know man. I'm the last guy you wanna fuck with man cause you don't know me man I'll fuckin I'll kill your ass man you don't even know man cause you don't know man. I'm like a motherfuckin earthquake wrapped in a hurricane nestled in a box of tsunamis man, you got it? That's what I am man I'm fuckin kick your ass I'm like a motherfuckin natural disaster times triplicate man! Fucking waitin to kick your ass you don't even know man cause I'm trained in supersecret martial arts man. Shit I can't even tell you man. I had to live underwater for a year man to learn this shit. I can't even avow any of this stuff. I got tricks. I know fuckin 43 ways to kill you with a pimento my man. So don't fuck with me. You don't want to fuck with me cause I know super ninja shit man.. like - right now! I just turned invisible! You didn't even know that! I just turned invisible man! You say you lookin at me cause you hear my voice, but I just turned invisible. You think you see me but I just put all my visiblity onto you so you double visible now! That negates itself! Whatcha you gonna do motherfucker? You can run but you can't hide! I'll fuckin find your ass cause I'm invisible and you're double visible! You opened up the wrong motherfuckin can of worms bitch! You opened up the wrong can of worms man. Cause this, this is you going, "Aw man, what's this can of worms? I'm gonna try this can of worms out man. See what's up in here man." And you fuckin open it up. And you just lookin at, "Look at that! That ain't nothin but a stupid little can of worms! What's that about? I don't give a shit about that little can of worms!" Then when your back's turned all them worms climb up on top of each other and form one big worm! and AND KILL YOU with their worm-like veracity.

Terra Apr 3rd, 2006 10:38 PM

Seven can't you just fucking CHAT anymore??

Moobs Apr 3rd, 2006 10:40 PM

I preferred the apple, current one is lame, as was the furry.

Seven Force you need more apple.

xbxDaniel Apr 3rd, 2006 10:45 PM

Seven, I'm sorry, but I stopped reading at Uh.

Seven Force Apr 3rd, 2006 10:51 PM

When ever someone says that, I automatically know they read all of it.

xbxDaniel Apr 3rd, 2006 10:53 PM

Well, I admit, I did read that last bit about the worms and such. So, guess I did skim over the bulk of it.

xbxDaniel Apr 3rd, 2006 11:04 PM

That's twice that someone has posted at the same time as me in the Ruin Wish thread thing.

Terra Apr 4th, 2006 12:40 AM


Originally Posted by Seven Force
When ever someone says that, I automatically know they read all of it.

Seven....I'm warning you...... >:

The Retro Kat Apr 4th, 2006 07:40 AM


Originally Posted by Moobs
Yeah but you could of made a reference from here and put it in there.

Nevermind, I like it. How much it cost?

Fuck all that paperwork. And that's none of your god damned business how much it cost, but I did get $50 knocked off cause I'm a super cool badass.

BlueOatmeal Apr 4th, 2006 07:53 AM

Today is Morrissey Day guys!

Fathom Zero Apr 4th, 2006 08:17 AM

Morrissey is a stupid-face.

MetalMilitia Apr 4th, 2006 08:57 AM

not to mention stupid hair

RaNkeri Apr 4th, 2006 09:01 AM

What music does Morrissey play? I've never heard of him :(

MetalMilitia Apr 4th, 2006 09:31 AM

man everyone needs to check out my thread in the music forum


Esuohlim Apr 4th, 2006 10:55 AM



the_dudefather Apr 4th, 2006 12:44 PM

im liking the new avatar esuohlim

ziggytrix Apr 4th, 2006 01:19 PM

I would like to welcome all the newgrounds idiots to i-mockery. Enjoy your brief stay.

Jixby Phillips Apr 4th, 2006 02:37 PM


Originally Posted by RaNkeri
I'd love to have a cat like this:

I can't beleive this awful post went unnoticed by the people who actually have the decency to not be a horrible jerk all the time

RaNkeri Apr 4th, 2006 03:49 PM


Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
man everyone needs to check out my thread in the music forum


k. That's even more freakier than this:



Or this:

xbxDaniel Apr 4th, 2006 09:35 PM

So, who's going to actually participate in the new giveaway contest?

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